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Somewhere in a dingy corporate office, a phone rings...

*ring* *ring* *ring*



The old man in the office picks up the phone.

"I'm quitting boss."

"KYLE. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WE ARE EIGHT MONTHS BEHIND SCHEDULE."

"Like I said, I quit. Got a new job."

"You can't quit. Who would even take you?"

"NASA. Don't worry, I already set the facility up."

"NASA? You know they fake everything, right? What could you possib- what about the beta testers? Your kidnapping capabilities are the real reason I kept you around."

"Don't got any. Not my problem anymore."

*click*

"Ugh. That man can never finish anything he starts."

The old man groans and dials another number.

"Marsha? Kyle quit. I'll need you to send out the casting calls. And is Gray still on vacation? Get him back here. Cancel any of Erica's missions too. We'll need some extra muscle around here."

Dearest Civilian,

You have been invited to test the latest technology from Bonka Paranomal Industries, the Modular Role Implant.

Upon acceptance, you will receive free transportation to our facility. Once you have arrived you will be outfitted with the Modular Role Implant. The MRI is a brain implant device that will allow you to perform inhuman feats. Any and all participants may keep their device as compensation upon successful completion of the test.*

Terms and Conditions:
- You may not sue Bonka Paranormal Industries for any reason.
- Your life is forfeit and owned by Bonka Paranormal Industries.
- You will be required to survive several nights of a killing game.
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*You may carry your role as-is using the same character into another killing game. Valid for use in any future Kyle run killing game. Other hosts may honor this agreement at their own discretion.

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This is the sign up thread for Randomizer Killing Game 5. I am aiming for about 12 players and 5 nights (4 case nights + finale) but I can push it a little bit if more people want in.

Here is the document that I will be using to generate the map and roles:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1...id=0#gid=0
There have been many new additions so I suggest reading, or at least skimming some of the document so you don't get surprised by a crazy detective or kill power.

Participants
1. Hifumi
2. Fun with Despair
3. Momoyo Himemushi
4. Space Dandy
5. Akane Saemonsaburou
6. Archer_Est
7. Hearts
8. Jetamo
9. MCD
10. TPGVEVO
11. Clayface
12. Space Ghost
13? Jinx
14?

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sign me up, dupe tbd

"Hey, I just got here after hatching out of my giant centipede form. What's up?"

Bonka Industries, huh? Sounds like a great way to meet some unregistered aliens, baby...

Maybe I can even meet a babe or two... now that's what I call "Thinking with your Dandy, baby."

Watch out, Bonkers. Dandy's on the scene!

Put me in chief
Also woops I still need to finish this dupe before the game starts lol

Signing up, dupe to be determined

Dupe later

Signing up, dupe also later/maybe decided by rando role.

Sign me in, dupe later

hello

dupe incoming

dupe incoming

How dreadful, how absolutely dreadful....To think that I, the unencumbered Basil Karlo, was once the cream of the crop! There I was, landing role after starring role, breaking the mold for soil material-shaped actors everywhere....but then one off-the-cuff remark about Bruce Wayne's seventeen lovers later, my talent agency tells me they got one too many threatening calls from WayneCorp, and they want me on the streets! It's true that he's a manwhore, it's just a fact that the world's not ready to face! Gigs that aren't baby food commercials or "hentai" dubs are drying up left and right, and if I don't pay off my loan with Cobblepot by the end of the month, I'll be thrown into a kiln and taken out as his tobacco spitoon for sure!

I'll check the community bulletin board for callouts one more time...."Agatha Christie Dinner Theater"? Even I have standards. "Joker's Thespian Society"? Far be it from me to work with him again after he threw me out of his car so that he could "see what a pile of mud hitting asphalt at 80 miles an hour would sound like"....Wait, what's this?

"New Killing Game"...? Yes....yes, that's PERFECT!

It's a performer's dream to be in a Killing Game! The intensity of planning the end of your fellow man, the desperation of pinning down the culprit before the clock strikes midnight....The entire emotional spectrum is brought to a fever pitch, a full display of every flavor of drama and horror an audience would crave for! If I were to make it to the end, an Oscar would be but a paperweight to the badge of honor on my resume that is being a survivor! I just have to shine through a week of hell, and then it'll be the studios brutalizing each other to sign a contract with me first! Oh, but then there's the matter of what role I should take on....playing the part of myself might be dicey when my rugged face is on tabloid covers in every magazine rack in the nation....

But wait! Why play just one role....*SCHULPT*

...when I can give those whippersnappers an entire portfolio?

Count this talk show host in.

Get ready for some wild prizes.

am i late to the party?