#1
Phone Booth
Music:

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"Testers, welcome to my facility. I am Bonka. Yes, the very one that this entire operation is named after. Thank you for all responding to my testing invitation on such a short notice. If you're here, I assume you have already undergone the operation?"

"That's right. The Modular Role Implants should have already been surgically inserted into your brains. Don't bother trying to feel around for the scar, nobody working on my team is that sloppy."

"Now, let's just get on with it. You all should have read through the contracts you signed, but some of you don't appear to exactly literate. I'll explain it one more time for you all in simple terms."

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"You're here to kill each other. "

"The MRI is specifically designed for use in Killing Games. Each implanted device can store several role powers. Dozens if you want. How it all works is beyond your understanding, but we've dumbed it down for you. If you come into possession of a Role Chip your MRI will automatically install it, giving you whatever insane abilities are associate with the chip. I looked through the list of things are scientists cooked up and let me tell you, we have some real sick fucks working here."

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"⏚⍜⌇⌇ ⟟'⋔ ⊑⟒⍀⟒."

"This is my assistant, Gray. He'll help show you to your dorms. There are two dorms to choose from, the Blue Dorms to the northwest and the Green Dorms to the southeast. After that, get to the killing. We're already behind schedule. Erica should also be around here somewhere. It's both of their jobs to keep the game running smoothly and limit any property damage."



MAP
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Room Descriptions:

Weather Effect
Mirage: Each player will have a random false encounter inserted into their account.

Living Participants If you would like to change your dupe or I have the wrong dupe here let me know and I will correct it. I will also update this list as dorms are chosen.

Submissions are due in 96 hours, at 8:00 PM EST.
#2
Phone Booth
The Money System has been enabled!

All players begin with 10 credits. Each night you may earn credits for the following:
+ 10 credits for attempting
+ 50 credits for a successful kill
+ 10 credits for succssfully voting for the killer

The shop is located in the Convenience Store and is currently stocked with these items:
  • V-Card (5 Credits) Proof that your character is a virgin.
  • Ammonia (15 Credits) Smells nice
  • Magic Scrabble Bag (5 Credits) Retrieve one letter at a time, add or replace one letter in any other item's name or description
  • Nightmare Nectar (30 Credits) A swirling black and gray liquid. Drink this, and you’ll never sleep again! Your pure terror will result in you always being the first to wake, and it’ll keep you up all night.
  • Role Module (-10 Credits) If a living player has this ability, the following effect may take place. Weather Effect (Double Murder): An additional murder may occur this phase.

After an item has been purchased, a new item of the same type will be stocked in its slot on the following night.
#3
Villager
(Jun 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM)Phone Booth Wrote: "This is my assistant, Gray. He'll help show you to your dorms. There are two dorms to choose from, the Blue Dorms to the northwest and the Green Dorms to the southeast."

gestures toward pants
#4
Spamton A. Spamton
That's right, it's me. Spamton A. Spamton. Who wants a prize- no. Who wants a WILD PRIZE?

But first, I hope all you fine shoppers will join me today in the AA EE OO room, for our National Spamton.
#5
Clayface
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A garden, you say! Oh, I bet my sweetest Edgeypoo will be there! He always did love his chrysanthemums!
(Or was it orchids? Damn it all, if only I did more research before this...)
#6
Marvelous Sunday
#7
Space Dandy
Oh, baby, you didn't tell me I'd get to board for free! This idea just keeps getting better and better...

Put me in the dorm with the most beautiful ladies in it, Bonkers. I think they could use a little more Dandy in their day-to-day.
#8
Mr. Tenna







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Hold your applause, folks - I said HOLD your applause! We've got a big show ahead of us tonight, and you'd be better off reserving that for that real stars here - and I'm not talking about that fancy seal thingamajig we've got next to the studio-mandated Cow Room™!

Oh, no! The real star...


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...Is YOU! The viewer at home! So keep your eyes glued to that screen, folks! Because....


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(Yesterday at 12:41 AM)Spamton A. Spamton Wrote: That's right, it's me. Spamton A. Spamton. Who wants a prize- no. Who wants a WILD PRIZE?

But first, I hope all you fine shoppers will join me today in the AA EE OO room, for our National Spamton.

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WHOA, MAMA!

Who let THIS guy in? I thought this was supposed to be clean, all-ages entertainment, just like the good old days! An event? Hosted by THIS GUY? Get real, that's not what audiences want. Believe me folks, believe me - you can trust this guy as far as you can throw him, and I mean - just look at him!


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Can I get a...

F - R - A - U - D

What's that spell, folks?


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That's right - UNPROFESSIONAL BUSINESSMAN!

But I get it, I really do! The people crave entertainment, oh they crave it alright! Who doesn't! So make your way to the Garden instead, and get a chance to see yourself on the silver screen! That's right - hold onto your hats! Hold onto your cats! Hold onto a non-specific item in your general vicinity! Most importantly, hold onto that NATURAL-BORN TALENT of yours, because it's time for...


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FACILITY'S GOT TALENT!


I've got a SPECIAL PRIZE of my own for our winner, decided by YOU at home! Leave random chance to that Bonka fella, and bring your best! Your brightest! You won't be disappointed folks, I'll tell you what!

Well, we'll be right back after our commercial break - but before we go...



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(Whoever said originality was dead, hey folks?)
#9
Spamton A. Spamton
(Yesterday at 6:02 AM)Mr. Tenna Wrote:
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Can I get a...

F - R - A - U - D

What's that spell, folks?

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Our first WILD PRIZE is this "VINTAGE" "TELE" "VISION" "SET". A steal at any price, a tragedy for no price at all. Order now.
#10
Phone Booth
(Yesterday at 6:02 AM)Mr. Tenna Wrote:
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Hold your applause, folks - I said HOLD your applause! We've got a big show ahead of us tonight, and you'd be better off reserving that for that real stars here - and I'm not talking about that fancy seal thingamajig we've got next to the studio-mandated Cow Room™!

Oh, no! The real star...


[Image: pointYOU_oeadj5.png]


...Is YOU! The viewer at home! So keep your eyes glued to that screen, folks! Because....


[Image: Its_tv_time_yulqp5.png]


[Image: Pointup_rp642r.png]

(Yesterday at 12:41 AM)Spamton A. Spamton Wrote: That's right, it's me. Spamton A. Spamton. Who wants a prize- no. Who wants a WILD PRIZE?

But first, I hope all you fine shoppers will join me today in the AA EE OO room, for our National Spamton.

[Image: whoa_hwyvir.png]


WHOA, MAMA!

Who let THIS guy in? I thought this was supposed to be clean, all-ages entertainment, just like the good old days! An event? Hosted by THIS GUY? Get real, that's not what audiences want. Believe me folks, believe me - you can trust this guy as far as you can throw him, and I mean - just look at him!


[Image: listen_ra8kgl.png]


Can I get a...

F - R - A - U - D

What's that spell, folks?


[Image: Pointup_rp642r.png]


That's right - UNPROFESSIONAL BUSINESSMAN!

But I get it, I really do! The people crave entertainment, oh they crave it alright! Who doesn't! So make your way to the Garden instead, and get a chance to see yourself on the silver screen! That's right - hold onto your hats! Hold onto your cats! Hold onto a non-specific item in your general vicinity! Most importantly, hold onto that NATURAL-BORN TALENT of yours, because it's time for...


[Image: pointYOU_oeadj5.png]


FACILITY'S GOT TALENT!


I've got a SPECIAL PRIZE of my own for our winner, decided by YOU at home! Leave random chance to that Bonka fella, and bring your best! Your brightest! You won't be disappointed folks, I'll tell you what!

Well, we'll be right back after our commercial break - but before we go...



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(Whoever said originality was dead, hey folks?)
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"Ha, you know what? I think I like this guy. He really seems to understand what entertainment is about. I'll sponsor your show for tonight, TV man. Gray will stop by with two cans of Snacker's Lament for you to hand out to participants."
#11
Space Dandy
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Aw, man... These Tempestuous TV personalities are seriously gonna hurt the mood around here... How is love supposed to win if these two won't stop hating their whole damn lives away...?


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Who cares, baby! Everybody knows I'm irresistible, I just have to get out there and strut my stuff. All we need is one good hook and they'll come running on back.

#12
Marvelous Sunday
(Yesterday at 3:02 AM)Space Dandy Wrote: Oh, baby, you didn't tell me I'd get to board for free! This idea just keeps getting better and better...

Put me in the dorm with the most beautiful ladies in it, Bonkers. I think they could use a little more Dandy in their day-to-day.

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Dandy? Sounds Marvelous☆!

Everyone needs more Marvelous in their day-to-day life☆★☆ If we keep piling up more and more Marvelous things, everyone here will be happy, just like in a dream! So let's meet up for pudding tarts and be Marvelous together, Dandy☆
#13
Ben Mendelsohn
G'day there boys

It's me Ben Mendelsohn

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