Hello! Are you itching for some higher education, but can't afford the entry fee? Perhaps you just don't want to pony up your own EX like the cheapskate you are! Well, have no fear, as I am here to provide...
STUDENT LOANS
That's right! As long as supplies last, I will pay for either some or even all of your tuition! However, this is not a charity. I expect either a full return on the loan, or just an item or two will suffice! Except for Sweet Tooths. I think I have every one on the site at this point, anyway.
Make your applications now! Don't think of trying anything funny, though, because student loan fraud is punishable by death.
Current EX: ~19##
STUDENT LOANS
That's right! As long as supplies last, I will pay for either some or even all of your tuition! However, this is not a charity. I expect either a full return on the loan, or just an item or two will suffice! Except for Sweet Tooths. I think I have every one on the site at this point, anyway.
Make your applications now! Don't think of trying anything funny, though, because student loan fraud is punishable by death.
Current EX: ~19##
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