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ok so this is a story that just happend
its about my brother being a fucking idiot
all I hear is "problème! problème!"
coming from the direction of the bathroom
so ok whats wrong
I walk over
the story gets real gross from here
the whole bathroom is flooded in a red water
I look to see if my brothers ok and I don't see any cuts
he just points to the toliet
"I tried flushing some tampons"
(important: my brother is ftm trans hence tampons)
he then goes "I thought it would get rid of them faster"
the bathrooms still flooded with his gross ass fucking period blood
I'm making him mop it up
anywho
the plunger was behind the toliet
laying down in this gross ass shit
I had to get on my knees and reach around to grab it
[FWD: MAKE HIM DO IT]
he was petrified from my yelling
because ofc I was mad
still am
the whole apartment smells like literal death
its -23c and all the windows are open
continuing, I grab the plunger and start going ham
and shits flying too close to comfort to my face
my brother thinks he's helping by pushing down on the plunger WHILE I'M LIFTING IT OUT OF THE TOLIET
splashing both of us
I finally get the toliet to plunge
past this point its the cities problem
then I hop in really hot shower real quick
mix him up some blach and water
and get a ton of towels
then run up here to tell this tale

I'm the only one who gave this a good shit cause that's a grade good shit story.

so this is a story all about how
my life got flip turned upside down

and i'd like to take a minute just sitting right there
and tell you how my brother got his period blood everywhere

in old french canada born and raised
on the mario forums are where i spent most of my days

chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
and making fangames everyday after school

when my gross-ass brother's feces and period blood
started making the entire bathroom flood

i took one little look and said "oh god no"
and said "i don't think down the toilet's where the tampons should go"

i looked for a plunger and grabbed a bunch of towels
thinking "why the hell's my brother so surprised at my howls?"

if anything i could say this bathroom was toast
so i said "nah forget it this shit is too gross"

i went into the shower with some bleach and hot water
and i figured the city could handle this slaughter

looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to rethink my life and give my brother a prayer

this reminds me of the time this kitten i had jumped in the toilet and got shitwater everywhere(why it wasn't flushed idk ask the tweaks i used to live with). cleaning him off was fuckin way worse than cleaning the bathroom i tell ya hwat

even i know not to flush tampons...

i didn't

once I went to the bathroom and there was a tampon in the toilet and I didn't know what to do so I flushed it

but to be fair I wasn't going to reach in there and pull it out