After you beat off or ejaculate on a lover of your choice; like do you ever just get that pain that causes you to just cringe in pain and then again 5 secs later and then 10 min later but then you're good? Man I hate that shit

Can't say i have but it sounds like you may have Dick Cramp Disease (DCD)

im sorry its gonna have to come off

I was scared so I looked up dick cramp disease rn and you're a liar and terrible person because it isn't a thing; but muscle cramps/spasms are which i believe may be happening to it when i ejaculate. Or I have chlamydia that also popped up

man your dick isn't a muscle you're just fucking dying

I've never heard something so wrong in my life. The dick is a muscle and I don't care what science says.

My dick cramps up every time I see you. <3

I wanna say that maybe I've experienced something like this once but I dunno

I honestly can't say that's ever happened to me and I'm not sure I can even imagine what it feels like.