I'm 22 and I still eat Spaghetti O's

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There's no food I'd rather eat than a burger. If I'm at a restaurant and they have a burger, I'll order it. People give me shit for this and I guess it's kind of embarrassing but my love for burgers outweighs the embarrassment

This post was last modified: Apr 20, 2017 at 5:52 PM by T-man.

There's no food I'd rather eat than a burger. If I'm at a restaurant and they have a burger, I'll order it. People give me shit for this and I guess it's kind of embarrassing but my love for burgers outweighs the embarrassment

Dude same. Especially bolded.

Burgers are literally a superfood. Delicious, portable, and endlessly customizable to one's taste.

I'm a proud Amerifat.

Same re: burgers

It's not like they even have to be bad for you. A properly equipped burger has every single food group, including exercise from how wide you have to open your pie hole

People are all like "try this medium rare filet of horsecock du fromage" and just fuck you I don't like big slabs of meat unless it's on a bun

Also it's nasty how properly cooked meat is supposed to "melt in your mouth". I like meat medium well and everyone can suck it

i basically dislike any non-processed meat besides like chicken

This post was last modified: Apr 20, 2017 at 6:02 PM by T-man.

People are all like "try this medium rare filet of horsecock du fromage" and just fuck you I don't like big slabs of meat unless it's on a bun

I have a hard time bringing myself to try different things at restaurants because things cost money and the burger is always the sure thing.

i basically dislike any non-processed meat besides like chicken

Exactly

I mean pork is pretty good, but then I'm constantly reminded that I'm eating something smarter than a dog

People are all like "try this medium rare filet of horsecock du fromage" and just fuck you I don't like big slabs of meat unless it's on a bun

I have a hard time bringing myself to try different things at restaurants because things cost money and the burger is always the sure thing.

I ordered a $25 plate of chicken pasta + sides one time and it was so mediocre

We're just simple, hardworking, salt of the earth, dumb as doorknobs american patriots

but then I'm constantly reminded that I'm eating something smarter than a dog

Pfft, please. If pigs are so smart why don't they try to stop us from tossing them in a meat grinder by the dozen?

I fucking LOVE and will never stop eating cheap bologna, I have access to quality stuff from a butcher but I just love the 3-5$ shit

I masturbate to your deaths!

On a more serious note, I unironically like canned luncheon meat when fried up with pancakes or something.

There's no food I'd rather eat than a burger. If I'm at a restaurant and they have a burger, I'll order it. People give me shit for this and I guess it's kind of embarrassing but my love for burgers outweighs the embarrassment

Yeah this, burgers are almost guaranteed to be good in some fashion and most other menu items at proper places are overpriced as fuck. I only go out to eat at a restaurant when invited anyways.

Overeating.

Slight stuttering and stumbling on my words.

Any time I comment on shit and have no idea what I'm talking a bout, then people seeing through it.

Liking things

I'm obsessed with burgers but I'm not embarrassed about eating them.

I think one thing I do that I'm embarrassed about is that when I'm talking to people I tend to use extremely long sentences because it's easier for me to talk when words are formulating in my mind than it is for me to think of ways to articulate shorter versions of the things I want to communicate. However, it's usually not too bad... like... I doubt if I was trying to get something out of the fridge I would say "I need to go into the kitchen and retrieve myself a soda pop from the refrigerator because I am thirsty" but I don't think people would put it past me or be surprised if I said such a thing.

In short I have a problem with brevity and I'm embarrassed about it. I talk like Mojo Jojo. Or Fawful.

I have a similar problem; I use a lot of big words and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like a douche sometimes but those are just the words that come to mind