This post was last modified: Jun 9, 2017 at 8:07 PM by Draku.

Well, this is a mess. Remember, you cannot post any DIRECT EXCERPTS from your WITNESS ACCOUNTS, or you will DIE.

@Turb has been found DEAD inside HIS ROOM, with a PISTOL in his hand and a BULLET through his HEAD. He was the ULTIMATE DISABLER, with the following abilities:
+One night only, you may choose a single other participant and disable ALL special ability traits they have (Positive AND negative!). They will not know this until their action results come in... unless you tell them, of course.

@Pea has been found DEAD inside of the PRUNE FAIRY'S ROOM underneath a BLANKET and BOOK PAGE, covered in piss, with multiple stab wounds all over. A GLASS SHARD is inside his FRONT WOUND. His role was the ULTIMATE LYNCH-PIN, which does the following:
+Once only, if you are selected as the victim of a Class Trial vote, you do not die, and instead select another player to.
-Cannot kill anyone outside of using the above power. Get creative and go frame yourself!
-Cannot vote against yourself in a Class Trial.

@"BlasterMaster" has been found DEAD inside of HIS CLOSET, bound with FABRIC STRIPS. His role was the ULTIMATE PISSER, with the following abilities:
+Your bladder is a lethal weapon. Your piss can and will kill people.
-Cannot piss unless you have had something to drink that night.

@Spritanium has been found DEAD atop the SHIT AND PISS COVERED RUINS OF THE TROPHY CASE, with a TASER atop his body. His role was the ULTIMATE SHIELD GENERATOR. which does the following:
+You have 2 Shielding Devices. These devices activate immediately upon being targeted for a kill regardless if it would be the one that would actually succeed that night. You can distribute one or both of these devices through interactions with other players, but they won't know what the device is and must trust your word.
-Cannot kill a directly targeted player. You can still kill if you choose to defend yourself upon being targeted for a kill, or by waiting in a room to kill any given target that enters.

BLASTERMASTER and SPRITANIUM died due to GAME MECHANICS, so you don't need to solve anything there.

CASE FILE AND OTHER INFO
-CONFETTI was found inside TURB'S ROOM and BLASTERMASTER'S ROOM.
-YRR'S ROOM has BLOOD, SHIT, and GLASS SHARDS everywhere.
-The HORSE MASK and PENTAGRAM are no longer on TURB'S DOOR. A DRAWING OF YOUMU is present instead.
-An ARCADE MACHINE in the REC ROOM has been SHOT and DESTROYED.
-A FOG MACHINE is present in the BEDROOM HALL.
-Many GLASS SHARDS are missing from the TROPHY CASE AREA, and so is the one from PRUNE FAIRY'S ROOM.
-The TROPHY CASE has been destroyed, showing SIGNS OF AN EXPLOSION amidst the PISS, SHIT, TASER, and SPRITANIUM.
-A WALL OF PEA CANS is out on the 2F RIGHT SIDE, in place of the PILE OF LIKE THIRTY PEA CANS.
-PISS is on the BATHROOM DOOR.
-PISS is in the ELEVATOR, as is a SPLIT BULLET.
-More than one Special Powers were used this night.

CURRENT LIVING FACILITY PERSONNEL:
@Two_Finger
@Fun With Despair
@Elyk
@sealelement
@Superchao
@"Zelma❤"
@Bee

NIGHT 4 MAP REMINDER:

Rest In Piss

sh*t

DISCORD: investigate the shard in pea to see if it came from the trophy case
It matches the other TROPHY CASE SHARDS.

-Wake up and go to the trophy case.
-Obama is holding a press conference in front of the case, he has a secret service agent with a gun.
-I pick up a handful of glass shards.
-Feeling sick, I open up the trophy case and shit inside. There is already piss inside.

-I go to the bedroom hall and see a suit of armor with a sword.
-I enter Yrr's room and shit everywhere in there too.
-I take out the glass shards, stab myself in the dick, then windmill it to speckle blood all over the room.
-I throw the glass shards on the floor.
-I take my knife, stab myself in the back, and pass out.

DISCORD: Investigate BOOK PAGE on top of PEA
It appears to be torn out of a BOOK ABOUT BIRDS.

DISCORD: are there any guns missing from the pile
A PISTOL is missing from the 2F RIGHT SIDE pile.

DISCORD: search turb's room for anything out of place/suspicious
You find KLAN ROBE BEDSHEETS on his bed.

DISCORD: investigate the party room
There is a CUCK BEER inside, and the FOG MACHINE and some FOG JUICE is missing.

DISCORD: Check BM's room for cuck beer
There is no CUCK BEER inside.

My fellow Americans,

A great tragedy has shaken our nation. Four individuals killed in one night, and two of them gruesome murders. It is fortunate that I have finally awakened my true memories in time for this great calamity, and hopefully, I can provide some degree of leadership in the troublesome times ahead. I will now provide a report of my actions for the evening, in the hopes that we can figure out who did what:

I woke up with my memories finally clearing up, right as my secret service agent infiltrated the compound to assist me. In the interest of transparency, my secret service agent is armed with a pistol, strictly for self-defense. I must stress that my agent brought this firearm into the facility himself, and that it is a seperate handgun from the pistols originating in the rec room.

My primary order of business for the evening was a vigil and press conference by the trophy case to honor those who had recently fallen or been lynched unjustly by our unjust criminal justice system and lack of effective mental health care. I pee inside the trophy case as a vigil to the fallen, and begin my press conference.

During my press conference, Kyle runs over from the bedroom hall, throws an item my agent and I could not identify on the ground, and then excretes inside the trophy case before stealing some of the glass shards. Kyle then departs into the bedroom hall. Afterwards, a suit of armor with a sword walks up, ignites the fireworks inside of the trophy case, and runs away to the rec room.

My agent leads me into the elevator in a rush, and we barely avoid the explosion. My agent pees in the elevator, but as he does so, an unidentified individual wearing a spooky mask and a fancy coat enters. My agent, with his fly still down, fires on the intruder as the intruder brandishes a piss knife, which combines with my agent's piss already pooled in the elevator. My agent's bullet is somehow sliced in two by the knife, and the masked coatsman leaves the elevator. My agent urges me to stay inside for a moment as he fixes his fly out of concerns for my safety, so we don't pursue said coatsman.

After waiting for my agent to declare the area clear, we head back to my bedroom through a murky fog. The smell is almost unbearable, but my agent shields me from the worst. Somebody is passed out in the hallway on the way back to my ex-presidential suite, but I don't have time to identify them as I head inside to sleep.

I hope this information proves helpful in forwarding this investigation. My agent and I made no attempts on other residents of the house tonight, as we continue hope to help unite the players of the Killing Game in the face of this vast adversity.

DISCORD: I want to examine the cloth binding BM and compare it to all other cloth in the house
It does not MATCH with any other CLOTH in PUBLICLY AVAILABLE SEARCH ROOMS.

DISCORD: Would it be possible to investigate for any urine trails coming into the elevator on 1F or 2F?
You find no URINE TRAILS.

DISCORD: Check the FOG MACHINE for CUCK BEER if it is still there
There are TRACES OF BEER AND PISS in the FOG MACHINE'S INTERNALS.

DISCORD: let me search your room for my sheets you fucker
FUN WITH DESPAIR searches SUPERCHAO'S ROOM, finding AN ADDITIONAL SET OF BEDSHEETS with EYEHOLES cut into them.

DISCORD: search bee's room for anything
You find a BOWL OF EATEN BEANS.

DISCORD: also search spritey's room
There is a PILLOWCASE MASK in place of his PILLOWCASE, and a bit of BLOOD on the floor.

Alright, account time.

>Leave room, hear some coughing and cough myself on this nasty ass fog. I see some dude on the ground too.

>Enter the elevator, see a SUIT OF ARMOR with a DRAWING (Superchao) exit

>Head to the ART ROOM, Two_Finger is wearing ELYK'S CLOTHES and tries to kill me with broken glass

>Fight him off, he pussies out and runs upstairs

>Wait for BM to show up and pocket some SCISSORS

>Still wanting to enact his plan to kill Pea, I make a SHITTY PAPER MASK

>He never fucking shows so I leave, passing Zelma in the KITCHEN

>Go upstairs, passing a CLANGING GHOST going to the LIBRARY

>I see Pea outside the REC ROOM and attempt to stab him in the throat with my scissors, as per the plan

>He runs into the BEDROOM HALL, and Two_Finger, holding a TASER, sees the whole thing

>We walk into the REC ROOM together, and I notice someone has shot the ARCADE CABINET. He sets down a DRINK on top of it while I grab a BEER and play some MARIO PARTY

>Zelma comes in and plays some CALL OF DUTY, Two Finger leaves

>I exit the rec room and notice GLASS is missing from the trophy case, and Spritey is on top of it

>I go to the BEDROOM HALL and the fog is now gone

>Two Finger is messing with his door

>someone has pissed on the bathroom door

>A CLANGING GHOST enters Superchao's room

>Go to bed, my sheet is missing

-I woke up, hearing someone yelling about the Phantom Thief Gods. As I exited, I saw that Turb's door was now stripped of the pentagram and horse mask.
-Elyk ran into Yrr's room. How bizarre.
-As I went over to the trophy case, I saw Barack Obama holding a conference with a secret service agent with a gun, and then got to the trophy case and saw the piss AND shit. There's also a broken bottle on the ground.
-I decided to ignore it and pursue my true objective: destroying Yrr's unholy work forever. I lit the fireworks I had placed the previous night, ran to the rec room, and waited for the satisfying explosion. And got it!
-I return to confirm that the trophy case is dead, and celebrate by spending the next several minutes performing an elaborate ritual dance.
-During my dance, someone runs over to the bedroom hall holding something. I head back through the rec room and then stack the pile of thirty cans into a wall of cans to make it look better. I notice a pistol missing from the pile of gun's, too.
-I take the stairs down to the kitchen and eat some food in silence and loneliness, before going to the art room. I once again attempt to pursue Youmu Diplomacy, and draw a Youmu with a message of tolerance before going back. As I head back, I pass by Two wearing Elyk's shirt as I had to the elevator, which contains piss and a split bullet.
-When I ride the elevator up, FWD passes me as he enters it. I walk into the bedroom hall and am immediately hit with a fuckton of fog, during which I see someone passed out on the floor. I pin up my Youmu on Turb's door.
-I see someone exit a bedroom while coughing, and then burst into FWD's bedroom and take his bedsheet. I cut eyeholes in it and wear ir over myself as a spooky ghost
-With that done, I head to the library via the stairs, passing by FWD in the 1F top hall. I then wait inside the library for the chance to kill someone but nobody ever shows up, so I give up and head back to the bedroom hall.
-By the time I'm back, the fog has cleared and I spot a fog machine. FWD exits his bedroom with a beer, Two is fiddling with his door, and someone peed on the bathroom door, so I just go to sleep.

-By the time I'm back, the fog has cleared and I spot a fog machine. FWD exits his bedroom with a beer, Two is fiddling with his door, and someone peed on the bathroom door, so I just go to sleep.

and by this I mean FWD was entering his bedroom. I can't read.