This post was last modified: Jul 11, 2017 at 11:33 PM by Mario.

I immediately rush to the kitchen, knowing Yrr's plan to use magnets. I eat the magnets to protect Honoka. There's already confetti in the kitchen.

I head to the ballroom next, because monokuma has told me there's more magnets there and eat them. There's confetti and syrup in there. I try my new powers from my new game coming later this year out on Bee and it doesn't work out so well.

I head to the prop room and eat all the magnets in there, and then the breakfast buffet and eat those magnets. The leaning tower of piza is there too.

I take my clothes off in my room and head to the crew room to get a new outfit. Before I can do so I am attacked by DONALD TRUMP and he thinks I voted for Shillary... the fool.... and leaves with tons of beer.

Put on a crew outfit and go to investigate the cargo room but the JAPANESE MAN is there and erects a massive wall and I argue with him in Italian while he responds back in Japanese.

I grab some cleaning supplies because I know you fuckers are ruining my cruise experience by fucking with the pool and head there to clean it.[ AS IM GATHERING THE SUPPLIES IN THE CREW ROOM I FEEL THE BOAT SWERVE ] Honoka's body is in the pool and a scalpel is in her right shoulder. I drag her body to the kitchen and drop the body in the dumbwaiter- but I have to take Obama's body out of there first.

very scary night but at least we can use the pool

This post was last modified: Jul 11, 2017 at 9:50 PM by Bee.

You didn't see anything when you fell down the stairs? Also, what happened before you and I interacted?

I came out of my room just moments before you. The only thing I saw was Monokuma leaving the hall, and then I immediately went to tell my favorite hedgehog about my amazing fan game (which he loved)

Ah, I dozed off again... I wanted to have a look around this building, but I guess I played too much the night before.


However, I did see some peculiar things on my way to the kitchen... or at least, at the entrance of it. On my way upstairs, I saw a carton of orange juice lying around. I don't know who drank it and littered, but I didn't want to bother with it, so I left it there. On the upper floor, I saw a masked person roaming around the corridor. I tried to call them out, but they didn't listen.


That's it... I think. I fell asleep by the kitchen and dreamed about hedgehogs. I should play that game again...

This post was last modified: Jul 11, 2017 at 10:04 PM by brainwyrms.

-I went into the Mono Shop, and bought a BULLETPROOF VEST.
-After that I went straight to the RECREATIONAL AREA and played some MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 2. The cabinet was around the top of the area.
-A swerve from the ship put me face first against the cabinet. Ouch. I saw a figure near the BALLROOM ENTRANCE, carrying something big. The same swerve put them against the RAILING, knocking whatever they were carrying into the water.
-After that, I resume playing. A little later, MONOKUMA shows up, sits down and starts reading a book. After that, DRAKU swings by and joins me for a few rounds.
-Some shitty music started playing from the BALLROOM, but it wasn't long before DEATH GRIPS KARAOKE took its place. Curious, I went over to the BALLROOM, and find YRR singing on stage. She had a bit of SYRUP on her for some reason.
-I applaud her immaculate MC Ride impression with a thumbs-up, but another swerve of the ship sends me sliding out. I head back over to the RECREATIONAL AREA and kick back for a bit. I saw DRAKU look over somewhere near the POOL, with a look of disgust on his face. He left not too long after that.
-I decide that's as good of a time as any to hit the hay. I head back to my room, but not before spotting ZELMA outside CINNA'S BEDROOM, attempting to serenade her with the RUNESCAPE THEME SONG.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
There is a trail of SYRUP leading from the STAGE to the middle of the BALLROOM, and another trail leading to the RAILING. It disappears there.

BEE did not fuck SHADOW, and SHADOW did not like her fangame at all

This post was last modified: Jul 11, 2017 at 10:04 PM by Obama Machine. Edit Reason: clarification on what I stole

My fellow Americans,

I must come clean with you; I was not entirely mentally stable on the first night of this cruise. I feel that the pressure of the changing state of American politics, combined with the stressful and chaotic nature of the Killing Game and years of attempting to reconcile with Republicans only to be rebuffed again and again, have awakened a previously hidden side of my personality. And unfortunately, this pent up aggression has taken an outlet, causing me to turn into a violent, angry drunkard. I will now give the bullet points of what I did last night:

-I wake up and head for the prop room. On the way, I see Shadow, who antagonizes me when I attempt to take a selfie with him, and Draku, who is in the Crew's Room, and who is fortunately less antagonistic and takes a selfie.

-Inside the prop room, I turn on the fog machine, and undergo a terrible transformation in the confusion. I emerge back into the crew room screaming at Draku about America, before I take the elevator up to the ballroom. I don't see anybody in the ballroom, but I do see that the stage has confetti and syrup on it.

-I enter the kitchen, which is already filled with confetti at this point. I engage in a screaming match with Zelma; I argue about America, while Zelma argues about being vegan. I go back downstairs and re-enter the prop room.

-Inside the prop room, I undergo another horrifying transformation. While my memories are fuzzy, I recall grabbing a basketball.

-I go downstairs to the infirmary, where I see Dude. I throw the basketball at him and savagely beat him before stealing all of the syringes that I could carry and smashing everything in the room.

-Afterwards, I go back up to the pool maintenance room, and crank the heat in the hot tub up to maximum. I then return to the prop room; again, my memories are fuzzy, but as far as I can tell, I believe I reverted to my first transformation. I think the syringes I stole got stowed away in one of the costumes, but it was hard to focus on anything except my anger.

-I go out to the crew room, where I see Mario, whom I punched in the face before grabbing a number of alcoholic beverages and running to the breakfast buffet.

-In the breakfast buffet, I saw a large tower of food, and Turb grabbing eggs. I punch Turb's lights out and haul myself up the dumb waiter into the kitchen, for some reason. I see Chiaki asleep outside and numerous people dancing in the ballroom now.

-I get drunk in the kitchen, and this apparently helps to undo my transformation. I drunkenly attempt to climb back into the dumb waiter, but the ship swerves violently, causing me to hit my head and pass out.

-When I come to in the morning, I am in the kitchen, and Honoka's dead body is staring at me from inside the dumb waiter. I have confirmed that Honoka was not in the dumb waiter when I attempted to climb in, because I wouldn't have been able to fit inside.

Despite our differences in idols, it is imperative that we get to the bottom of this murder immediately. While the IDOLM@STER is the preferred idol anime of my administration, and Yukiho Hagiwara has been the National Idol of the United States since 2011, I want America to be a land where idol anime fans of every idol series can get along together, and where every American is free to choose the idol anime that works best for them. My thoughts and prayers are with Honoka's family, and godspeed to the hardworking crimestoppers of this investigation.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
There is a trail of SYRUP leading from the STAGE to the middle of the BALLROOM, and another trail leading to the RAILING. It disappears there.

BEE did not fuck SHADOW, and SHADOW did not like her fangame at all

Thank you, Monokuma. Now get out of my damn room, Bee.

This post was last modified: Jul 11, 2017 at 10:03 PM by Spooks?.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
The STAGE was covered in SYRUP. Anyone on there at any time would get SYRUP on them

It is unknown whether you can telefrag with the CONFETTI, and the CAUSE OF DEATH is unknown due to how long she spent in salt water

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
The only CONFETTI in the corpse is located in the holes in the brain.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
The CONFETTI HOLES are relatively cube-shaped. The flakes are SQUARE but it is inconclusive as to whether they are at fault.

You compare the SCALPEL and the BRAIN HOLES. They're just cube shaped holes in the brain, there is no way to tell what made them, but there are no entry wounds.

You cannot tell how CONFETTI TELEPORTS work, as you have not used them

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
You go looking for BRAIN CUBES in all PUBLIC AREAS. You find nothing off the top of your head.

It is in fact HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP that has been maple flavored

You look AGAIN in the public areas for BRAIN CUBES. There are none.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
The CONFETTI is black and red, the same in all locations.

@Yrrzy you may not dust my damn dick for fingerprints. You wouldn't even find mine since these gloves are actually my hands.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
You examine the CONFETTI in each room. It's little fuckin paper you can hardly tell, but there might be less on the stage maybe?

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
You inspect the SHIT for brain cubes. You can't tell, it's just SHIT

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
ONE CONFETTI BOMB, FOUR BULLETPROOF VESTS, ONE MONOKUMA SUIT, ONE TROPHY, and a NAMEPLATE SWAPPER have been purchased

-Wake up and head to the breakfast buffet
-Grab a fuckton of food and use it to construct my masterpiece, a perfect replica of the Leaning Tower
-Head into the crew's room and pass by Donald Trump, then lean into the prop room and tell everyone in there they're just jealous (nobody was in there but the room was foggy so I couldn't really tell)
-Head down to the engine, ALMOST touch it but don't actually touch it
-Gato goes into the cargo room, and Two Finger comes out of the cargo room sometime after that
-As both me and Two go to leave the engine room, a figure comes down the stairs, followed by someone in a crew outfit
-Said figure raises their hand and a concrete wall shuts us both in the engine room
-We hear an argument on the other side, including some italian swear words, but they die out and we go to sleep.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
I got wet towards the end of the night. I had to pull some shit onboard because you idiots keep tossing stuff over

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
I shot a death glare at Draku because he and his dumb friend were loud

Hey guys, I'm very sorry to hear that Honoka passed away, I knew love live wasn't popular but geez....they didn't have to kill the poor girl. Anyway, I figured I'd tell you guys the process of my transformative night

-woke up in the morning and immediately decided to enhance lives, so I grabbed my nearest doujin to read and openly criticize it out loud.
-Then I went outside and went to the prop room to begin my transformation. After all, I can't be me without my Orange outfit and dyed blonde hair. So I grabbed those two things.
-I saw a pretty interesting guy in there named DONALD TRUMP. He saw me before my transformation so he wasn't awe'd by my presence yet but I decided to take the opportunity to fix me an amazing vegan meal while discussing the benefits to my slightly orange friend. He did not stay for the lecture.
- Welp, carrying the materials needed for my transformation I headed to the BALLROOM but in the back of my mind...I had an alternative plan....

I needed to receive a booty pic from the anime bitch!!!!

I recalled that she basically sent out an open invitation to hang with her like an over enthusiastic JK who knows she's an 8/10, so that was the mission.

-BUT WHEN I ARRIVED to my disappointment, all I saw was a fucking HEDGEHOG and a goddamn BEE(the person).
-Fuck it, I used to be a furry, so I asked Shadow for a booty pic and he told me to FUCK right off. My power level was too low...or maybe he is exclusively chaos emerald sexual. Regardless, I fucked off.
-My next plan was to take the greatest super saiyan shit in the hot tub but to my suprise. The shit was violently bubbling. Even a saiyan like me knows his fucking limits. So I opted for the next best thing

TAKE A SHIT OVER THE EDGE INTO IT

Then I went downstairs looping around the pool, my fellow saiyans.

FINALLY. I serenaded the true booty goddess CINNA with the RUNESCAPE themesong. The ship starting shaking and shit fucking up my flow but it was okay for a saiyan like me. She came out, feeling seasick and I escorted her to the upper deck, like a true knight in shining armor. We then began to chill in the RECREATION AREA, but CHIAKI was outside the KITCHEN saiyans.

But brothers...the most shocking part to me....was seeing MARIO drag a corpse into said KITCHEN. It was worse than cell bodying the fuck out of vegeta. He left it there, then went downstairs.

More ppl began coming trying to get a glimpse of my saiyan energy but I was with booty goddess....and this......THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER THAN BEYOND


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