Poll: Who killed Mario?

Suicide
0%
0
[japanese characters here]
54.55%
6
Cinna
0%
0
Superchao
0%
0
Draku
9.09%
1
Elyk
0%
0
Mariofan
0%
0
Aidan
18.18%
2
Shadow
18.18%
2
Zelma
0%
0
Brainwyrms
0%
0
rtsmarty
0%
0
Turb
0%
0
Two_Finger
0%
0
T-Man
0%
0
Diantha
0%
0
Dude
0%
0
Chiaki
0%
0
Bee
0%
0
Obama
0%
0
Total: 11 vote(s)
#1
Spooks?
Poor Mario, blown up in the BATHROOM!

Who do you think offed him?
#2
Aidan
this shit's so weird i'm gonna vote suicide
#3
Shadow the Hedgehog
why can't I vote the magnets
#4
Mario

#5
Shadow the Hedgehog

>Draku


voting Cinna first and then Shadow for literally no reason

waste your votes, tbh if you want to be dicks about it I don't want to play anyways. I hope this killer succeeds and then wrecks the lot of you.
#6
Shadow the Hedgehog
For the record, yes I'm the Ultimate Tycoon.
+You start with 100 Monokredits as opposed to the normal 20, these can be spent at the Mono Shop upon the start of the game.
+You have a laptop on which you can buy shop items remotely and have them delivered to your room.
-You cannot earn more credits in any way
-Any player who kills the Ultimate Tycoon inherits the rest of your credits. This is publicly stated.

What I bought: Trophy, 1 Monokuma Suit, 1 Nameplate Swapper, 1 Confetti Bomb and 1 Bulletproof Vest for 85 credits.

All bought Night 1, yet to be used. Nameplate Swapper was used on Yrr but she died so it didn't take effect. I only have 15 credits left.

Night One Submitted Actions
Swap Yrr’s name and my name for night two. Wear a bulletproof vest. I’m going to run through the halls and yell “Chaos Control” as well as other Sonic Adventure 2 and Shadow the Hedgehog quotes in people’s ears as I jump in front of them, slowing them down long enough to make sure they each notice me. Towards the middle of the night, I will head up to the ballroom through the elevator in the prop room, turn on “All Hail Shadow” and turn the volume up loud. I dance as if the music is heavy metal until the late hours of the night before I retire to my bedroom for the night.

If someone were to enter my bedroom, they’d find a work in progress stack of crude Sonic porn on the desk and a Shadow the Hedgehog for GameCube disc.

Night Two Submitted Actions
-Still wear bulletproof vest. Ignore Bee. Check if Elyk is at the steering wheel. If he is, yell “Chaos Control” and slow-motion flick him in the nose. After that, check to see if anyone’s lurking in cargo.

Later, search the ship for Gokma (Zelma) and challenge him to a sparring match. Once I finally find him, I yell “I finally found you, faker” and other Sonic memes, taking a fighting stance. Being a Saiyan, he cannot reject my challenge and we do battle. I am holding back some of my power, ensuring I don’t do any lethal damage. You might want to roll to decide the winner.

Witness Account I Received
~My actions got swapped for rtsmarty's and vice-versa somehow.

-Woke up feeling confused and hazy like my thoughts aren't my own.
-Walked around to every room I can, Elyk's Room is empty for obvious reasons. A figure headbutts me and I fall unconscious to the floor.
-Wake up covered in butter and decide not to knock on any more doors.
-I head up to the kitchen and see Mario and Bee enter the Mono Shop. The latter is inflicted with a mild boner.
-While in the kitchen, I attempt to make a sandwich but there are no knives for butter so I am forced to use a fork to spread it.
-Guy in knight helmet walks in midway holding a monoshop bag.
-He heads into ballroom and I toss my sandwich out because I decide I'm not really hungry and toss it into dumbwaiter onto honkers. I keep the fork.
-I head into the ballroom and am immediately sprayed with piss from a liquid autoturret. I run to the hot tub and skewer wo pieces of shit on my fork.
-Looping around pool I run down to the middle deck. I balance the shit fork just right in locker grate to give appearance of floating shit before heading back upstairs.
-Superchao runs past as I climb up the stairs but I end up in the recreational area, playing guitar hero with chiaka who kicks my ass.
-Midway through song I hear a loud explosion from the middle deck as well as screaming but ignore it and stay.
-Chiaki and I head to bed, noticing the entire deck is flooded. Chiaki enters her room smiling and I enter mine looking sad.
-I see Dude soaking wet with a mono shop bag as I close my bag. He looks uncomfortable.

What I Was Planning - Doesn't matter since my target frame dies next killing phase to sickness anyways.

Order another trophy.

If Bee is in my room I will beat her up, kick her out and tell her to go bug Mario about her Mario fangame. I will also make sure I wear my bulletproof vest, which is still functional from last night.

I will put on the monokuma fursuit, trash the room and pull up the mattress, making it look like a struggle, then confetti bomb with drawings as well as other items hidden on my person into T-Man’s room, where I will knock him out with a trophy, tie him up, gag him and hide him under piles of clothing in the closet. I will leave a Sonic porn drawing on the floor under his bed, just barely peaking out from underneath.

From there I will exit the room and start distributing the sonic porn as I make my way to the prop room and wait until the coast is clear to take a trump disguise and put it on, hiding the inflatable suit on my person after deflating it. From there I will utilize the elevator to the ballroom to go to the upper deck where I will sneak into Superchao’s room and wait for him to appear.

Should he appear, I will strangle him and leave to enter the elevator when it is empty, where I will drop the mask and change back into the monokuma fursuit while the elevator is closed. From the elevator I will wander the halls while making rude gestures at people and continue to distribute the sonic porn.

Next I will head to the deck and beat up the first seasick person I see. Head to the kitchen where I will pour mayonnaise over all the food and pour all of the mango soda down the drain. From there I will go into the dumbwaiter and ride it down to the breakfast buffet, if the body is still there I just dump it in the kitchen.

Once in the Breakfast Buffet I will continue to pour mayonnaise over all the food and then head out of the room back into T-man’s. Where I will sleep until early morning.

Super early in the morning, I would use a second dose of trophy to knock T-man back out if awake, untie and ungag him and place him back in his bed, covering him up.

I will be peeking out of T-man’s room and waiting for the coast to be clear, take off the monokuma suit, hiding it under T-man’s pillow while he’s knocked out, and then double check to make sure the coast is clear before entering my room.

I use some clothes and rub hard to create ligature marks on my wrists and ankles, open the closet and shift some of the clothes as if I broke free and then head to the breakfast buffet.

The End Game

I was just planning to kill one alumni and collect a murderer badge and just meme the rest of the way through. Mario was never my target.

To be honest, I'm just not cut out for this type of game where people will treat you like garbage for not being on their level. Yes my ideas are dumb on this case, but I really was just trying to help. If I join another killing game it will probably just be the Mario one and just give up on anything else.

So... what now?
If I live I'm going to afk until seasick death. I need to focus on other priorities and this isn't fun for me, it's stressful.
#7
工藤 新一
すべての情報がそこにあります。あなたはすべてそれを解決することができます。試用が終わる前に私は確認します。
#8
Shadow the Hedgehog
I can't believe they're going to kill you. RIP Shinichi.
#9
Spooks?
Wellll, after the biggest shitstorm in kg history, it looks like victim of our lynching today is everyone's favorite japanese bastard!

And it looks like @工藤 新一 was INNOCENT!

Aww, that's too bad! His role was ULTIMATE BARRICADE
+You can create giant concrete walls to block off rooms. You may make one per night, and remove it as well. Walls will automatically disappear at the end of the night.
-You may not block off bedrooms or any of the bedroom halls

Welp, gonna leave this now before this shitty site crashes again. Have fun with OBAMA
#10
Aidan
rest in peace my brother 工藤
just an innocent man that was memed too hard
#11
Shadow the Hedgehog
can't believe we didn't get justice for mario
#12
Mario
i clean your pool, I try and fix your toilet and this is how you all honor my death???

I already got revenge on drei for his wall wtf
#13
Dude
sorry mario i cleaned the pool better
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