This post was last modified: Jul 17, 2017 at 2:43 AM by Spooks?.

Attention, guests of the Minus World Beachside Resort! A body has been discovered! Remember to SUBMIT QUESTIONS FOR ME IN THE THREAD

@"Diantha" has been found dead in TWO_FINGER'S CLOSET! The cause of death appears to be strangulation, but it ain't Superchao this time!

Her role was ULTIMATE AMNESIAC
-You will get no witness accounts, even though you do perform your actions
+If you survive until Night 3 you will remember your TRUE ROLE

CASE FILE
-The body was found under a pile of clothing
-The entire REC ROOM has been absolutely fucking torched
-The SKYVIEW has been shattered entirely
-PISS has been dribbled all over the FIRE ESCAPE
-The CASINO is missing a SLOT MACHINE and the CARD TABLE
-Semen is also slathered fucking everywhere thanks to a particularly nasty AUTOTURRET
-All the LUCHADOR MASKS are missing
-YRR'S HEAD and a SHOTGUN are sitting together in the TROPHY CASE
-Two things are scrawled in the GUESTBOOK
-Some LIQUOR has been consumed
-One of the TABLES in the SNACK BAR has been obliterated
-VOMIT is on the ground outside the BOTTOM FLOOR ROOMS


OTHER INFO
-One or more SPECIAL POWER was used tonight
-At least two people DID NOT SUBMIT
-At least it's not butter.
-THREE BULLETPROOF VESTS, TWO TROPHIES, ONE CONFETTI BOMB, ONE NIGHTMARE NECTAR, and ONE LABORER'S GLOVES were purchased

CURRENT MAP

LIVING players
@Two_Finger
@Draku
@brainwyrms
@Elyk
@Aidan
@T-man
@"Pee"
@Shadow the Hedgehog
@Dude
@Chiaki Nanami
@"Mariofan169"
@rtsmarty
@Cinna
@Turb
@"Zelma"

-wake up groaning
-someone above me with a mask
-splashed with liquid, i black out
-i wake up in my closet under a pile of clothes
-walk off the ship, mariofan is on the ship as i pass by
-chiaki is outside the entrance on the ground
-go to the buffet, brainwyrms assaults me and i get trophy splashed
-wake up soon, go to the snack bar
-zelma gets bitten by cinna wtf
-zelma pulls at her hair but phantom thief throws a piss knife that zelma dodges in slow motion
-the table gets hit by the piss knife and EXPLODES
-zelma lunges for pthief
-pthief and cinna run back to their respective rooms
-zelma vomits, heads into elyk's room
-i watch the cyanide pills, none seem to be missing
-monokuma passes through and enters a bedroom
-go to bed, a second phantom thief (come on guys really) leaves the ship and passes me
-calling card telling me to kill BM in one day or i'll cut my own dick off, cool

This post was last modified: Jul 17, 2017 at 1:38 AM by Aidan.

@Two_Finger allow us to examine your room for remnants of sexy times

EDIT: no homo

ALSO ZELMA YOU FUCKBOY DON'T PULL PEOPLE'S HAIR
RUDE AS SHIT

you fuckers better avenge me

@Two_Finger allow us to examine your room for remnants of sexy times

EDIT: no homo

You examine TWO_FINGER'S ROOM

Nothing is out of the ordinary but DIANTHA'S BODY is under a pile of CLOTHES

can you knock out multiple people with one trophy?

This post was last modified: Jul 17, 2017 at 1:51 AM by Shadow the Hedgehog.

-Head to casino, Two Finger gambling at the slots along with Dude. Heavy Metal plays around Dude.
-I move past Dude, pulling the handle on his slot machine then stand up on roulette table to jerk off into the turret.
-Dude lets out a yell and unloads the shotgun into the slot machine and leaves.
-I jack off into the autoturret and it sprays jizz everywhere, coating Two Finger, who leaves in disgust.
-Hop off table and head upstairs, sitting down near the liquor cabinet and chugging a handle of whiskey.
-T-man is walking around the rec room, coating it in everclear.
-T-man grabs a hangun and retreats into the gym, firing a shot into the open elevator.
-Entire floor suddenly engulfed in flames and I yelp, jumping up onto the cabinet.
-I throw on the monokuma suit and leap over the flames into the elevator, flipping him the middle finger as I enter.
-I notice a dumbell holding the door open and I kick it out.
-I ride the elevator down, noticing an oxygen tank with a bullet hole in it on the floor of the elevator and exit into the casino where I see a guy in a luchador mask tear a fucking slot machine out of the ground and lug it towards the elevator. I make a jerkoff motion in the air towards him.
-Heading back to my room for bed, I pass Draku in the snack bar and notice chiaki now awake with brainwyrms.
-A phantom theif and tman are walking onto the ship, and zelma is entering Elyk's room.

if diantha is in my closet, where's my boogeyman at?

This post was last modified: Jul 17, 2017 at 1:56 AM by Spooks?.

can you knock out multiple people with one trophy?

The TROPHY is one use.

if diantha is in my closet, where's my boogeyman at?

He is in there and very uncomfortable. He has been trapped in a tight space with a corpse. Please help him.

I ask my boogeyman what he saw

I ask my boogeyman what he saw

The BOOGEYMAN grunts and does SUPER MARIO RPG STYLE CHARADES.

He explains through poor acting that someone was looking for you but found DIANTHA instead.

are the nameplates on diantha and 2f's rooms swapped

are the nameplates on diantha and 2f's rooms swapped

Nope!

in the event of a nameplate swapper being used would they swap back at the end of the night?

in the event of a nameplate swapper being used would they swap back at the end of the night?

They would not

are any nameplates swapped, then?

A NAMEPLATE SWAPPER has not been used.

This post was last modified: Jul 17, 2017 at 5:23 AM by Elyk.

idk why i bother putting effort into this

-I leave my room to hunt down Dude in order to get my card back.
-I meet him in the lobby and attack. He deflects my attack. There is a metallic clang as my fist bounces off of his body.
-He knees me in the stomach and then flicks me in the forehead. His knees are noted as being metal or metal covered as well.
-I go into the shop and try to buy a sword but can't because I never got my card back.
-I go to the ship and see Twofinger.
-I enter Draku's room, drag him out, and toss him from the deck into the glass room. The glass shatters. I did not notice anyone else in the room at the time.
-I return to my room. I do not see anyone there.

edit: I previously said Dude might be a robot but I removed that part. My account doesn't specifically say that, so he might just have metal armor under his clothing or something instead?

-A phantom theif and tman are walking onto the ship, and zelma is entering Elyk's room.

jysk this thief was not me