Attention, cruise ship... people! TWO BODIES have been discovered, and no. The second one is NOT an AFK kill!

Remember to SUBMIT QUESTIONS FOR ME IN THE THREAD

@Shadow the Hedgehog has been found dead, fused to the still-living body of @Aidan!
His role was Ultimate Tycoon
+You start with 100 Monokredits
+You have a laptop on which you can buy shop items remotely and have them delivered to your room.
-You cannot earn more credits in any way
-Any player who kills the Ultimate Tycoon inherits the rest of your credits. This is publically stated.

@T-man has also been found dead, of a GUNSHOT to the head.
His role was ultimate cum
+You can turn into a puddle of cum and back again once per night. You may stay as cum for as long as you want.
+/-Your character has a dick, regardless of gender. You MUST jerk off to turn into cum.
-You let loose the WORLD’S LOUDEST ORGASM whenever you use this power.

CASE FILE
-The body of T-MAN was found in his bedroom, on his bed
-The GUN used to kill him is lying on the floor nearby, covered in blood
-Nothing seems out of place in his room beyond that
-SHADOW's body is fused to AIDAN'S, with no external wounds
-All the KNIVES are missing again
-A MASK is missing from the PROP ROOM
-A MANNEQUIN with RTSMARTY'S CLOTHES in on the STAGE
-HONOKA'S BODY has been moved out of the DUMBWAITER and into the BREAKFAST BUFFET
-GLUE is all over the MONO SHOP
-All of the LOCKERS have been opened
-There is a decent amount of SEMEN in the BEDROOM HALL
-There is a trail of PISS going into the KITCHEN
-The KITCHEN is full of CONFETTI
-There is a SLOT MACHINE in the RECREATION AREA


OTHER INFO
-One or more SPECIAL POWER was used tonight
-At least two people DID NOT SUBMIT
-ONE PISS KNIFE and ONE OWL COAT were purchased.

CURRENT MAP

LIVING players
@Two_Finger
@Draku
@brainwyrms
@Elyk
@Aidan
@"Pee"
@Dude
@Chiaki Nanami
@"Mariofan169"
@rtsmarty
@Cinna
@Turb

This post was last modified: Jul 20, 2017 at 6:44 AM by Draku.

this account shouldnt exist how am i alive

>wake up head to rec room

>stand by entrance with my rubber chicken

>bee and turb are already there, playing vidya

>rtsmarty exits his room and enters the rec room, grabs cards, and slaps me with a joker, before demaning five dollars. fuck you. in fact i own him SO hard verbally that he leaves.

>someone in a trump mask enters the monoshop alongside aidan, who is fused with the power of chaos and is super strong, we can't defeat it! if only we had the power of the seven chaos emeralds

>donald trump masked man leaves with an owl coat and quickly goes for the stairs

>aidan leaves monoshop and goes downstairs, turb leaves to the kitchen

>twof leaves, enters rtsmarty's room, leaves it with his clothes you fucking pervert. don't you dare get on that elevator u little shit

>brainwyrms enters the monoshop before leaving, he strangles me to remove my vest. then he gets rubbere chickened before he goes to play games with bee. why didn't you finish the job

>man in a sexy mask enters my room before going over to twof's, then goes for the monoshop

>rtsmarty enters his own room

>i go to bed, passing trump masked man as he heads down the stairs from the kitchen with a sack of knives

>when i go to my room two figures jump out and literally steal my dick via piss knife. what the fuck. however the fools have no idea what they have done, by leaving me without a penis, i can no longer kill myself by cutting it off with twine as per the card's directions. i am immortal. oh yeah they run out the door i guess.

>fall asleep on the floor which is probably blood and piss covered. lmao

lets get the obvious out of the way @"Monokuma"

inspect t-man's body and bedroom, doing full search of mattress/pillow/etc and interrogating his boogeyman

inspect the gun and where the blood on it is

inspect the lockers

inspect the trail of piss

inspect kitchen confetti and amount of suspected layers plus how much of it is moveable versus how much of it is not

sorry i know that that many questions is killer as 2.5 has taught me but we keep fucking up and not asking everything

is there any semen stains anywhere

This post was last modified: Jul 19, 2017 at 11:02 PM by Turb.

-I woke up with the express intent of paying BM his legal fees by giving him my Monoshop card, as I thought this would be my last night on this earth. I was wrong boys!

-In the hall after leaving my room, I saw someone in a SEXY MASK, not noticing any semen covering them.

-I headed up to the Rec Area, hearing a GUNSHOT from downstairs on the way, and played Guilty Gear with BEE. DRAKU came in a while after to loiter around, holding a rubber chicken.

-When I left the Rec Room, I passed by BRAINWYRMS; he was entering the Mono Shop. I then went to the Kitchen to eat my last meal; a nice, leafy salad. Something easy on the palate. In the middle of tossing the lettuce, I saw a very high-quality Franken Fran monster of the week cosplayer come out of the elevator; a fusion of BM and SHADOW'S CORPSE.

-I handed him my Monoshop card as promised, despite my disgust. I went to the Ballroom to eat my salad and laugh alone. However, TWO_FINGER was already there staring at a MANNEQUIN WEARING RTSMARTY'S CLOTHES on the Stage in the syrup puddle, with a look of despair on his face. I laughed and ate my salad anyway.

-I rode the Elevator down to the Prop Room, checking for anything amiss in the Crew Room and Pool Maintenance Room (originally I had intended to look for BM here if I didn't find him earlier, but automatically checked the rooms anyway). As I am in the Maintenance Room, TWO_FINGER falls down the hole and lands directly on me, knocking both of us out until the morning. Oops.

-I pick up a pack of cards from the REC ROOM. I put a JOKER on DRAKU'S CHEST and ask for 5 CREDITS. What the fuck am I doing?
-I go downstairs and do the same to DUDE. He looks confused. Don't worry Dude, so am I.
-I investigate the lockers for something? Presumably I don't find what I'm looking for.
-I see a someone in a SEXY MASK covered in SEMEN and put a joker on his chest and ask for CREDITS.
-I get into the DUMB WAITER in the BUFFET ROOM.
-TRUMP enters with a SACK.
-I take the SANDWICH from the DUMB WAITER and feed it to my BOOGEYMAN.

lets get the obvious out of the way @"Monokuma"

inspect t-man's body and bedroom, doing full search of mattress/pillow/etc and interrogating his boogeyman

inspect the gun and where the blood on it is

inspect the lockers

inspect the trail of piss

inspect kitchen confetti and amount of suspected layers plus how much of it is moveable versus how much of it is not

sorry i know that that many questions is killer as 2.5 has taught me but we keep fucking up and not asking everything

You can't find anything hidden in T-MAN'S BEDROOM even after checking all feasible places.

His BOOGEYMAN picks up the GUN, moves next to the BED, and mimics shooting the victim in the head, blowing fake smoke from the weapon afterwards.

There is ONE BULLET missing from the GUN. The BLOOD PATTERN appears to be splashback from a close range shooting.

There is nothing of note in the LOCKERS.

The trail of PISS leads from the MONO SHOP and down to the BREAKFAST BUFFET. There is a SECOND TRAIL leading from the KITCHEN to DRAKU'S ROOM.

There is one layer of IMMOBILE CONFETTI in the KITCHEN.

can everyone just let your rooms be inspected so that we dont get another zelma situation. thanks

speaking of permission to inspect my room.

@"Monokuma" I show T-Man's boogeyman the picture of my mom again to get him to vomit up any possible confetti

also where did i shit my autoconfetti tonight

This post was last modified: Jul 19, 2017 at 11:15 PM by Elyk.

fuck this game

-I wake up and make a sexy mask out of my doujin.
-I exit my room and see Bee heading upstairs.
-I enter Shadow's room to get my card back. He isn't in there and neither are my cards. He also has no mono shop items in there.
-I exit and see Turb leave his room.
-I enter Turb's room and eat his doujin.
-I go to Brainwyrm's room and knock him out, take his card and vest, and eat his doujin. (sorry)
-When I exit I see Shadow's corpse fused to Aidan walking down the hall.
-Chiaki exits her bedroom with a massive boner. She grabs me and brings me into my bedroom. As this happens I hear a gunshot from a different bedroom. Chiaki kisses my neck to make a hickey, then jerks me off until I cum. (what the fuck)
-Chiaki gets off me and leaves.
-I exit and see Brainwyrms leaving their room and going upstairs.
-Rtsmarty charges at me, slams a joker card onto my chest, and asks for a donation of five credits. I ignore him and go upstairs.
-I enter Draku's room. It is empty. I eat some of his doujin.
-I go to Twofinger's room and when I do so I see Brainwyrms enter the mono shop. The room is empty and I eat some of his doujin.
-I exit and go into the mono shop. When I do so I get stuck in a giant glue puddle and spend the night. I am unable to buy anything.
-Nobody else enters the mono shop for the rest of the night.

Giving permission to inspect my room

This post was last modified: Jul 19, 2017 at 11:16 PM by Aidan.

ok let's consolidate some shit

>wake up

>am a fucking eldritch monstrosity unfit to live

-In the hall after leaving my room, I saw someone in a SEXY MASK, not noticing any semen covering them.

>see this, the person was leaving brainwyrm's room and had a kredit kard in hand. also has a look of abject terror

>chiaki wakes up with the hardest dick i've ever seen and drags masked fucker into elyk's room

>i get the fuck out

>going to mono shop

-I headed up to the Rec Area, hearing a GUNSHOT from downstairs on the way

>also hear gunshot

>someone in a trump mask enters the monoshop alongside aidan

>trump buys the owl jacket fuck you trump

>he wants to play games

>i flip him off and buy my knife

>aidan leaves monoshop and goes downstairs, turb leaves to the kitchen

>go to the breakfast buffet

>ride dumbwaiter up

I saw a very high-quality Franken Fran monster of the week cosplayer come out of the elevator; a fusion of BM and SHADOW'S CORPSE.

-I handed him my Monoshop card as promised, despite my disgust. I went to the Ballroom to eat my salad and laugh alone.

>thanks turb

>confettiport into draku's room

>yall already know how that goes

>the deed is done, i can sleep in peace

>see dude staring into the mono shop like a shifty motherfucker

>bed time

is there any semen stains anywhere

There are SEMEN STAINS outside of ELYK'S ROOM on the floor

-I wake up.
-A man in a SEXY MASK is standing above me. Before I can do anything he fucking smashes me in the head, knocking me out.
-I wake up again, this time to the sound of a GUNSHOT. I leave my room, spotting CHIAKI entering hers. I also see the same asshole who knocked me out leaving ELYK'S ROOM, covered in SEMEN. Gross. I let him know this with a look of disgust before heading upstairs.
-I see TURB coming out of the MONO SHOP as I head to the RECREATION AREA.
-Oh fuck there's DRAKU over by the entrance.
-Round 2, bitch. I hundred-hand slap him into tomorrow, but he manages to get a SINGLE lucky shot on me with a RUBBER CHICKEN.
-Embarrassed by my defeat, I run over to the ARCADE MACHINES, where BEE is playing GUILTY GEAR.
-I join her for a few matches, but find myself overly-distracted with images of BAIKEN. I leave and shuffle on down, over to the BREAKFAST BUFFET.
-There's a man in a TRUMP MASK there, hoarding a bunch of KNIVES into a PILLOWCASE. Not this shit again.
-I leave and head to my room, and sleep promptly afterwards.

can everyone just let your rooms be inspected so that we dont get another zelma situation. thanks
speaking of permission to inspect my room.

Your ROOM is fairly empty if you don't count IMMOBILE CONFETTI and PISS.

@"Monokuma" I show T-Man's boogeyman the picture of my mom again to get him to vomit up any possible confetti

also where did i shit my autoconfetti tonight

T-MAN'S BOOGEYMAN dry heaves and passes out.

Your AUTOCONFETTI appears to be in your ROOM

Your ROOM is fairly empty if you don't count IMMOBILE CONFETTI and PISS.

where is my blood

is my blood ghost blood

@Monokuma is there blood anywhere else, like on door handles or the walls and shit?
also, how close is t-man's gun to him?
also is his hand covered in blood lol

@"Monokuma" also check my room i guess

Your ROOM is fairly empty if you don't count IMMOBILE CONFETTI and PISS.

where is my blood

is my blood ghost blood

your dick was so flaccid that there was no blood i dont fuckin know

@Monokuma is there blood anywhere else, like on door handles or the walls and shit?
also, how close is t-man's gun to him?
also is his hand covered in blood lol

There is blood all over his BED where his body is. Because of this, almost all of T-MAN is bloody.

The gun is fairly close to the bed

@"Monokuma" also check my room i guess

There is literally nothing odd about BRAINWYRMS' ROOM besides a missing hentai page