This post was last modified: Jul 27, 2017 at 3:44 PM by Spooks?.

Attention, anyone who still cares! A body has been discovered!

Remember to SUBMIT QUESTIONS FOR ME IN THE THREAD

@Draku Has been found dead in the DRAINED POOL
Their role was Ultimate Liar
+If an innocent is lynched, you will be unkillable the following night.

CASE FILE
-The body shows no signs of physical damage
-The victim's lungs are waterlogged
-Alongside him in the POOL is a LOCKER, unbolted from the stairs
-CONFETTI is also in the POOL
-There is a FOG MACHINE sitting in the BREAKFAST BUFFET
-There is a pile of SYRINGES in the PROP ROOM
-The RTSMARTY EFFIGY on the stage is now dressed as a FROG
-There is a decent amount of PISS and BLOOD in the MONO SHOP
-There is a POWER TOOL in the dumbwaiter
-The FOOD TOWER in the BUFFET has been destroyed
-There is COFFEE on the ground by the UPPER DECK BEDROOMS

other info
-A SNACKER'S LAMENT, TWO CONFETTI BOMBS, a BULLETPROOF VEST, a WALL SEED, and a PISS KNIFE were purchased.

CURRENT MAP

LIVING players
@Two_Finger
@brainwyrms
@Aidan
@Chiaki Nanami
@"Mariofan169"
@rtsmarty
@Cinna
@Turb

The investigation will conclude at 7PM PST tomorrow.

thank fuck now i don't have to acquit myself every night

>wake up, grab ketchup to enact The Plan

>grab fog machine from Prop Room, turn it on, and return to the Breakfast Buffet to send it up the dumbwaiter

>take Prop Room elevator to Upper Deck, enter MARIOFAN'S ROOM

>draw ketchup dick on his bed

>he's still asleep so he wakes up and yells at me midway through

>while this is going on i hear a nearby door open

>finish and dump the rest of the bottle on his head, then leave

>RTSMARTY tackles me, coming from the direction of the Mono Shop

>wtf

>he pops a confetti bomb and ports us into a bedroom somewhere

>he then erects a concrete wall in front of the door, and sprays me with something

>man i'm starving

>spend the rest of the night clawing at the wall trying to get to the Kitchen

>RT is laughing at me the entire time fuck you RT

> Head over to the POOL MAINTENANCE AREA and turn down the HOT TUB because it's too hot.

> Go to the CREW'S ROOM and grab the COFFEE MACHINE.

> From the CREW'S ROOM I head over to the BREAKFAST BUFFET to eat. That stupid FOOD TOWER is in my way so I knock it over! You can't stop me!

> I call down the DUMBWAITER to hitch a ride. The FOG MACHINE is inside, so I turn it off and toss it out. I see someone fucking about in the PROP ROOM, but I don't really care enough to investigate, so I head up into the now-foggy KITCHEN.

> There are some noises coming from what sounds like the MONO SHOP. They sound... meaty. I also don't care about this. What I DO care about is that I see DRAKU coming out of his room.

> I smash the fucking COFFEE MACHINE over his head, knocking him out, and take off all his clothes. I was in the heat of the moment, okay?

> I try to drop the COFFEE MACHINE at his feet, but fuck up and drop the pot on him, shattering and spilling COFFEE all over his NAKED BODY. Sorry not sorry.

> I head over to the RECREATION AREA. I take quick look behind me and spot AIDAN leaving the MONO SHOP, PILLOWCASE in hand, his back turned to me. Alright.

> I play fighting games so fucking hard I get SWOLE AS FUCK so don't even fuck with me. I turn around and notice that UNCONSCIOUS NAKED DRAKU is no longer where I left him. Huh. Well, whatever.

> I toss what's left of the COFFEE MACHINE into the POOL HOLE and promptly head to bed.

I was trying to sleep today, but Aidan came in my room, covered in blood... He tried to attack me but I fought back with my lamp. I went back to sleep afterwards.


You guys should be careful around him, he's been on me the whole game.

chiaki why didn't you leave your room at all
what was your plan

@"Monokuma" Was there anything unusual about Draku's clothes when I stripped him? Were they wet or anything?

DRAKU'S CLOTHES were fine, not wet or odd at all.

This post was last modified: Jul 27, 2017 at 6:27 AM by Aidan.

TESTIMONY UPDATED

~ i've seen some shit ~

>wake up

>cover shadow's horrible dead face with a pillowcase

>head upstairs

>more fog than a ps1 game, thanks TURB

>go to mono shop

>grab a knife and chop the disgusting hedgehog bits off of my body

>hear a girlish cry followed by a loud smash, i'm guessing that's draku

>walk out of monoshop and see a GIANT FROG PICK UP DRAKU AND RUN AWAY
>jump off the ship with my confetti bomb and perfectly time a teleport

>teleport into chiaki's room

>she tries to stab my with her non-existent dick

>finally comes at me with a lamp

>i gtfo

>FROG MAN IS FUCKING AROUND WITH THE LOCKERS

>go to the breakfast room for some 100% orange juice

>see that the food tower is knocked over
>decide to spend a good long time drinking this juice

>while i'm sipping the OJ i hear weird shit from the dumbwaiter

>return to bed

>wonder why a locker has disappeared

This post was last modified: Jul 27, 2017 at 6:17 AM by Turb.

@"Monokuma" Any signs of coffee burns or shards from the machine on or near Draku?

This post was last modified: Jul 27, 2017 at 7:20 AM by rtsmarty.

>I go to monoshop. It's foggy.

>I buy everything required to execute my plan. A wall seed, a snacker's lament and a confetti bomb.

>I leave the monoshop. It's still foggy.

>The elevator is closing.

>I see Turb leaving a room, probably MFan's room.

>Perfect opportunity for my plan.

>I grab him an confettiport both of us into my room.

>I block off my door with the wall seed and spray Turb with the snacker's lament.

>I laugh as he scratches at the wall trying to get to the kitchen.

@"Monokuma" I investigate the FROG COSTUME in the BALLROOM. Specifically, if it is wet or not.

This post was last modified: Jul 27, 2017 at 3:06 PM by Spooks?.

@"Monokuma" Any signs of coffee burns or shards from the machine on or near Draku?

There are no signs of burns or shards. Perhaps if he did get coffee on him, it was cold.

@"Monokuma" I investigate the FROG COSTUME in the BALLROOM. Specifically, if it is wet or not.

The FROG SUIT is not wet but it smells vaguely of COFFEE.

@"Monokuma" Does Draku smell of coffee?

@"Monokuma" is Draku still naked?

@"Monokuma" Does Draku smell of coffee?

@"Monokuma" is Draku still naked?

Draku smells of SALTWATER only. He is still naked, which is a rather unfortunate sight.

This post was last modified: Jul 27, 2017 at 5:28 PM by rtsmarty.

@"Monokuma" is the locker open

@"Monokuma" is it possible for someone to lift the locker with Draku's body in it

@"Monokuma" is the locker wet and does it smell of saltwater

@"Monokuma" is anyone dressed in my clothes

@"Monokuma" is the locker open

@"Monokuma" is it possible for someone to lift the locker with Draku's body in it

@"Monokuma" is the locker wet and does it smell of saltwater

The LOCKER is indeed open, and it's light enough for someone to reasonably lift Draku's body inside.

The locker is indeed wet and reeks of SALTWATER

@"Monokuma" is anyone dressed in my clothes

No player can be examined for this type of thing.

@"Monokuma" is there anything in the lockers