growing up my parents had fuckin ears of steel so i had to practice the dark art of the shadow fap

any of you fuckers gain this mystical skill too?

tfw this isnt anon world

I'd have some stories to tell in Anon World

so this shit is what i get for trying to pump activity into the good ol' PPP

FINE, i see how it is

Let me ask you this:

Did you hear me fapping this whole time?

yes, my mom's room was next to mine.

sometimes when i had a good fap going though, i had to stop and cool down before i accidentally started making O noises.

idk I like being noisy

so this shit is what i get for trying to pump activity into the good ol' PPP

FINE, i see how it is

that's not the only thing being pumped

agastya how do you fap with that bowling ball hand

carefully and painfully

@Fun With Despair why were your parents listening to see if they could catch you masturbating