Whew, doing day-to-day Monokuma things is hard, so I'll probably end up posting the CHAOS NIGHT results tomorrow.
This doesn't mean that you should have to wait for exciting murder content though! Because he's dead, I present to you, THE CHRONICLES OF JOHN FREEMAN, my own personal fan fiction!
NIGHT 1
u wake up and check your compretur and there wuz EMAIL!
dis place is under attak... by MUERDERERS AND LIARS! so you grab rockit launcher. you leve room and agnie is in hall painting obama to look like... godd!
you go to paptio and you bakflip but not rely u just kind of flop on ground like a drunk lol.
u put sheet on gordan freemin and get on his bcak and make motocycle noise to fool every1 and u say "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys"
u then go downstairs because glass is brake and u wander for a bit and see DUD and gato in ktichin with an aple and he is convulsing in such a hideous manner indeed.
pondring ur suden proper gramer you go down threw the house adn enter teh right hal by the hedmaster office adn u see monokuma go in wit a nice wine and ten negative men kocks on the dor and monokuma opens and kicks his butt and he carshes in2 u and u foll off gordancycle while kyke enters hall
u get bak on and luck at minus man and do finger guns and say "I cant give you my lisense officer because you are a headcrab zombie"
u then leave down into parlor and upstairs 4 a wile. u see kokichi door has garfitti and u check dudes room for a corpse but he is not dead but his pillow has CUM
u check kokichi room becuz his room has paint on dor but he is gon
u check ur room and there is pasta sause adn cuts everywhere
u check rons room and he is NAKED AND....... DED!
you shoot corpse with wepon and it makes a hole in the floor and explodes him up. csloset doors fall off and there is person in ther but u cannt see then becuz its smoky
so u go bak downstars adn see dud with shotgnu entering room adn he is WERT!
goig aroudn 2 monokuma room, gordan yells "its time to end this ones and for all!" gordan punches dor adn u thank you tank ur bro and laugh 2gether but knock on the dor makes monokuma opens and he is annoued. he call you bad name adn u yell "LOOK OUT BRO!"
gordan yells "NOO! John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!"
adn you sheet him and go to bed wile monokuma grumbles lol
night 2
u get up and leve room with gordan the motorcycle and go to jerimy room. jump off motorcycle and land on ron's hands, cuz ron Jeremy is now these hands... iumust kill the next boss and live up to full-life consequences!
u go down hole and 2 teh kitchen and grab eggs from the frigde, but the cool kind of eggs not the gay kind lol cuz those birds dont hav to see ron jeremy yet b cuz its not yet time.
u leve eggs on counter and go bak up to room, el negro is in the wine room and is noticasbly cautious....
u go into ur room and go to gamefaqs to look up help for next boss
you browse for bit but fnid no info but then u read emails and there is is!!!!! 70% off on conftetti on amazon! u know boss weakness! "I WILL KILL THE BOSS AND RON JEREMY WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!" u yell and u leave room
u dont know wher to look for corpse tho so u look in many bedrooms…
ur bedroom obvious has no corpse
ron bedroom has ron duh and smels terrible
dud bedrom is empty
yuno room has cum
negro is slep
cockchi room has korea stuff on door
u dont chek others becuz i brake forth wall and tell u theres no body
u go down in2 hall and it smells like poison but it is mostly gon so u run on motorcyle thru parlor adn there is party with racism adn gato and agnie
u go upstars adn check bedrooms 2
2finger room empty
draku room......... a WNINE BOTTLE fals from top of door and lands on GORDAN FREEMAN!!! it brakes and MSUSTARD GAS pours out adn he gets chemical burns and choks to deth on teh gsas
you shot rocket at draku's door but it explodes and u yell YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME adn run back to bed
u pass draku on teh stairs to downstairs and angie in parlor wthith gato who both leve
u go up to room and enter bed and cockchis dor says "Kokichi did it" in blud
night 3
((sry it has been a wile since i last updatated, my freind supperchao tired to kill me lol))
john freeman teh brother of gordan freeman awoke up adn got on motocycle and went acros the glass bridge
as he did dat yuno was left the bedroom and john almost run ovr negative man XD
JOHN ENDERS THE STUDY AND DRAW DISGUYS ON FACE WITH MARKERS it sed henry and he had mustache but darku entered and took a wepon and som nails adn left
u go downstars and arund to parlor adn then cortyard
thru cortyard u fnd kitchen and yuno is ther. she makes the beef and masked man is makin chemisty with dran clener and sum salt
u look arund a bunch and get fruit and leve. kokchi is in cortyard and BRIDGE IS BRAKE! ther are books by kocky adn kokichi grabs a thing but you SHOT TREE AND FRUTS adn he cries and library
u then go upstars adn to bed but dud opens dor and thros in card
it reads... GO TO RON ROOM BCUZ GOTAN'S KILLER IS THER but u dont lol u sleep
NIGHT 4
u wash off ur disguys, leve ur room and look at the door... it sez MUERDERERin big letters adn u feel very scared.
u get on motocycle and driv around.... the entire time u hear gost noises and they're surround u lik ur haunted…
on ur way down stars u notice kokchi door open and close but no one is opening it. when donstars in east hall a DISEMBODY DICK floats by. it flops a little, as it to wav hello. u rid into KITCHEN and dud is poring out alcholol
u exit to courtyard and words are being carved in ground by no one! sum1 shoots you but u dodge
u go to library adn see yuno with bucket
U ride in 2 hall which surprises kokchi, then u go to cortyard adn see the library now says “art room no kokchi aloud” and back thru justic law office until koky is leving the room crying adn apollo is bleeding bad
U go up to bed but dor opens adn GORDAN FREEMAN??????
he sez "John Freeman you let next boss step on me and made me headcrab zombie. Combines came and put science in me and made me live and strong and big now I make you and Henry Freeman headcrab zombie. Prepair to die"
u get on motocycle adn charg him but he screams and runs away..
.
u do tricks in ur room for a while then slep
night 5
u wake up adn leave room, goig to teh kitchen. in kitchen negro is braking the kooky jar and he is braking cook as well so u grab bred and make a quart loaf bcuz thats the point of this story lol
anway u here gun shoot and go out to the east hal adn YOU KNOW is DED!!!
u tak bike adn bred and go thru tophy rom where kokchi is shotting aminals and 2 teh law office wher archerest is destoying the room ad theres a lot of blud in the middle
u go up 2 study adn do sick trix with bred ad archer cums and joins u a bit later and thinks your tric is rad
archer gos and destroys walk way adn u take bike and go to it adn u see a dik on apollo door!
u take bike adn go of walk way and are kocked out.
night 6
u go down puppet walkig 2 east hall adn garb yuno body adn take it bear.
throw body on beer and got 2 kitchen and get teh mactches adn theer r no knifes so u go bak 2 torph room adn lite bear on frire adn get bear hands.
u exit 2 law offic adn see archer est adn he is goig to 2 coretyard so u fallow himm adn u wath nife fite wit kokchi adn aplo and they are both blud then suddenly u see archer pull on wire adn somethig hevy lands on hed and u are ko
u wak up adn see monokum so u explod, then u see el negro in cortuard adn u blow out othouse adn he leves
ten u got to bed.
This doesn't mean that you should have to wait for exciting murder content though! Because he's dead, I present to you, THE CHRONICLES OF JOHN FREEMAN, my own personal fan fiction!
NIGHT 1
u wake up and check your compretur and there wuz EMAIL!
dis place is under attak... by MUERDERERS AND LIARS! so you grab rockit launcher. you leve room and agnie is in hall painting obama to look like... godd!
you go to paptio and you bakflip but not rely u just kind of flop on ground like a drunk lol.
u put sheet on gordan freemin and get on his bcak and make motocycle noise to fool every1 and u say "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys"
u then go downstairs because glass is brake and u wander for a bit and see DUD and gato in ktichin with an aple and he is convulsing in such a hideous manner indeed.
pondring ur suden proper gramer you go down threw the house adn enter teh right hal by the hedmaster office adn u see monokuma go in wit a nice wine and ten negative men kocks on the dor and monokuma opens and kicks his butt and he carshes in2 u and u foll off gordancycle while kyke enters hall
u get bak on and luck at minus man and do finger guns and say "I cant give you my lisense officer because you are a headcrab zombie"
u then leave down into parlor and upstairs 4 a wile. u see kokichi door has garfitti and u check dudes room for a corpse but he is not dead but his pillow has CUM
u check kokichi room becuz his room has paint on dor but he is gon
u check ur room and there is pasta sause adn cuts everywhere
u check rons room and he is NAKED AND....... DED!
you shoot corpse with wepon and it makes a hole in the floor and explodes him up. csloset doors fall off and there is person in ther but u cannt see then becuz its smoky
so u go bak downstars adn see dud with shotgnu entering room adn he is WERT!
goig aroudn 2 monokuma room, gordan yells "its time to end this ones and for all!" gordan punches dor adn u thank you tank ur bro and laugh 2gether but knock on the dor makes monokuma opens and he is annoued. he call you bad name adn u yell "LOOK OUT BRO!"
gordan yells "NOO! John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!"
adn you sheet him and go to bed wile monokuma grumbles lol
night 2
u get up and leve room with gordan the motorcycle and go to jerimy room. jump off motorcycle and land on ron's hands, cuz ron Jeremy is now these hands... iumust kill the next boss and live up to full-life consequences!
u go down hole and 2 teh kitchen and grab eggs from the frigde, but the cool kind of eggs not the gay kind lol cuz those birds dont hav to see ron jeremy yet b cuz its not yet time.
u leve eggs on counter and go bak up to room, el negro is in the wine room and is noticasbly cautious....
u go into ur room and go to gamefaqs to look up help for next boss
you browse for bit but fnid no info but then u read emails and there is is!!!!! 70% off on conftetti on amazon! u know boss weakness! "I WILL KILL THE BOSS AND RON JEREMY WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!" u yell and u leave room
u dont know wher to look for corpse tho so u look in many bedrooms…
ur bedroom obvious has no corpse
ron bedroom has ron duh and smels terrible
dud bedrom is empty
yuno room has cum
negro is slep
cockchi room has korea stuff on door
u dont chek others becuz i brake forth wall and tell u theres no body
u go down in2 hall and it smells like poison but it is mostly gon so u run on motorcyle thru parlor adn there is party with racism adn gato and agnie
u go upstars adn check bedrooms 2
2finger room empty
draku room......... a WNINE BOTTLE fals from top of door and lands on GORDAN FREEMAN!!! it brakes and MSUSTARD GAS pours out adn he gets chemical burns and choks to deth on teh gsas
you shot rocket at draku's door but it explodes and u yell YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME adn run back to bed
u pass draku on teh stairs to downstairs and angie in parlor wthith gato who both leve
u go up to room and enter bed and cockchis dor says "Kokichi did it" in blud
night 3
((sry it has been a wile since i last updatated, my freind supperchao tired to kill me lol))
john freeman teh brother of gordan freeman awoke up adn got on motocycle and went acros the glass bridge
as he did dat yuno was left the bedroom and john almost run ovr negative man XD
JOHN ENDERS THE STUDY AND DRAW DISGUYS ON FACE WITH MARKERS it sed henry and he had mustache but darku entered and took a wepon and som nails adn left
u go downstars and arund to parlor adn then cortyard
thru cortyard u fnd kitchen and yuno is ther. she makes the beef and masked man is makin chemisty with dran clener and sum salt
u look arund a bunch and get fruit and leve. kokchi is in cortyard and BRIDGE IS BRAKE! ther are books by kocky adn kokichi grabs a thing but you SHOT TREE AND FRUTS adn he cries and library
u then go upstars adn to bed but dud opens dor and thros in card
it reads... GO TO RON ROOM BCUZ GOTAN'S KILLER IS THER but u dont lol u sleep
NIGHT 4
u wash off ur disguys, leve ur room and look at the door... it sez MUERDERERin big letters adn u feel very scared.
u get on motocycle and driv around.... the entire time u hear gost noises and they're surround u lik ur haunted…
on ur way down stars u notice kokchi door open and close but no one is opening it. when donstars in east hall a DISEMBODY DICK floats by. it flops a little, as it to wav hello. u rid into KITCHEN and dud is poring out alcholol
u exit to courtyard and words are being carved in ground by no one! sum1 shoots you but u dodge
u go to library adn see yuno with bucket
U ride in 2 hall which surprises kokchi, then u go to cortyard adn see the library now says “art room no kokchi aloud” and back thru justic law office until koky is leving the room crying adn apollo is bleeding bad
U go up to bed but dor opens adn GORDAN FREEMAN??????
he sez "John Freeman you let next boss step on me and made me headcrab zombie. Combines came and put science in me and made me live and strong and big now I make you and Henry Freeman headcrab zombie. Prepair to die"
u get on motocycle adn charg him but he screams and runs away..
.
u do tricks in ur room for a while then slep
night 5
u wake up adn leave room, goig to teh kitchen. in kitchen negro is braking the kooky jar and he is braking cook as well so u grab bred and make a quart loaf bcuz thats the point of this story lol
anway u here gun shoot and go out to the east hal adn YOU KNOW is DED!!!
u tak bike adn bred and go thru tophy rom where kokchi is shotting aminals and 2 teh law office wher archerest is destoying the room ad theres a lot of blud in the middle
u go up 2 study adn do sick trix with bred ad archer cums and joins u a bit later and thinks your tric is rad
archer gos and destroys walk way adn u take bike and go to it adn u see a dik on apollo door!
u take bike adn go of walk way and are kocked out.
night 6
u go down puppet walkig 2 east hall adn garb yuno body adn take it bear.
throw body on beer and got 2 kitchen and get teh mactches adn theer r no knifes so u go bak 2 torph room adn lite bear on frire adn get bear hands.
u exit 2 law offic adn see archer est adn he is goig to 2 coretyard so u fallow himm adn u wath nife fite wit kokchi adn aplo and they are both blud then suddenly u see archer pull on wire adn somethig hevy lands on hed and u are ko
u wak up adn see monokum so u explod, then u see el negro in cortuard adn u blow out othouse adn he leves
ten u got to bed.
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