Ron Jeremy's Submissions to Monokuma

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Ron Jeremy
Night One
I would like to visit three bedrooms using my powers.

Two Finger's, Gato's and then Dude's before returning to my own room with those powers.

While in each room I will either jizz into the insides of their pillowcases or onto their faces if they are in the room.

I will go to the library and start pissing into political books. Then return to my room and go to sleep.

If anyone tries to attack me, I will intimidate them with a battle cry and charge forward with my hips jutting out so that my fully erect penis is coming at them at full speed.

Oh btw I'm fucking naked.


Pointless Night Two Submission
I have taken possession of my gibbed dick and am using it to skulk down the halls. I will await Gato's return to bed before lodging myself down his throat and taking over his body. From there, I will keep up appearances by using gatospeak to greet everyone I pass until I enter the library and wait to push a whole bookcase down onto the first person I see. Once that is done, I will force myself further down his throat and make him vomit me up then retreat into the shadows like a creature of the night.


Pointless Night Three Submission
I leave a trail of phantom jizz from Kokichi's bed through the library passage and into Draku's room.

-Sincerely the ghost of Ron Jeremy


Night Four Haunting
I will visit three this night.

First, I will visit DRAKU. I will wake him up with my GHOSTLY MOANS and JIZZ all over his FACE like the perfect money shot of a porno, except spooky.

Next, I will visit ANGIE and baptize her with GHOST PISS to CLEANSE her of all of her SINS.

Finally, I will visit KOKICHI and POSSESS his DICK. I will make him JIZZ himself because I find it amusing.

With this trinity of haunts, I will then SUMMON my SEVERED DICK and WANDER the HALLS as my SEVERED DICK. :mwghost:


Final Night
I will find each of the four remaining members and read them the below fanfiction, while still haunting my own disembodied dick. The mouth of the penis is animated as if it were speaking and just floating before them.

The fanfiction:

"The GHOST OF RON JEREMY has returned to HAUNT THE MANOR!

I will scrape NEGATIVE MAN'S CORPSE from the BOWLING BALL he is tied to. Kinky! I will then CARRY him along to a DINING ROOM TABLE I've set up to float in the FOYER. Sitting him down into the FLOATING CHAIR, I will pour him some EXQUISITE WINE and take my seat directly across from him. Clapping my PHANTOM HANDS together, a HAUNTING BUT ROMANTIC tune plays loudly throughout the halls of THE MANOR. I sigh contently, as I summon our EXPENSIVE MEAL with a flick of my GHOSTLY WRIST.

Before NEGATIVE MAN'S CORPSE appears a STEAK COOKED TO PERFECTION with a nice HOUSE SALAD dressed in BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE. I take his ROTTING HANDS into my own and KISS them tenderly before closing my eyes to SAY GRACE. After thanking the GODS above for the meal, I begin to EAT MY MEAL and tell NEGATIVE MAN'S CORPSE all about myself and my CAREER in the PORNO BIZ.

NEGATIVE MAN'S UPPER BODY shifts forward and he descends face first into the STEAK. "Oh my, you're quite hungry! Such a hunger for thick meat is inspiring!" However, NEGATIVE MAN does not rise from his plate and is being EXTREMELY RUDE. With a slam of my CLENCHED FISTS against the TABLE, our TABLE and CHAIRS descend with a CRASH to the FLOOR. NEGATIVE MAN just lays there in the DEBRIS as I SCOLD him for being so THOUGHTLESS and RUDE! Seemingly ignoring me, I pull NEGATIVE MAN'S CORPSE up from the FLOOR by his NECK.

I begin to SLAM the CORPSE into the FLOOR and NEARBY WALLS, turning him into a BLOODY PULP before I drag him into RON JEREMY'S ROOM and throw him on the BED. ANGRY AND LABORED GHOST MOANS echo throughout the MANOR, climaxing with an ANGRY ROAR.

FINISHED with NEGATIVE MAN'S CORPSE, I drag him VIOLENTLY through the MANOR HALLS into the WINE STORAGE where I will CHUG A BOTTLE OF WINE as its contents PHASE RIGHT THROUGH ME and hit the FLOOR. Angered, I slam NEGATIVE MAN'S CORPSE into the WINE SHELVES as they COLLAPSE on top of him.

I will leave him there to ROT and head for my BEDROOM, where I will SLEEP the night away in OUR FLUIDS."

Once I have read the fanfiction to all four of these fuckers, I will follow Apollo Justice around howling and moaning utterances about objections and his failures as an attorney. If he ignores me, my disembodied dick form will teabag his disgusted face as I hum the ace attorney theme song badly.

My final act of humiliation being that I ooze ghostly precum on his face and then promise to finish off on thoughts of his mother.

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