Good job, everyone. You committed yet another murder! @Beowulf has been found dead in the GARDEN.

He was the Furry

Abilities
+ Your fursuit is very high quality. People will actually mistake you as a real dog.

Starting Items
+ Fursuit
- You don't seem to have any clothing on underneath

Case File
- The body was found in the GARDEN.
- There are marks from what appears to be a thin string or rope around his neck.
- The WRESTLING RING is now equipped with a SOUND SYSTEM and LIGHTS.
- The CHANDELIER is laying in the middle of the WRESTLING RING.
- The back wall of the GARAGE has been destroyed.
- There is a dirty POOP TRAIL leading from the BASEMENT and back.
- VOID-CHAN'S CORPSE is missing.
- There is a KNIFE stuck in the CEILING near where the CHANDELIER was hanging.

MAP


You have until Sunday 12:00 AM EST to figure out who did it.

Living Participants
@Monoshika
@Superchao
@Pedigree
@PAC-MAN Smoking Crack
@Diantha
@Two_Finger
@Monotaro
@StirlADrei
@sealelement
@God
@Dude
@soundcloudrapper
@"Adam Sandler"

WAHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE BEOWULF IS FUCKING DEAD!!

The winner... is you.

I wake up in the dark and find a FLASHLIGHT. I equip my HAMMER, tie some WOOD to my back using CURTAIN STRING and shine my FLASHLIGHT around as I proceed from my room. I stumble into TWOFINGER who also has a FLASHLIGHT.

We head down the WEST STAIRS together into the FOYER and reach the bottom of the STAIRS before we hear an EXPLOSION up above us. The CHANDELIER above CRASHES DOWN into the ring, crushing BEOWULF underneath. He survived the CRASH, though.

TWOFINGER and I head into the DINING ROOM together where TWOFINGER begins to collect a bunch of WEAPONS while I head onward on my own.

I head through the HALL, passing by the KITCHEN where I pass by ADAM SANDLER. He is carrying CAR PARTS and TOOLS towards the OFFICE. As I pass through the FOYER, there's nobody except BEOWULF still underneath the CHANDELIER. I proceed to the ARMORY and try to block the door with a WALL.

Someone wearing a fucking REPTAR MASK pushes past me and steps over the WALL. Shortly after, SOUNDCLOUDRAPPER pushes past me to EXIT the ARMORY and he heads towards the GARAGE.

I return to my work until I smell something terrible. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SOMETHING'S ON MY CROTCH WHAT THE FUCK!? There's a DARK BLOB WITH A POOP COVERED HAND STICKING OUT. I grab my fucking HAMMER and FLASHLIGHT and get away as fast as fucking possible.

I pass through the FOYER in a rush, noticing a FEW PEOPLE but not who they are.

I climb up the EAST STAIRS, proceeding up the HALL. At the other end, I spot TWOFINGER. He starts flicking his FLASHLIGHT at me and charges with a PISTOL facing the wrong fucking way. I charge at him with my HAMMER and block his attempt to swing the PISTOL at me using it. I continue running from then on.

I head to the REC ROOM, seeing PAC-MAN head up the MAIN STAIRS to DIANTHA'S ROOM. Kinky motherfucker. I enter the REC ROOM and play SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY until I'm satisfied and head back to my ROOM.

>be me

>sandler left, good

>eat a sexdog

>dungeon isnt at peak performance, lets go to the study and look for porn

>ITS ALL PORN

>Oh shit pyramid head hi

>he grabs some monsterboy

Good taste indeed pyramid head, banned in most countries probably

>go back to dungeon

>pyramid head falls the fuck down the stairs rip

>time for lighting

>go down stairs, pass by someone idk its too fucken dark

>pyramid head again as I go down

>they seem sketch I'm gonna hide

>FUCKING EXPLOSIONS

>rip garage

>steal headlights from car, these will make good lights, and ditch that place

>oh hi adam I hope you had fun last night

>alright lets see the fight

>monoshika has a necro fetish I see, looks like i need to add that to the dungeon list

>anywho shes going to the garden

>kitchen

>bowl

>head

>back to the fight

“HISATSU. FIRE TORNADO”

>holy fuck soundcloudrapper is pretty hype but idk what reptar has to do with anything

>Beowulf just drinks some fuckin milk wow

>MORE FUCKING EXPLOSIONS AAA

>chandelier did my job of fucking beowulf

>rapper goes to the onsen, I would too if I was right next to that

>oh he the other dogman has some wood(heh) on his back

>goin to armory

>back to the dungeon

>who tf, some oddball is at the dungeon

>how bad can it be

>enter

>person is wearing some dumb fucking simba mask

>falls asleep why the fuck would you do that this is a sex dungeon who the hell sleeps before sex?

>well whatever I'll wait for the wulf

>monoshika enters

>she "treated beowulf" whatever that means

>she takes a sexdog and leaves

>someone knock but fuck them

>another knock

>pacman

>offers some cough syrup but before I can so anything he just fucking leaves

>good thing too he stunk

>ok im going to sleep

time for a REAL ACCOUnt bitches

- 1999 - I got born in a supers dark bedroom in where I couldn't see anything other than the darkness, feeling the DRUG FAIRY be right around the corner SO I GET THE PILLOW UP AND BAM the fairy wasn't there BUT... hesheit left a bottle of cough syrup for pac-man's sick thirst so I opened the door and got outside to HAVE SOME FUN and WATCH THE FIGHT

- 2000 - YO YO YO YO anybody want FREEBASE? pacman asked in the rec room but only Monotaro was there, fucker laughed at me and busted out a sick nutty paper with crayons, fucking baby. SO he procceeds to draw a picture of himself pissing the fuck out of his anus back in the onsen because that's a good memory and laughed at his misery, fucker's artstyle was like mangagamer's re-draws, utter shiet. I left the foyer's side exit while monotaro headed to the opposite door.

- 2001 - EVERYTHING is dark so I made my way down the main stairs and found THE WRESTLING RING LIT UP WITH SIDEWALK LIGHTS BAYBEEEEEE, but cough syrup made effect and fell the fuck asleep because everyone took their sick ass times to get out. WHEN I WOKE UP THOUGH Ms. Titty Nurse was tending to Beowulf, so I stood there for a bit and saw sealelele heading to the kitchen, ms. titty furry nurse and two revolvers headed up the main stairs, seeing awoo boy going to the garden supa quick. Dog food ran from the armory hall to the east stairs.

- 2002 - WHAT IS THAT BLOODY STINCH- oh wait something's tickling my dick hihihi, pac-man getting some sick fu... wait a second that's not a person that's a dark blob with a poop hand sticking out. Fuck that shit.

- 2003- I see someone pass by me and get into the rec room, KNOCKIN KNOCKIN ON THE SEX DUNGEON DOOR LIKE A MADMAN so I wait for the babe herself and saw her open the door straight for me, heheheheee, visibly extra ultra happy to see me of course, allowing me the pass in by stepping aside and letting THE MAN get in.

- 2005 - YO YO YO YO YO, WHAT IT IS MOTHERFUCKERS I said as everyone cheered and greeted for me with ten million dicks out, pulling out my cough syrup and chugging it down on one go. Obviously, it was so impressive that kitten shit said "oh my god pac-man, you're too good to be in here" so I put on my cool glasses and got out.

- 2006 - I headed back to my bedroom and saw monotaro's ugly fucking drawing on the door, laughing at it one more time to show him how awful he is. NO SEX SO IT WAS A BAD NIGHT but at least I had drugs and cough syrup.

Alright listen up! No seriously shut the fuck up you gotta hear how I FUCKING OWNED PACMAN. I woke up from my beauty sleep per usual and it was really fucking dark, real mature guys, cutting the lights and all. I come up with a brilliant, terrific, horrendous, devious idea. I'm going..... TO DRAW. PACMAN PISSING HIMSELF. AHAHAHA!

I look around my room for some paper but....wait I don't have any paper. Fuck. Okay I'm going to the Rec Room for this shit! I enter the Rec Room from the Foyer and I see PACMAN there just chillin! He asks me if I wanna freebase but I'm not a fucking retarded loser and laugh directly at his stupid yellow dumb idiot piss-covered face. I find the PAPER AND CRAYONS wait crayons? How old am I, 8? Whatever. CRAYONS BITCH! And I start drawing pacman literally pissing himself like he did in the onsen ahahahaha what a fucking loser! Pacman looks at the drawing at some point and gets LITERALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT LIKE HE'S SO UPSET IT'S ALL OVER HIS FACE! He leaves the same way I came in and after my masterpiece is finished I leave out of the other door.

At this point I'm already dying laughing, this was too much to handle, but what would be even better? STICKING IT ON HIS DOOR FOR THE WORLD TO SEE!!! So I do that! Then I decide my good deeds for the day are done, so I decide to head to bed, but as I'm going I see that nerd Monoshika holding a torch in front of the SEXNASIUM that I totally should have went to, I am the sexiest bear in the world after all. I also see Adam Shitler entering the study and I see Twofingerino pretty close to me so I go to hang out with him, why not. He's got a flashlight! Let me get that flashlight bro!

I walk around with DosFingerinos until I get to my room and when I open my door he starts flickering his flashlight like some kind of lunatic and he starts charging down the hall? Okay dude whatever floats your boat have fun I guess, I've got important beauty sleep to do! Also can you host the sexnasium again tomorrow night Diantha so I can show up this time? I REALLY just needed to get that drawing done this time!

@Elyk interrogating my man of spook

This post was last modified: Nov 25, 2017 at 5:44 AM by John Wick's Cat.

BY THE way posting this here so people recognize my nicks
Yrr - Ms. Titty Furry Nurse /// Superchao - Big guy
Pedigree - Dog food /// Pac-man Smoking Crack - Masterpiece
Dia - Kitten shit /// Two Finger - Two Revolvers
Monotaro - Ugly piece of fucking shit /// Drei - Mauricio
Sealelelel - Ghost /// God - Crack Man
Dude - dude /// Soundcloudrapper - fire mixtape
Adam Sandler - bad movie man

How about you say that to my face you back alley trash! My dad will make you regret that!

@Elyk interrogating my man of spook

Your BOOGEYMAN crawls out from under your BED. He eats a HOTDOG and then leaves and comes back. He mimes dropping stuff. He leaves. He enters again with another BOOGEYMAN. He mimes connecting some wires while the other BOOGEYMAN falls onto the floor and just lays there. Two other BOOGEYMEN arrive but leave, the latter of the two miming drinking something.

This post was last modified: Nov 25, 2017 at 6:21 AM by soundcloudrapper.

Jesus christ, why the fuck were y'all so busy the other night? To top it off; I only had ONE motherfucker watching me and Beowulf's glorious fight. ONE! That tells me you guys are just don't share the same samurai spirit as me and Beowulf(RIP).

Anyway let's get on to this rap for today BITCHES. Y'all did a lot of shit that pissed me off so i need a fire beat to snap on.




[Intro]
Man.
You guys really have me fucked up fr
alright
let's get it look

[Chrous ]
I GOT HATERS HERE,
GOT A LOT OF HATERS HERE
GOT A LOT OF PPL WHO CANT WATCH A MAIN EVENT HERE
TRYIN' FUCK UP MYYYYYYYYYY BOXING MATCH
FUCKIN WITH MY CLOUT; WE GON HANDLE THAT

[Verse 1]
I WOKE UP TO MOTHERFUCKERS EXPLODING SHIT IN THE HOUSE
SAW DREI IN THE CLOTHING ROOM; FIGURE IT OUT
GRABBED A REPTAR MASK; FOUND IT UP ON THE GROUND
IT WAS DARK AS HELL WHILE I WAS WALKIN ON STAIRS
2F IN THE STUDY ROOM? GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE
THEN A MYSTERY MOTHERFUCKER BUMPED INTO ME TOO
HEADING TO THE EAST SIDE HE HAD SOMETHING TO PROVE


FINALLY BEOWULF WAS THERE HE WAS UP IN THE RING
HE KNEW WHAT IS WAS CHIGGA; WE AINT IN HERE TO SING
STILL THE MOTHERFUCKER TRIED HANDING ME THE MIC TO RAP

HELL NAH


AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

THREW THAT SHIT TO THE GROUND FOLLOWED UP WITH A HOOK
HE DODGED THAT SHIT. I ADMIT. I WAS A'LITTLE SHOOK
THEN HE KEPT TRYING TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR ATTACHED TO A SHIELD
HE GOT DIA CHEERING FOR HIM; WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HOME GIRL SEAL
FINALLY I DECIDED THAT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
FIRE TORNADO ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER LETS SEE HIM GET TOUGH

ALL THE SUDDEN HE STARTS CHUGGING MILK LIKE A FIRST BORN BABY
GODDAMN. THIS SHIT GON GET CRAZY
REPTAR MASK ON WITHOUT A CARE
I YELL MY SPECIAL MOVE THEN I SPIN UP IN THE AIR
HE HOWLS
NEXT THING I SEE IS A FUCKIN' CHANDLER

IT FALLS DOWN AND BEOWULF LUCKILY SURVIVES
SORRY FAM BUT FOR NOW WE GOTTA END IT IN A TIE
I WENT TO THE ARMORY TO GRAB A STRAP AND SOME KEYS
BUT I DIDN"T FIND ANY SO I SAID FUCK YOU SP
SAW 2F AS I LEFT THE ARMORY
ONLY CAUSE I WAS GOING TO THE GARDEN FOR SOME WEED
SOMEONE PUSHED ME OUT THE FUCKING WAY AGAIN AND WENT UP THE STAIRS SO FAST I THOUGHT HE COULD FLY
THEN I LEFT BECAUSE THE BITCH CHIGGA KILLED MY FUCKIN VIBE

NOW IM UP IN THE KITCHEN AND I FIND SEAL COOKING A TURKEY FRESH TO A T'
BUT WHY THE FUCK WASNT YOUR ASS CHEERING FOR ME
BUT ITS ALL GOOD CAUSE SHE GAVE ME A PIECE

ME AND SEAL LEAVE THE FOYER BUT NOT BEFORE WE SEE 2F ENTERING THE ONSEN AGAIN
HE MUST BE A VOYER
FINALLY I WALK TO MY MOTHERFUCKING ROOM

AS OF TODAY IM DONE FUCKING WITH ALL OF YOU

PEACE

>be me, allegedly

>go down the foyer where someone else came down from the west

>go into the garden

>head into the armory, some goddamn shitass motherfucker in a pyramid head mask is grabbing explosives and putting them on a drone

>tell them off for completely ruining my murder scheme before it even started

>they leave, so do i, they head to the garage

>enter foyer, building shakes from an explosion

>go to basement stairs, pass by beowulf walking from garden supplies to dining room. he's got lights and a folding chair

>try to go into basement, get scp-087'd but at least find out it smells foul down there

>go into office, barricade door so i can be sad alone, and look online for pictures of atua

>find none and draw my own in paint, somehow channeling the spirit of atua through a connection i didn't know i had

>print out art and hang it up before falling asleep

-wake up
-see drei go to rec room, clown exit study and go into clothing room
-in study, look around to see who's there, which turns out to be no one
-leave study and look around foyer. I see a lot
-diantha -> kitchen
-rapper fighting the wulf
-monoshika taking void-chan for a walk with the flowers
-clown clothing room -> west hall
-simba mask clothing room -> foyer
-drei comes up the main stairs
-follow clown, they enter pea's room
-pedigree leaves his room, he has wood
-we go down the west stairs
-chandelier fucking explodes and falls on wulfman
-he survives
-ped and I go into dining room
-I stop to gather weapons and he leaves throught the other door
-reach top of basement stairs
-since it seems people can't go down there, I toss all the weapons down the stairs so nobody can grab them
-pass seal, who's entering the kitchen, as I go into the foyer
-monoshika treats wulf and wulf goes into garden
-cracc attacc is here for the fight, only to find that he missed it
-monoshika and I head up the main stairs, pedigree goes from armory to east stairs, his wood is gone
-monotaro finishes up with pac-mans door and goes back to his room
-at the same time, monoshika goes to the sex dungeon
-adam sandler -> study
-see ped and try to hit him or something. Bullshit! Ultra Failed Attack!!
-monoshika is trying to quarantine the dungeon, but is having a tough time
-I take the main stairs to the foyer, seeing seas and wrapper with turkey legs
-I shower then sleep

- Wake up In Dark Bedroom, Leave and head down main stairs and hear an explosion, and pass by someone but I cant tell who
- In the foyer I see Beowulf and decide to help him set up the lighting equipment and sound system as i know how to do all that from when I filmed the "Wedding Singer"
- Once we finish I decide to head over to the garage and pass by Diantha, smile and give a big thumbs up
- Enter garage see that the back wall is completely demolished, and start working on the car to see if anything can be salvaged
- The car is trash but there are some good pieces so I take them and some tools and get outta there faster than I ran in Waterboy
- Head back to the Foyer to see how much ass Beowulf is kicking only to see him crushed by a chandelier, it doesn't concern me though so I head towards the office
- Try to enter the office but some dumbass barricaded the inside of the door
Pedigree passes me while I am trying to open it and just passes by (leaving the dining room headed towards the foyer) without offering to help, some people are just so rude
- After Failing to get into the office I head to the Onsen to clean my self up after working in the garage
- Inside I see Monoshika collecting some dirty water, but i don't judge other people based on their weird hobbies, drop my stuff on the floor and proceed to begin stripping for my shower
- Monoshika leaves and I take my shower
- After my shower I try to leave and the doors are duct taped shut, so i break that crap and leave once I am dressed, and think that the pranks these people pull are just like ones I used in my movie Grown-Ups
- I head up the main stairs with all my stuff and see Monoshika holding a torch in front of the Sex Dungeon and two people walking down the east hall with a single flashlight before I enter the study
- Look around for any interesting books but most are missing, Chalkboard has a head added to the hangman game but no letters guessed
- Disappointed that there aren't any more books to read and exhausted from all the work I did I head back to my room to sleep

i was heading to work when i submitted so i didnt do too much really

-wake up and put on NV goggles
-go into the hall and get blinded by the hall lights lol
-go into the foyer, pass pac-man and 2f on the wya to the kitchen
-rip open the duct taped freezed to get a turkey. void-chan's corpse is gone, pea's corpse remains
-cook the turkey. soundcloudrope comes in and starts dancing
-once its done, i rip of a drumstick and give it to soundcloudrudder as thanks. he accepts, and i take the other drumstick for myself. we both go to the foyer
-in the foyer, 2f is going into the onsen; there is more ripped tape on the onsen door. i walk thru the foyer and notice a terrible smell
-go up the main stairs with songcloudsonger down the east bedroom hall, where we both go to our bedrooms. also, we're both holding our drumsticks still.
-i enter my bedroom and put the drumstick on my dresser along with the goggles. sleeptime

-wake up, dark, yadda yadda
-pass Someone in foyer from east stairs
-they go to the garden, i go to the dining room, two other people are coming downstairs
-i get to garden supplies as a Clown enters the kitchen
-i get a Torch and some gravedigging and quarantine supplies (a shovel and duct tape)
-void-chan isnt where she died
-beowulf goes to garden supplies too
-BOOM, wish i had a rocket launcher
-void-chan is in the freezer
-quarantine freezer, light torch
-drag void through foyer, past the fight, hearing diantha in the crowd, and seeing stir heading to the onsen, someone is sweeping a flashlight over the room too
-find pyramid head mask in garden
-bury void chan
-leave garden, find beo under chandelier
-water bottle is empty, cant wake him up
-go to onsen, see reptar leave head to armory
-get some onsen water while adam sandler enters
-adam sandler strips so i quarantine the onsen too
-wake beowulf with onsen water
-he gets up and thanks me
-then gets dragged away by an unseen force
-wait, whats that smell
-leave up main stairs with two finger
-pedigree is walking from armory to east stairs, pac man is in foyer
-two finger goes east with monotaro
-i go to the SEX ROOM to inspect it for health and safety
-diantha is waiting for beowulf but he hasnt arrived yet, i tell her what i saw
-i take a hotdog in a jar to inspect later
-try to nail her door shut but cant while holding torch
-two finger passes and goes downstairs instead of helping me
-i leave as pac-man arrives
-go to bed

This post was last modified: Nov 25, 2017 at 3:22 PM by God.

It started with a Clown in the Hallway, who was removing is OP Glasses. He was Playing With His Balls whilst he heads down the Hall. I put on a Pyramid head. It's awfully hard to see out of this thing in the dark, so I fall down the Stairs. I stumble my way to the Armory to get the dynamite. My only calling in life is to somehow get the car into my bedroom. I may have made little progress last night, but I am quite determined to not give up, and so I lace the wall of the Garage with Dynamite. I take cover in the Garden as the dynamite blows up.

It's about this time that the late Beowulf (May He Rest In Piece) and SoundcloudRapper are about to fight. I watch them do a really tense staredown at each other, and I see so much anger and hatred in their eyes that I feel compelled to distribute Divine Retribution onto both of them. Luckily, I had set up some explosives taped to a drone in the Armory, so I go upstairs and fly the drone into the chandelier. I saw that I had crushed Beowulf, and having thought that I had restored Good in the Realm, I retire to my bed. I woke up to find out that my attempt had not been successful, but he had succumbed to some other scallywag's plot anyway. It is, as the saying goes, that God Works In Mysterious Ways.

@Elyk I would like to inspect the garden

@Elyk can we check Beowulf's body and the garden as well fam