Night 1 - Drug Delivery

Kyle, the Drug Fairy:
You wake up with a pounding headache again and take a look around. Maybe the first time was just a dream?
You take a few minutes to remember who you even are and what you are doing here.

Ah, that's right, you're actually a Drug Dealer. The last thing you remember is selling some crack.

You take a look around the room before before passing out again and take note of the following:

Abilities
+ Every day you will receive a random recreational drug. You will be notified of which item when the Killing Phase begins.

Under your pillow you have found a small bag of marijuana.

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Night 1 - Actions

yo yo yo yo yO I wake the fuck up, see pillow and go "WOAH HOLY SHIET" and take the bag of marijuana, go to rec room and say "HEY BITCHES WANNA FREEBASE" and proceed to smoke some freelance crack while others take some drugs or some shit.

I go down the stairs afterwards, grab the mat and put the marijuana on there to try make my biggest smoke crack ever cuz I'm high on crack and wanna smoke HARD, so after the miarjuana blunts' done I leave it besides a potted plant to live with his mateys and go to the garden see if I can get some more GOOD material.

after that's done I go to the onsen, lie down for a whole buncha time and go back to bed and stuff.

smoek weed

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Night 1 - Results

You wake up, feeling like your PILLOW has been misplaced. Well, it is still there, it’s just that a BAG OF MARIJUANA has been placed underneath it. You shout “WOAH HOLY SHIET” and grab the bag. You exit your room and see PEDIGREE constructing a WALL in front of the WEST BATHROOM.

You enter the REC ROOM and exclaim “HEY BITCHES WANNA FREEBASE”. Except there is nobody there. You attempt to smoke FREELANCE CRACK but realize you don’t have any. Wow, this night started out great but it just keeps getting worse. You grab a lighter and then exit out the RIGHT door into the FOYER HALLWAY.

You head to the MAIN STAIRS and see BEOWULF. You offer him some CRACK, while holding up your BAG OF MARIJUANA. He says he’ll accept, then shouts “PSYCH” before heading down the STAIRS before you. During this exchange, you think you saw a GHOST head down the stairs. You’re not even high yet, are you? Dejected, you head down after BEOWULF..

At the foot of the MAIN STAIRS you see DUDE heading toward the KITCHEN. BEOWULF enters the DINING ROOM. You cross through the FOYER to the entrance and pour the MARIJUANA onto the WELCOME MAT. You then roll up the MAT to create a MASSIVE BLUNT. You light the BLUNT and smoke it. While you are doing this someone walks down the EAST STAIRS and goes somewhere.

You finish smoking the MASSIVE BLUNT and leave the remnants in a POTTED PLANT. Feeling much better now, you head into the GARDEN. You collect a bunch of LEAVES and stuff your pockets with them. Next you head to the ONSEN.

When you enter the ONSEN and hop in, without even removing your clothes. MONOTARO shows up a bit later and joins you. Even later, GOD shows up and begins to meditate.

A GHOST bursts into the ONSEN and shouts BOO. You PISS YOURSELF in FEAR and run out of the ONSEN together with MONOTARO. Together the two of you run up the MAIN STAIRS and then split up at the top. You run to your BEDROOM as DIANTHA exits her room. Once safe in bed, you go to sleep.

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Night 2 - Drug Delivery

Kyle, the Drug Fairy:
Under your pillow you have found a BOTTLE OF COUGH SYRUP.

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Night 2 - Actions

i wake up and see if fairy of drugs visited me again so I smash the fuck off my pillow and holey shiet it's a... bottle.

but WHATEVER because it's drugs and drug fairy got me it I just open it up and offer it to anyone passing by, stopping by the rec room and saying "WHAZZ>UP BITCHES WANNA FREEBASE" while I go down to the wolf furry's fucking ring and watch the fight, being careful no one around the outsides of the ring interrupts

after that I smash some bitches in the sex dungeon, stone the fuck outta myself and go back to my room

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Night 2 - Results

You wake up in your DARK BEDROOM. You feel as if something has been placed under your PILLOW again. You reach under and find a BOTTLE OF COUGH SYRUP. Is it as good as last night? Maybe, maybe not. You’re just here to have fun and this could be the ticket.

You enter the REC ROOM at the same time as MONOTARO. You ask him if he wants to FREEBASE but he just laughs at you and busts out some PAPER and CRAYONS. He then proceeds to draw a PICTURE OF PAC-MAN PISSING HIMSELF. Greatly offended, you leave out the FOYER SIDE EXIT while MONOTARO heads out the opposite DOOR.

You find yourself in the DARK once again. You make your way down the MAIN STAIRS and find the WRESTLING RING lit up with some SIDEWALK LIGHTS. MONOSHIKA is tending to BEOWULF. I guess you slept through the fight, idiot. You stand there for a bit and see SEALELEMENT heading to the KITCHEN. MONOSHIKA and TWOFINGER head up the MAIN STAIRS and BEOWULF goes into the GARDEN rather quickly. PEDIGREE runs from the ARMORY HALL to the EAST STAIRS.

You realize that there’s a TERRIBLE SMELL. You then feel something TICKLE your DICK. Now this is the kind of action you were looking for tonight. You look down and see a DARK BLOB with a POOP COVERED HAND sticking out of it. Terrified, you run up the MAIN STAIRS.

You see SOMEONE pass by you and head into the REC ROOM. You bang on the SEX DUNGEON DOOR. DIANTHA answers, visibly disappointed to see you. She tells you that you can’t come in but you force yourself in anyways. You pull out your COUGH SYRUP and offer her some. Before she can respond you just chug the ENTIRE BOTTLE. After that she succeeds in KICKING YOU OUT.

You head back to your BEDROOM and find MONOTARO’S DRAWING OF YOU on your DOOR. Damn what a shitty night, at least you have your DRUGS. You enter and go to sleep.

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Night 3 - Drug Delivery

Kyle, the Drug Fairy:
A SMALL BAG OF CRACK has been left under your PILLOW.

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Night 3 - Actions

I wake the FUCK up and -wait a minute- heck I missed the fairy BUT I got myself some sick CRACK

so I put my man leotard on and knock on DIa's door instantly getting in saying "YO YO YO YO YOOOO WHAT IT IS MOTHERFUCKERS" offering everyone inside some freebase and tryina smash cuz pac-man's high on crack but if I do get kicked out again I'mma just go to the rec room and watch some porn smoking my fairy crack

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Night 3 - Results

You wake up and reach under your PILLOW. HOLY SHEIT! It is some CRACK. Excited, you exit your BEDROOM. You see ADAM SANDLER at his DOOR, about to enter his BEDROOM. You quickly enter DIANTHA’S BEDROOM. She is not there yet though, so you hold in your EXCITEMENT. Her DOOR is covered with some ROMANTIC COMIC SCENES.

The wait is not long, DIANTHA soon arrives. You ask her if she wants to FREEBASE and she agrees. The two of you SMOKE some CRACK together and start to get FRISKY. She starts to pull down your PANTS as you make WAKA WAKA NOISES. But then she stops. What happened? Could it be because you are just a YELLOW ORB and have no DICK? She pushes you away.

Then MONOTARO enters the BEDROOM, wearing just a SWIMSUIT. Her EYES light up again and she goes over to pull down his SWIMSUIT. When she does though she finds that he also has no DICK. No longer in the mood, she climbs into BED and falls asleep. You and MONOTARO look at each other. The MOOD is right and you’re both looking for some LOVE. You cling to MONOTARO and attempt to MAKE OUT. This is the last thing you remember.

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Night 4 - Drug Delivery

Kyle, the Drug Fairy:
Laxatives, bitch.

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Night 4 - Actions

i wake the fuck up grab my laxative, pour it inside stuff in the rec room, go back to my room and shoot myself with a dart right directly to my skull to knock me tHE FUCK out

(Haha, that was the first plan.)

i wake the fuck up gRAB MY SICK LAXATIVES and uhh, uhhhhh... head to the kitchen n pour it over all consumable stuff to get people onto the shitter and enjoy my crack in peace, so I grab a lighter and lit up the plants in the garden to REPRESENT YOUR LOVE FOR WEED AND CRACK.

go back to the kitchen, grab a laxated orange and go to dia's door and give it to her while offering MORE freebase

then shoot a dart to nowhere and go to jail

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Night 4 - Results

You wake up and look under your PILLOW. You find some LAXATIVES. Damn, how are you going to have fun with these? You hatch and idea. You exit your BEDROOM along with the TRANQUILIZER GUN that was on your DRESSER. It is loaded with just a NORMAL DART.

You head over to the REC-ROOM. SUPERCHAO bursts out of the BALL PIT, scattering them all over the ROOM. He exits toward the FOYER while carrying many BALLS. You open the MINI FRIDGE and pour some of your LAXATIVES into the BEVERAGES there.

You avoid the BALLS and exit to the UPPER FOYER. You look across and see a GORILLA and MONOSHIKA outside of the CLOTHING ROOM. The GORILLA takes out a DART GUN and shoots MONOSHIKA who falls to the FLOOR. Oh shit! You escape down the MAIN STAIRS, tripping on some BALLS that were left on them.

You recover when you reach the FOYER. The GORILLA is coming down the STAIRS. You head into the GARDEN. There you see SUPERCHAO getting dragged into the BUSHES. You ignore him and collect some LEAVES. You light up the LEAVES using your LIGHTER and start smoking them. You exit and head across the FOYER toward the KITCHEN. PEDIGREE trips down the MAIN STAIRS.

The GORILLA exits from the OFFICE as you enter the KITCHEN. You find and ORANGE and pour the rest of your LAXATIVES onto it. You dispose of the BOTTLE in the TRASH there. You leave the KITCHEN and head into the FOYER, passing by TWOFINGER as he comes from the FOYER.

SUPERCHAO exits from the GARDEN. The two of you go up the MAIN STAIRS together. You are careful this time not to step on any BALLS. SUPERCHAO doesn’t trip either. You head to DIANTHA’S ROOM and SUPERCHAO heads to the CLOTHING ROOM.

You reach the SEX DUNGEON DOOR and knock on it. DIANTHA answers, holding a BIG BLACK DILDO. You force your way in and try to offer her the ORANGE but it seems she doesn’t the ORANGE or YOU. MONOTARO shows up as well. He is wearing only a BELT with a TRANQUILIZER GUN strapped to himself like a DICK.

MONOTARO tries to fire his TRANQUILIZER GUN but hits his own FOOT, passing out. You take out your TRANQUILIZER GUN to show that you can do better. You shoot yourself in the FOOT too. Oh wait, your DART didn’t even have any TRANQUILIZER in it. You fall to the FLOOR pretending to be knocked out.

DIANTHA gets into BED and goes to sleep. You feign it a little longer before getting up and leaving to return to your own BEDROOM, seeing the GORILLA come back up the MAIN STAIRS. You fall asleep, still holding your ORANGE.

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Night 5 - Drug Delivery

Kyle, the Drug Fairy:
Mushrooms made out of mushrooms.

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Night 5 - Actions

wake up, oh SHIT it's the drug fairy and brought me a mushroom, so I GO TO THE REC-... dining room, sit on one of the tables changing each time so nobody can push some shit out in my head and CUT THE MUSHROOM WITH SOME KNIVES TO SEE HOW IT'S LIKE FROM THE INSIDE and leave it there without eating it, so then I REALLy go downstaris to the rec room and play FOOSBALL with myself cuz that's fun unless someone joins me then it cool

then I steel som tools from the garage and go backupstaris via east hall all way to my room cuz it cool

peacs

kyle: what tools do you want

pac-man: idk anything there is on there

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Night 5 - Results

You wake up and like usual, check under your PILLOW. Tonight you find MUSHROOMS. You exit your BEDROOM and see PEDIGREE in front of DIANTHA’S BEDROOM with a HAMMER, NAILING the DOOR. You enter the DINING ROOM.

You find that the TABLE is actually set with PLATES and UTENSILS. You sit on the TABLE instead of a CHAIR for some reason and cut the MUSHROOMS on the PLATE using a BUTTER KNIFE. You inspect what is inside. You find that the MUSHROOMS are actually made of MUSHROOMS. I don’t know what you were expecting. You leave the MUSHROOMS behind and head out the FOYER SIDE DOOR.

You proceed down the MAIN STAIRS, passing by MONOTARO on the way up. He is equipped with a SCOPED SNIPER RIFLE and HELMET. You forgot about the BALLS on the MAIN STAIRS so you trip down them again. Good job. You stand up and cross through the FOYER to the REC ROOM seeing SOMEONE crawling along the FLOOR and into the STUDY. You also hear some GUN FIRE. Did you accidentally take the MUSHROOMS? You enter the REC ROOM.

Inside the REC ROOM you play FOOSBALL by yourself for a while until PEDIGREE shows up. He hands you a bottle of WEED KILLER. He assures you that it was actually misprinted, and is in fact some KILLER WEED. You take his gift and leave toward the GARAGE as PEDIGREE sits on the COUCH and gets out a GAMEBOY.

You notice that the HALL has BULLET HOLES everywhere. You enter the GARAGE, grab a WRENCH, and put it your POCKET. You leave and head up the EAST STAIRS, finding more BULLET HOLES. What kind of battle took place here. You find BULLET HOLES in the EAST BEDROOM HALL as well. They seem to stop when you reach GOD’S ROOM. You continue through the HALL.

You enter the UPPER FOYER and ADAM SANDLER joins you, coming from in front of the GARDEN. He asks you if you want to get HIGH TOGETHER as you walk across the UPPER FOYER together to your BEDROOMS. You stop in front of his BEDROOM DOOR and excitedly show him your KILLER WEED. He calls you an IDIOT and then enters his own BEDROOM. You enter your BEDROOM and place the KILLER WEED on your DRESSER for tomorrow. You then fall asleep.

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Night 6 - Drug Delivery

Kyle, the Drug Fairy:
A POWER PILL has been placed under your PILLOW. This will allow you to grow a DICK.

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Night 6 - Actions

i wake up supa early, take power pill SAVE IT TIGHT IN MY POCKET, grab the killer weed and put it outside my room

I light up the killer weed on the floor, in front of my door, and RUN THE FUCK OUT TO THE CLOTHING ROOM

in the clothing room i put some clothes altogether and hide inside of them, sleeping there

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Night 6 - Results

RIP

Night One Submission

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EXIT my room and PROCEED to the closest BATHROOM, where I will erect a wall, BLOCKING the ENTRANCE.

Whatever time I have left will be spent playing VIDEO GAMES in the REC ROOM before I head back to bed.

Night One Results

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You wake up, feeling the urge to prevent others from pooping. You exit your room and see BEOWULF, stark naked. He looks at you and you nod in approval before he runs away.

You head over to the WEST BATHROOM and begin constructing your wall. The work is intense, so you just focus on it and ignore anyone passing by. It takes a considerable amount of time, but finally you complete the wall. Trump would be proud.

You turn around and head to the REC ROOM. As you enter TWOFINGER exits. You sit down on the COUCH and start playing some MARIO PARTY 2. Unfortunately nobody else ever shows up. You get bored and exit to the LEFT. MONOSHIKA round the corner towards the FOYER. You return to your BEDROOM and sleep.

Night Two Submission

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I pull out my SMART PHONE and notice there are no bars indicating a SIGNAL. I shrug this off and activate its FLASHLIGHT MODE which will only light up a limited area in front of me in a cone and takes up one of my hands of course. I will tie the WOOD to my back using some ROPE that was holding the WINDOW CURTAINS open. I will shove my NAILS into my POCKETS and carry the HAMMER in my other hand to DEFEND myself.

I will proceed down the WEST STAIRS and go through the DINING HALL and out the other side, taking the long way around to the ARMORY. I will then attempt to BUILD A WALL, holstering my SMART PHONE in my front SHIRT POCKET to see what I am doing.

Once the WALL is done or someone STOPS ME, my action will be to collect my SMART PHONE, head up the EAST STAIRS towards the REC ROOM and play some SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY.

Actually, add to my action: I will also RECORD VIDEO while I go through the HALLS and while I work on the WALL
using my SMART PHONE

Night Two Results

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You wake up in the dark and fish around your DRESSER for your SMARTPHONE. You remember that you don’t have one, and settle for a FLASHLIGHT that you find inside instead. You equip your HAMMER and tie some WOOD to your back using a CURTAIN STRING. You exit your room and see TWOFINGER coming down the HALL with a FLASHLIGHT.

The two of your head down the WEST STAIRS together and into the FOYER. You two reach the bottom of the STAIRS and hear an EXPLOSION up above you. You both look up and see the CHANDELIER fall down, crushing BEOWULF. Thankfully for him, it seems like his SHIELD and METAL CHAIR took most of the hit. The two of you then continue into the DINING ROOM together. TWOFINGER begins to collect a bunch of WEAPONS while you continue on through.

You head through the HALL and pass by the KITCHEN. You pass by ADAM SANDLER, arms full of CAR PARTS and TOOLS, trying to get into the OFFICE. You pass through the FOYER and see nobody there except BEOWULF underneath the CHANDELIER. You proceed to the ARMORY and start trying to build a WALL to block the DOOR.

Soon though someone wearing a REPTAR MASK pushes past you and steps over the WALL. Shortly after SOUNDCLOUDRAPPER pushes by you again to exit the ARMORY. He heads off toward the GARAGE. You go back to work.

You smell something terrible. THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN YOU FEEL A TICKLE ON YOUR CROTCH WHAT?! You look down and see a DARK BLOB with a POOP COVERED HAND sticking out. You grab your HAMMER and FLASHLIGHT and get the FUCK out of there. You pass through the FOYER in a rush, noticing a FEW PEOPLE there but not who they are.

You climb up the EAST STAIRS and proceed up the HALL. At the other end you see TWOFINGER. He starts flicking his FLASHLIGHT at you and charges with a PISTOL… except he is holding it BACKWARDS. You flick your FLASHLIGHT too and charge with your HAMMER. He swings the PISTOL at you but you block it using the HAMMER and continue running. Why does it seem like everyone is out to get you tonight?

You cross over to the REC ROOM, seeing PAC-MAN climb up the MAIN STAIRS and head to DIANTHA’S ROOM. You enter the REC ROOM and play SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY for a bit. When you are satisfied you walk back to your BEDROOM.

Night Three Submission

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I'm going to break through the WALL between BEOWULF'S ROOM and my own and STEAL A SPARE FURSUIT, putting it on as a DISGUISE and MOVE TALL FURNITURE LIKE A DRESSER OR SOMETHING to COVER THE HOLE IN THE WALL leading into MY ROOM. I will then use BEOWULF'S BEDSHEETS to try and SWEEP any DUST from DRAGGING THE FURNITURE underneath BEOWULF's BED and HIDE THE SHEETS in the DRESSER.

From there I will PROCEED INTO THE LIBRARY. I will PLAY ONE LETTER in HANGMAN. Once the COAST IS CLEAR, I will take my HAMMER, and use it to PRY THE GIANT CHALKBOARD AWAY FROM THE WALL enough that the SLIGHTEST TOUCH like say PLAYING HANGMAN will KNOCK IT OVER on top of someone. Hopefully, it is heavy enough to KILL.

I will then FLEX MY MUSCLES and AWOO at everyone I pass as I return to BEOWULF'S ROOM. I will RETURN THE FURSUIT where I found it. I will SHIFT THE DRESSER enough that I can get through, PULL IT BACK INTO PLACE and then shift a DRESSER in front of the HOLE IN MY ROOM as well. I will then GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

//OUT OF CHARACTER REQUEST: I'm going to claim to be AFK if my kill is rolled. Please don't confirm whether or not someone was AFK if that happens. Thanks.//

Night Three Results

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You wake up and immediately get to work. You spend quite some time removing part of the WALL between your BEDROOM and BEOWULF’S BEDROOM. You pass through the HOLE and open up his CLOSET. Inside you find a FURSUIT. You remove BEOWULF’S BEDSHEETS and use them to sweep up DUST from your WALL REMOVAL underneath his BED. You stuff the BEDSHEETS into his DRESSER.

You slide his DRESSER so it blocks the HOLE. While doing so you note that the DRESSER has a MIRROR on it. Anyways, you leave his BEDROOM and enter the HALLWAY. You walk to the STUDY. As you walk down the HALL you see DIANTHA’S BEDROOM DOOR is covered with CLIMAX SCENES from DOUJINS. You pass by someone wearing a SHARK MASK, FINS, and WADERS heading down the MAIN STAIRS. You FLEX and AWOO at them.

Inside the STUDY you find GOD wearing WADERS. They were looking through the BOOKS but seem unable to find what they wanted. They tell you “Peace be with you” and leave the STUDY. You walk over to the CHALKBOARD and using your HAMMER, attempt to pry it off the WALL. You manage to get the CHALKBOARD pulled mostly off of the WALL. Satisfied with your work you return to the UPPER FOYER and head back toward BEOWULF’S ROOM.

You round the corner to see MONOSHIKA heading into the REC ROOM. You FLEX and AWOO at her before entering BEOWULF’S BEDROOM. You remove the FURSUIT and put it back in the CLOSET. You shift the DRESSER and return to your ROOM through the HOLE.

You pull BEOWULF’S DRESSER a bit so it covers the HOLE. You shift your own DRESSER so it covers the HOLE on your side. You then go to sleep, hoping that your kill happens.

You wake up in the morning to find that your TRAP has sprung, crushing DUDE and killing him.

Night Four Submission

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I'm going to equip my HAMMER for SELF-DEFENSE and proceed DOWNSTAIRS and head for the GIANT PAINTING OF FRUIT. I take the long way around, walking by most of the BEDROOMS to get there.

Once there, I am going to PRY the GIANT PAINTING from the wall. Searching to see if there's something hidden there.

Once done searching, I'm going to nail the GIANT PAINTING over the door to the ARMORY to block it and spend the rest of the night in the ONSEN, scrubbing obsessively to try to wash the BLOOD from my hands. Note: There's no blood, only GUILT for getting GOD lynched.

Night Four Results

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You wake up and find a TRANQUILIZER GUN on your DRESSER. You ignore it and opt for your trusty HAMMER. You exit your BEDROOM and head to the UPPER FOYER through the HALLWAY. You walk down the STAIRS and trip, because somebody put BALL PIT BALLS on them. At the bottom of the STAIRS you see PAC-MAN, smoking some LEAVES, heading from the GARDEN toward the KITCHEN HALLWAY. A GORILLA emerges from the KITCHEN HALLWAY. You compliment their FURSUIT and they show you a TIGER PHOTO, but it isn’t as cool.

The two of you walk toward the ARMORY together as TWOFINGER falls down the MAIN STAIRS too. The GORILLA enters the ARMORY and you go over to the FRUIT PAINTING. You find that it has a STICKY NOTE on it with the message “DON’T JERK OFF TO THIS”. You laugh at the idea and pry it off of the WALL. There is no SECRET behind it.

You carry the PAINTING over to the ARMORY DOOR. The GORILLA exits with a TIGER SHIELD and you use your HAMMER and NAILS to cover the DOOR with the PAINTING. After you have completed the task you head through the FOYER and into the ONSEN. You start washing your HANDS to keep your mind off of the guilt of your MURDER… and you can’t stop thinking about that SEXY ORANGE in the FRUIT PAINTING.

The GORILLA enters and makes GORILLA NOISES at you. They then toss some MEAT into the ONSEN and leave. TWOFINGER exits right after, carrying a BURLAP SACK that makes you feel sick to look at. He takes out a TRANQUILIZER GUN and shoots you. You pass out.

You wake up with a SHARP PAIN in your ANKLE. You look around to find yourself in the GARDEN. Too tired to bother returning to your room, you fall back asleep.

Night Five Submission

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-Equip HAMMER and NAILS.
-Proceed to DIANTHA'S ROOM and NAIL THE DOOR SHUT. Now I'm not gonna be cucked when I hear all about the sexy time in the dungeon. Good. Besides, I'm sure those fuckers are into bondage like this.
-I am gonna take the shortest route to the GARDEN SUPPLY ROOM and grab something TOXIC.
-SEARCH for CRACK-MAN. I will attempt to convince that doped up fucker that the TOXIC CHEMICAL I have will give him the greatest high he's ever had. Promising he'd want to die after experiencing a high he could never exceed.
-Succeed or fail, I will leave the TOXIC CHEMICAL with CRACK-MAN and head to the REC ROOM to play VIDEO GAMES until I pass out.

Night Five Results

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You wake up and equip your HAMMER and NAILS. You exit and head to DIANTHA’S BEDROOM. You take out your NAILS and start to attempt to nail the DOOR shut. However, you seem to not understand how DOORS work. Putting NAILS into the DOOR does not actually nail it shut. Maybe you should have asked to build a wall instead. You stand here doing this for a little bit, noticing PAC-MAN exit his room at some point.

You head down the WEST BEDROOM HALL and then the WEST STAIRS. You enter the GARDEN SUPPLIES and find a BOTTLE OF WEED KILLER. You cross through the CLOTHING ROOM and enter the FOYER. You see TWOFINGER exiting the STUDY and head toward the LOWER WEST HALL. You enter the REC ROOM.

Inside the REC ROOM you find PAC-MAN. You hand him the WEED KILLER and tell him that it is actually some KILLER WEED. He thanks you for the GIFT. You sit down on the COUCH with a GAMEBOY. PAC-MAN leaves toward the LOWER EAST HALL. The GAMEBODY is loaded with the KING JAMES BIBLE. You read some GENESIS until you fall asleep.

Night Six Submission

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-Spray MONSTER REPELLANT on myself.
-Exit into the BEDROOM HALL, wielding my HAMMER defensively above my head and hugging the wall.
-DASH over into the DINING ROOM and retrieve a MOUNTED HUNTING WEAPON.
-Make sure the SAFETY is on, then check for AMMO.
-If there is no AMMO, smash up some PLATES from the DINING ROOM and load the weapon.
-Shove the HAMMER into a knapsack made from a TABLECLOTH and secure it to my BELT LOOP. (Yeah I'm wearing pants).
-DISENGAGE SAFETY and hug the wall as I approach the OPPOSITE DINING ROOM EXIT as I make a sweeping motion from side to side to cover the room.

-If I see the MONSTER, I am going to unload the HUNTING WEAPON into it and try to ESCAPE.
-If someone else approaches me and appears HOSTILE, I will shoot them in the leg to DISABLE THEM and ESCAPE. My intent is not to kill with such a shot.
-If I am out of AMMO, I will defend instead with my HAMMER.

-As I re-enter the HALL from the opposite DINING ROOM exit, I will glance around each corner with the gun pointed out in front of me, then approach the FOYER STAIRS cautiously .
-Coming down the FOYER STAIRS, I will scan the room with a sweeping motion and then make a break for the ARMORY.
-I will THREATEN anyone in the ARMORY and tell them to leave then shove some SHELVES in front of the door and make my last stand there, surrounded with BACKUP WEAPONS.
-I will wait out there the rest of the night.

To be clear, I mean load the gun with the plate glass shards if there is no AMMO in the weapon.

Night Six Results

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You wake up and spray your MONSTER REPELLENT on. Will it work? I guess you know it did since you have an ACCOUNT. You take your HAMMER and exit into the HALL. You notice that it suddenly gets DARK and feel a TERRIBLE PRESENCE. You fumble your way into the DINING HALL where it is light again. Weird.

You look for a HUNTING WEAPON but they seem to all be missing. You pull the TABLECLOTH off in such a manner that nothing sitting on top breaks. Too bad nobody else was around to see it. You feed it through your BELT LOOPS to make a some sort of SATCHEL which you then put your HAMMER inside. You take a PLATE with you for protection.

You exit the DINING HALL into the UPPER FOYER. You look around. A SHADOWY BEING is dragging a BLOODY SACK into the ONSEN. A smaller, SHADOWY BEING slides along the FOYER FLOOR toward the CLOTHING ROOM. There is also a SHADOWY BEING that is CRYING which is heading into the REC ROOM. Scary stuff. ADAM SANDLER is leaving the REC ROOM in a hurry.

You head down the MAIN STAIRS. ADAM SANDLER is coming up them. He has a KATANA and tosses a SHURIKEN at you. You block it with your PLATE. Good thing you took that. You pass through the FOYER to the ARMORY.

You step through the PAINTING and feel your FOOT touch something. It EXPLODES, knocking you back into the HALL. You lay there for a minute until you hear some CRYING coming toward you. You get up in a rush and enter the ARMORY. There is no SHELF with which to block the DOOR, so you just hide in the CORNER until you fall asleep.

Night Seven Submission

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If I live long enough I will point my gun at TWO FINGER first and fire until I reach my first bullet, putting it in his brain, and then unload the rest into ADAM SANDLER until he takes the second bullet to the brain.

To which Elyk said... "It might not have been clear in the post but you can only select one target and have to give a specific number of shots. I am going to interpret this as TWOFINGER for all 6 shots."

RIP