Welcome to Purgatory. The finest restaurant in the afterlife. We have the finest meals your actions in life can afford you, seasoned with all the sins, small or large, you've ever committed. If you're at all dissatisfied with Mr. Hades' offering, why not come spend your afterlife here?

Of course, as there's only one waiter (myself), it may take a while for your meal to be delivered. But don't be alarmed, it'll be with you shortly... in the grand scheme of things.