You know, I don't know what came over me and why, but I suddenly feel...enlightened?



It's certainly weird, but I feel like that former hack Atua isn't as bad as I made him out to be. In the grand scheme of things, compared to Him, everything's seemed so insignificant and petty. Truly, He is the only one more powerful than me! Oh right, I did things last night, didn't I?

As soon as I got out of my room, I was put into the right spirits by a poignant song of pained screaming by...someone. The Other Monokuma, on the other hand, was walking away sheepishly. I went to the Tiki Bar to grab myself a Heineken, and to the seat next to me was Angie Yonaga. Right before I was going to punch that smug, worshipping face all the way to Hawaii, that's when it happened...



She taught me everything there is to know about the tropical lord above! I know it's hypocritical for a god to worship another god, but I just can't get enough of the guy! I went to Pool Supplies, passing Ramona Flowers glowing swimming in the pool with a shark toy on the way. I grabbed a nifty Super Soaker, and I went through the Ticket Office to the Casino, where Granny Betsy was stuffing sausages down her lingerie. I doubt Atua would condone such behavior, especially for someone who's been granted the gift of life again. After spraying her, I also spray a naked Shoey and head to Backstage. It looked like the comedy show already started, so I decided to dress for the occasion and put on a costume as that dazzling hunk, Jerry Seinfeld. Granny Betsy follows me as I go up the stairs to the Catwalk.

Granny goes back downstairs, and right before I could load the sound machine with my special gospel music, Turb was already manning the station. So I did what Atua told me to do and shoved him aside, and I put on the Seinfeld theme. I reminded everyone of their vices by shouting "VIRIDI DIED FOR YOUR SINS" into the mic, and I go downstairs, passing yet another Plague Doctor going up.



I entered the Bowling Alley, as Maitre talked to me in private and said he wanted to play a few rounds with me, but as he was running late, I was pretty much a sitting duck. I see my fellow disciple Angie leaving the Artist Room after she built another gorgeous likeness of Atua out of human remains. The legs on the head was brilliant symbolism for His shining crown! Boo Boo entered and left for the bedrooms, and I saw Angie again as she headed for the elevator. The power suddenly went out, followed by a ringing bell and this gargantuan crash, and Maitre finally arrived from the Elevator, in a daze and carrying this odd flashlight. Before we could start a game, he suddenly grabbed my arms, and...



thaT BASTARD SHOVED MY HANDS INTO THE BOWLING BALL DISPENSER, REMOVING MY TWO PERFECT HANDS! London came from the Elevator with a pillowcase, but the imbecile was too busy daydreaming about her yacht collection to save me, and she went to the Bedrooms! Maitre left, and I didn't follow, leaving it to Atua to decide the swift judgement for this conniving prick!



I stumble through the hallways, experiencing excruciating pain the likes of which I've never felt before. I noticed some people passing, but I was too busy drifting in and out of consciousness to look at their faces well. I enter the Arcane Library as The Other Monokuma leaves, and although I was planning to do some light reading, it's a bit hard to read a book when your hands haVE BEEN REPLACED WITH STUMPS! The book I did try to open fell to the ground, revealing a hidden taser. Before I could investigate it, the blood loss got to me and I passed out.

But don't worry, I'll be fine! Atua has a plan for me, no matter how dark it is!

Well I guess I'm 0/2 for murder attempts. Goes to show that only poor people can get away with murder. Boo you!

After my most recent night of beauty sleep, I awake with the grace only afforded to rich heiresses like myself. I yawn, and begin to rehearse my script for a few minutes. I've been planning this gala for a few nights now, but darn it I want to look FABULOUS on stage. I grab my pillowcase and take my knife with me, for reasons...

I pop over to the Sports Bar to grab another bottle of Jack Daniels as thanks to my Maddie for the evening for helping me out. I see a Lumpy Monokuma in by the staircase, and he shuffles down it awkwardly. Silly bear! Turb shows up right on time, and we head to the Catwalk together to go over the plan again. We push Yohane out, who was grabbing a speaker.

During my comedy gala, I was planning to murder one of you by signalling Turb to kill the lights and for me to creep up on the person on stage, stab them, and push them into the audience along with myself to make it seem like we were attacked from behind. This plan would've worked better if I was actually able to enact it on Night 3 when the stage wasn't so big, but I digress, and still tried to make it work.

I grab my microphone for the night, and exit. I witness Angie heading down the spiral staircase, and head to the ??? elevator, noticing Raptor in the Bowling Alley, jerking off while maintaining full eye contact. I've never felt so threatened in my life!

I grab the mannequin, which has a dress I prepared ages ago, and depart on 1F, passing by Maitre D'eath as he enters the elevator from the Pool. He takes it down. I head to the Security Room to get changed, passing by Angie near the waterslide. I then switch on the cameras, as I was planning to record the whole Gala so I can sell it to a hot-shot TV producer and get my own show on Netflix, but also to see who I could frame for my murder onstage later.

I set up a quick trap with my bottle of Jack Daniels to ward people off from entering the Security Room and messing with my recordings, but it was all for naught in the end as the footage was corrupted by the power-out anyway. I dress down the mannequin, put on my costume, take my knife, and depart for the show, noticing Shoey gambling in the nude, his thong wrapped around his neck like a scarf.

Passing through the Pool room again, I notice Angie in the pool with a shovel and some tape. I see a fancy looking man as I'm heading backstage, and when I arrive I notice a few audience members, but can't tell who they are thanks to the lighting we set up. I didn't really care at this point, I figure I'd pick my target when they come up on stage.

After a while, I begin the show, and tell my most fabulous comedy routine an actor from Disney Channel can muster. I expect the crowd to give me plenty of applause, but I get a BOO YOU from The Other Monokuma. Boo you instead! I decide to call him up since he thinks he's hot shit, and he begins Monokuma Theatre to middling reception.

Then, the murder plan begins as I decide to call upon Yohane to the stage. For some reason I think she's up to no good, and give Turb the signal that she will be our target. My suspicions are confirmed when she blasts Seinfeld music and a Big Bang Theory Laugh Track through the speaker.

Enough is enough.

I hear the Seinfeld music change to Metal Gear Rising Music, expecting Turb to cut the audio and lights any second so I can approach Yohane with my knife, when suddenly, everything cuts out, from the music to the lights to the audio from my Mic. That wasn't part of the plan, but I roll with it anyway. Using my carefully positioned chair, I walk forward to Yohane while she's still standing there, expecting to collide with her at some point and finish her off with a knife in the back.

Suddenly, I hear someone singing OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD, then as luck would have it, a bright beam of light illuminates the Theatre. It's Angie, and she's firing laser eyes at the ceiling. She hits a sandbag and it falls next to Granny Betsy in the audience, but the beam of light exposes me brandishing a knife, and I narrowly avoid being hit with another heavy sandbag, which falls straight in front of me and kills Yohane before I can.

I hear a bell toll, and with my plan a failure, conclude the evening and rush backstage. Suddenly, I'm attacked by a man wearing a Plague Doctor outfit, but hide in a change room to escape pursuit, but not before he ruins my outfit! I hear a loud crash from somewhere. What on earth is going on tonight? People were supposed to be paying attention to ME and adoring ME at the Gala, not running around in plague doctor outfits and cutting off the power during my show! I wish Daddy was here to save me from such relentless persecution!

My comedy gala murder a complete failure, and my dress ruined, I decide to head back to the Security Room to check the footage for the night anyway, passing by Angie gambling and a present box on the table. Someone enters Backstage behind me, and I see Monokuma in the Casino trying to coerce Shoey into putting on clothes again. I return to the Security Room, careful to avoid the Jack colliding with me, and the power in the building returns. I redress my mannequin, and I'm probably going to burn the outfit on a later night as a reminder that this show was a complete failure. I check the footage, and let out a hearty BOO YOU as the footage is corrupted. Everything is awful.

Through the Security Room window, I notice The Other Monokuma enter the casino with a ton of poker chips, showing something small and round to the Real Monokuma, who chuckes and tells him something. The Real Monokuma departs upstairs, while the Other Monokuma begins gambling with Shoey.

I dismantle my Jack Daniels trap, taking everything with me aside from the Mannequin and return upstairs. In the Bowling Alley, Maitre Death shoves Jerry Seinfeld's hands into the Ball dispenser. Ha!

With a sigh of regret at tonight's actions, I enter my bedroom and fall asleep for the night. Boo you all!

Angie wants to open the box in the casino!


What's inside? Let her see!

Inside the box is the head of ARCHER, severed at the neck messily. His head is caved in in many spots, and his face is badly shredded.

Nyahahahahaha! Tonight was truly a divine night, even if Angie's plan failed completely! If nothing else, she created another beautiful sculpture in Atua's name, and gained a convert to Him in Hades! Angie is very, very happy about that - a living convert is even better than a kill sent to Atua! But she will make sure to capture those who killed Yohane and You, so that she can resurrect someone and convert them to Atua's divine grace!


Awakening with a prayer to Atua, Angie headed out of her room and to the staircase, ready to do Atua's holy work tonight! She went downstairs to the pool supplies, where Angie noticed that Ramona was leaving the breakfast buffet from all the way across the beach. You don't have long, Ramona! Accept Atua before it's too late! When Angie reached pool supplies, Atua had told her exactly what to take - a shovel and some tape! It's all a part of His divine will.


Angie then went over to the lobby, passing by The Other Monokuma as he exited, and she entered the pool! Heading over to the waterslide, Angie prepared the fake attempt that would cover for her fake attempt, by taping the shovel to the waterslide! Someone would slide down into this and think it was to kill them, but actually to knock it aside... not that it mattered, but it would have been perfect to claim as a fake attempt had her real attempt rolled. While Angie was working on this, she saw London dragging something into the security room, while Maitre D'eath left that room for the elevator room. As Angie finished up the trap, she also saw someone in the fancy dress and masquerade mask leave the security room for the casino! But Atua's divine insight has told her who that must be, nyahahahahahaha!


Once Angie had finished her trap, it was time for her to carry out some artistic inspiration! In order to carry it out, she left the lobby for the beach house, seeing Ramona paddle around very un-divinely as The Other Monokuma left towards the bedrooms. He didn't even see Angie, how foolish of him! In order to properly create Atua's artistic will, Angie had to make a gift box, so she constructed it - and it looks quite well, she thinks! She also got a shovel and some rope, for later. Then she left for the tiki bar, where... it happened.


As Angie got a drink and some skewers from the tiki bar, and someone screamed from the bedrooms, Hades approached her, and he was converted at last! He became a loyal follower of the Church of Atua, ready to even kill and die in His name! Angie is so happy that someone finally joined the faith in Atua. Hades will be spared, or at least killed last! With her materials prepared, Angie knew that it was time to begin her grand works of art! She carried everything up to the top floor, where she entered the morgue, seeing You enter the Hydroelectric Room. Once inside, Angie began her work on Archer, working on removing his head with a shovel and placing it in the box as a gift from Atua! His death was so foolishly stupid, even Atua does not want to use him for art.


Angie then felt a bolt of divine inspiration itself strike her! She realized she must do more than what she originally planned - a mere three corpses were not enough to represent Atua's glory! So, following His will, she began to move every corpse to the skylight and throw it down to the second floor. Pea, Obama, Goku Black, Diantha, Feminist Komaeda, Mario, Caulder, Drei, Kokichi, Blanc, Viridi, Adam Sandler, and Salem... a whopping thirteen corpses, all to become art in the glorious name of Atua! Once Angie had moved them all to the second floor, she and Atua together carried them to the painting room. There, Atua entered Angie, and... well, Angie is not sure what He wrought! All she knows is that by the end, she no longer had the rope, the skewers, or the shovel, and the bodies were arranged into a wondrous masterpiece of His glory!


Her artistic masterpiece completed, Angie noticed Jerry Seinfeld enter the bowling alley as she entered the sports bar, with a main motive and a hidden motive! Angie was looking for people to convert to Neo-Communism, the new form of communism she developed in honor of Adam Sandler. She would have held a prayer circle, had there been anyone there besides Boo Boo, who left the room as Angie entered. She hopes he enjoyed the art! But besides that, Angie snuck behind the bar and grabbed a hot plate for her real murder attempt. Smuggling it out, she left and headed to the ticket office. There, Angie began to snack, keeping an eye on the breakfast buffet.


Angie wanted to wait until she saw someone in there, but she realized she was running low on time for the final phase of her plan, so she had to strike now and hope it worked! Turning on a hot plate, Angie flung it right into the buffet with the power of Atua and ran to the theater as it blazed behind her! She only regrets that she was unable to burn anyone with the fires of Atua's wrath and send them to join Him, but next time. At least she has Hades now!


Next, Angie went into the theater, where the power was out. How bizarre - it was not a divine trick of Atua's, so it must have been a trick of the living. Regardless, Angie had something very important to do, both to praise Atua and to create a fake attempt that Angie would claim was her real attempt, had she burned someone alive for Atua's name! So, she simply got on stage, and began to sing the praises of Atua, truly showing everyone how much she adores Atua. His grace shone through Angie, both in spirit and in fact!


With Atua's powers giving Angie the ability to light up the darkness, Angie saw The Other Monokuma in the audience, alongside Granny Betsy in a sexy outfit. It's okay, Granny! Atua supports the quest for love at any age! Yohane was also on stage, and Angie made her action, using Atua's divine powers to cut down a sandbag in the audience, carefully aimed to not actually kill anyone! However, someone had the same idea at the same time, and they sent a different sandbag crashing down on Yohane, killing her on impact. Something else fell to the ground, and someone else ran backstage.


Since the stage was in a shambles, Angie decided to leave under cover of darkness. As she left, a bell rang, and the entire building shook with a massive crash! Angie went into the casino, where she saw a Plague Doctor and London both leave the backstage area, and then she placed the gift box on the table. Angie is honestly disappointed. She went through all that work to leave you an exciting present, and none of you opened it! Angie had to open it herself, how disappointing. See if Angie gives you any more presents in the future!


Now that Angie had finished everything important this night, she decided to spend some time gambling, as Atua believes it is okay if you do it as a holy believer of His word. She was not the most successful, but she did manage to notice a few important things. Shoey was wearing a thong and surrounded by sausages, while The Other Monokuma was working with the first Monokuma! Or at least, showing him a badge and being told something. The Other Monokuma and Shoey started gambling, and Angie headed upstairs to bed. She noticed Jerry Seinfeld in the bowling alley, as he had no hands and he must scream! Angie ignored him and went to bed.


@Monokuma Angie does not know what, exactly, she created under Atua's divine will! She would like to investigate her sculpture in the painting room!

This post was last modified: Apr 7, 2018 at 1:03 PM by Turb.

so I was busy most of the day and then forgot to post an account when I was the main suspect for one of the murders and now I'm doing it before I go to bed


* Woke up in my room and left, heading through the Ticket Office and Casino on the way. I met up with London outside her room, where we saw some lumpy Monokuma heading downstairs. We went to the Catwalk regardless. Preparations had to be made.

* Yohane, God rest her, grabbed one of the speakers, and I got her out of there as soon as I could. London grabbed a mic so she could do her job and left me to do mine.

* I sort of just fucked off with the spotlights for a while until people started heading into the Theater. London walked on stage and started her show, while I played some tunes to introduce her.

* had to blast out that sick canned laughter. It went poorly and she was booed off the stage, while Mr. Hot Shit Other Monokuma came up and started his dumb monokuma theater routine or whatever.

* He left the stage, and shortly after, Jerry Seinfeld burst into the catwalk and blasted the Seinfeld theme while yelling about Viridi into the mic. I chased him out but the damage was already done. It was then that London signaled me to enact my half of the plan.

* After I heard her signal, I blasted MGR music and knocked myself out using a bottle of pool chlorine I stole 15 years ago, making it seem like someone else had knocked me out instead. While I had initially planned to hit the lights before knocking myself out to let London do her murder, I think it got merged with the actual blackout that coincidentally happened right after. Anyway, I was out the rest of the night.


If there's anything I can do to help clear myself, I'll gladly submit investigation requests/answer questions; I can pretty easily replicate the chlorine knockout and possibly prove that I was out for the amount of time I said I was

Sorry guys, but this is going to be pretty brief. Honestly, I'm pretty shocked that I made it this far. I'll try and explain more later.

When I woke up I saw Raptor with his trousers down and Yohane experimenting with body paint.

Pouring myself two Martins, I went downstairs and passed that psycho Shoey.

I got my masquerade costume together and went to the comedy thing. The performer sucked so I backtracked upstairs.

Up on the roof, I saw You ringing the bell. There was a clock hand digging into the bell rope. We ended up fighting, and both tumbled down the belfry. You broke my fall. He was twitching on the floor, and right as I got up to check on him, the bell came down and splattered him on the floor. The whole thing really fucked me up, so I headed back to bed.

@Monokuma investigate You's bruises; see how they're shaped, where they're most prevalent, and any other info.

Can we investigate the sandbags and see how they fell?
If they were cut, whereabouts on the rope were they cut etc.

also same questions but about the bell too

@Monokuma Angie does not know what, exactly, she created under Atua's divine will! She would like to investigate her sculpture in the painting room!

You investigate the SCULPTURE...

Several corpses are standing, suspended by rope. BLANC is stabbing OBAMA in the back with a skewer, while DIANTHA stabs BLANC in the head with a skewer, while OBAMA is standing as if he was giving a speech, but swinging the shovel and accidentally nailing DIANTHA in the head.

In the center of this circle is a sickening sight. Stitched together from rope and messily-hacked-apart chunks of flesh and bone is a horned figure. His HORNS, sticking out of his revolting flesh golem head, appear to be made from SNAPPED OFF RIBS.

You decide to never look in this room again.

@Monokuma investigate You's bruises; see how they're shaped, where they're most prevalent, and any other info.

YOU's entire body is bruised, but the bruises on his underside appear to match what would be consistent with a FALL from the BELFRY. His ribs are broken as a result, but they don't look harsh enough to have instantly killed him.

His UPPER BACK and THROAT appear to have been crushed by the BELL, and other bruises on his back are less severe, consistent with a far less heavy object landing on top of him.

Can we investigate the sandbags and see how they fell?
If they were cut, whereabouts on the rope were they cut etc.

The one crushing YOHANE appears to have landed directly on top of her from where the SANDBAG would normally be suspended. The rope is cut cleanly almost directly above it, leaving almost no ROPE attached.

The one in the SEATS however, has a large amount of ROPE attached to it still, the end of which is somewhat burned.

also same questions but about the bell too

There is a fair length of rope attached to the BELL still. It appears as if it was cut from or near the CRANK, and fell directly down.

@monokuma I'd like to check You's body and room specifically for any grab bag item. I know what the options are.

This post was last modified: Apr 7, 2018 at 4:42 PM by Maitre D'eath.

A number of things I would like to check, Mr. @Monokuma .

First, I would like to inspect Mr. You's bedroom and check his boogeyman for information.

Second, I'd like to examine the strange flashlight I discovered. I feel it does not pertain to the murders on hand but there are some of us who'd like to know what it is.

edit: okay just beat me to it raptor then i guess fine geez

I'd like to check public areas for metal shavings matching the clock hand sword!

Investigate the diagnostics panel in the Hydroelectric Room and see how exactly it was shut off.

@monokuma I'd like to check You's body and room specifically for any grab bag item. I know what the options are.

You check YOU's body. Or YOUR body, if you so desire to carry out the meme.

There is a PHYSICAL KEY in his pocket. His ROOM doesn't contain anything in the way of such objects.

First, I would like to inspect Mr. You's bedroom and check his boogeyman for information.

Second, I'd like to examine the strange flashlight I discovered. I feel it does not pertain to the murders on hand but there are some of us who'd like to know what it is.

You inspect YOU's bedroom. It seems to largely be in order, and par for the course with an average bedroom. His BOOGEYMAN, upon questioning, simply leaves the room, and never returns. You find him grieving in the CLOCK TOWER. Poor guy.

You examine the STRANGE FLASHLIGHT. It looks like, well, a FLASHLIGHT, attached to a variety of strange equipment. You turn it on, and it doesn't appear to do anything, until you shine it in your eyes...

FLASHBACK LIGHT: Show

You groan, as you wake up on a cold, dusty floor, some kind of collar around your neck. It's dark, and you can't quite discern your surroundings. Blinking, you see light creeping through a crack in the door. Trying to move your hands, you realize you're tied up, so you slowly inch towards the light, only to freeze when you hear two sets of footsteps approaching, pausing outside.

Two muffled voices begin an exchange, but you can't recognize the first, it's... distorted somehow? The second one belongs to... Archer? But...

Archer's voice, barely discernible through the door, says something about memories, and the first, distorted voice interrupts him, saying something about a keycard, and about how it should be able to keep him safe regardless, if he's smart. The voice continues, saying that if he can at least make it to... "The Merge", he should be able to use it to...

Your face bunches up, and you let out an involuntary sneeze. Before the first voice can finish the sentence, it pauses, and curses under its breath. With a short mutter from the voice about how "one of those idiots woke up early", a blistering pain erupts from the collar, and you lose consciousness.

You drop the FLASHLIGHT and rub your neck, skeletal as it is. You decide you're probably not going to touch that one again.

I'd like to check public areas for metal shavings matching the clock hand sword!

There are METAL SHAVINGS around a GRINDER in the CLOCK TOWER.

Investigate the diagnostics panel in the Hydroelectric Room and see how exactly it was shut off.

You examine the DIAGNOSTICS PANEL. It appears that the power was shut off manually, through use of the switches, rather than a blown fuse or anything.

I would like to pick up Your-You's -His - the damned PHYSICAL KEY from You's bedroom.

I would like to pick up Your-You's -His - the damned PHYSICAL KEY from You's bedroom.

You go to YOU'S ROOM and find that his key isn't there.

It's in his pocket, you idiot!

Going to his corpse, you pick up the PHYSICAL KEY, and put it back down. You can use it during INVESTIGATION, but if you want it for good, you'll have to grab it during the NIGHT PHASE.