Forgive the long wait, that damned @Yoshikage Kira sent a bomb right at me. I had to recover and everything and...

...Well, you guys are in much greater of a pickle.

@couch delivery man has been found dead in the REC ROOM, lying in a pool of blood, riddled with bullets!

He was the owner of the ROBOT SHOP!

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+ You have your own personal RC drone, packed with sturdy wheels and a decent camera feed. You can use it on most surfaces without problem.
± If it's destroyed, you're out a drone for the rest of the night. You'll get a new one the following night.
± You can't program the drone to do anything other than its default functions: Transmit Camera Feed, Move and Jump.
- You only get 25% off in purchasing your own stuff. Despite being your inventions, you forgot to read the part of the contract where it says that the mall now owns your stuff.

Another good shop owner down. The man did nothing wrong and yet you kill him. For shame.

Well, I'm sure you guys are dying for a SOLVE INCENTIVE right about now, cause I know that money talks:

Everyone gets 200 bux if you lynch the killer. Yes, this stacks with Lawyer's Insurance.

Without further ado, here are the CASE FILES!
- COUCH DELIVERY MAN's corpse is more inside than outside the REC ROOM.
- His body is riddled with bullet holes.
- A couple of bullet markings can be found around the body.
- The REC ROOM has been walled off from the left entrance.

OTHER INFO
- The REC ROOM has a couple of decorations: A painting of the MONA LISA, some gem paintings, a skeleton and a pile of ash.
- An autoturret can be seen at the FOUNTAIN.
- The SOUTH BATHROOM is quite pissed up.
- The DELIVERY BOT has not been used this night.

THE MAP

ALIVE PLAYERS
@"Harold Lott"
@him
@SYTEFREEK
@"Mafuba-Sealed Drei"
@Ainsley Harriott
@Moneybags
@Senor Cardgage
@"Travis Touchdown"
@Kamina
@STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
@Hollywood Bowl
@Yoshikage Kira
@"Bain"

This post was last modified: May 22, 2018 at 2:14 AM by Moneybags.

So, does this mean I won't be getting my couch?

I want a refund.

What a shame. He was only trying to live a quiet life, like myself.

Take out the bullets from CDM's body and inspect them

This post was last modified: May 22, 2018 at 2:30 AM by Moneybags.

While Kira is doing whatever he's doing, I'd like to search the food court for a firearm.

Also the Rec Room, of course.

Ah, another question.

May I buy a gun during the day for comparison purposes?

Oh... Couch Z stopped rapping before I showered up... I grot invitated to wash moves with Bowl. All reddy Lamborghini was washing the door before I goth-ere.

Alright lads, here we go.

I was havin' a good walk around, having a nosey. That motive sounded like a pretty easy job for a 'andy man like me, so I figured I'd give it a go.

So I headed off to the wossname, b-and-double-you bear shop. Needed some paint. Bloody place didn't even sell brushes. Ran into the other bear near there too. Smelt like cheap beer, fits the cheap-arse he is.

Think the dead guy 'eaded there too.

After that, decided to do a bit of quick gambling before I got to work. The thing's rigged, mug's game. Did nick the skeleton, though. Figured we could do up the rec room something spooky.

'Course, someone else had a better idea. Me and ol' toilet bowl head went down the escalators together, and while he headed orf to the morgue, I went for the rec room, where the beary miser was loiterin'... next to a flippin' corpse!

I chucked the skeleton into the rec room and ran off. Bear tried to bloody charge me for tossing the skeleton in, but I wasn't havin' none of that. I should be askin' for payment off him if anything! I'm owed recompense for not decorating that bloody room now!

Anyway, what else... uh, ran into the bowl menace near the morgue shortly after. Then I saw a weird overweight-skinny-wrestler by the escalators. And 'im.

After that I headed off to bed to try and put that bloody corpse off my mind.

...not before nearly bloody chokin' to death on a chili dog. bloody 'eck.

Oh... I heared Berthilda scream and jibblies upside stair two.

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Hey, it's me, Travis Touchdown. Listen up, you fuckers, I'll say what happened but you better not even believe that I'm the goddamn killer alright? If you even want to stay alive, that is.

First off, I wake up from that god-damn nut bust of yesterday. After that happens I realize "SHIT IT'S FUCKING LATE", so I hurry the fuck up to go work wherever I needed to (Can't believe I'm actually doing this). Kicking the door open, first thing I see is a shitty CHILI DOG lying on the ground, why? Hey, I won't complain though, I was hungry as fuck and the little shit was tasty. Good fucking morning.

Stepping on what was left of it, chiling out as I walked away from 'my room', I hear a door close around. In front of me there was some... fucking guy in a mask, Simon Viklund or some bullshit, I cross paths with him, fucker looked like a contract-hiring type of guy, so I thought:

Travis: Heeey, maybe I could earn some money out of this guy...
Bain: Gang, who's this?
Travis: Gotta blast, but I'll catch ya' later! I need to buy the latest in the factory.

Heading to that MMO shop, I step inside and look for the owner, but... fucking shit, nobody was there! Bullshit.

Whatever! I leave for the Lawyer's Shop and hire a lawyer so nobody steps on my fucking ass if they try anything funny. Apparently though, some of my money was wasted on fucking REPAIRS... any-... What?

Travis: HEY WHO'S THERE?!

Felt a chill down my spine, I turned around to reach for my laser swo-... AH FUCK, IT'S GONE! Mr. Sir Peachy Motherfucker he just took it, what a pussy. Nobody was there, anyway, it had to be the chills I got from knowing there were no hot anime chicks around.

By the escalators, I saw... him? No, really, who the fuck thought calling themselves as "HIM" was a good idea. Anyway, he was holding something in front of me, wasn't too sure as to what it was but... who fucking cares. I split my way downstairs as I head for the south stairs, towards the gym. Obviously I needed to flex some muscles if I wanted to beat people up without a sword.

Wha- Wait a second... the GYM has nothing but fucking BIKES?! Where the hell's the good stuff?! The huge weights, the bouncing balls bitches usually sit on, the god FUCKING AWFUL music from an old radio... WHAT THE FUCK?! Whatever, at least I got some fucking shit to work with, so I grab a dumbbell and exercise in the bike.

I was fucking exhausted, good shit. With nobody around to piss me off, too... but I sure as hell wish I had some moe anime shit to stay with, fucking party poppers. I leave and head for my shop, picking up a plant and setting it next to the doorway to play a prank on whoever stepping by.

Where the fuck was everybody else, anyway? Bah, fuck this, I'm going to bed.

Take out the bullets from CDM's body and inspect them

Looks like remains of .45 colt bullets. Some of them seem to be bumped from the side.

I'd like to search the food court for a firearm.

You search the FOOD COURT. Apart from the glass shards, tossed about tables and chairs and jerk chicken at the ASIAN EXPRESS, there's nothing you can find.

Also the Rec Room, of course.

Other than what was mentioned before, no other object can be found there. Two bullet holes can be found at the far wall, facing the entrance.

May I buy a gun during the day for comparison purposes?

You cannot buy during the day, but you can look at a sample!

STONE COLD WAKES UP AND EXITS AFTER A LONG SLUMBER. THERE'S CHEW ON THE SPEAKERS AND A SHITHEAD TO MY RIGHT.

THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE'S FIRST ORDER OF DUTY IS TO FREE THE TRUE DREITECTIVE FROM THE POT. IN HIS ROOM IS THE COUCH DELIVERY MAN LEAVING AND A COUCH. BUT THE DREITECTIVE WASN'T IN HIS ROOM SO STONE COLD HEADS TO THE NEXT DESTINATION.

ON THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA, A MAN WITHOUT A HAND IS SEEN. STONE COLD HEADS TO GRAB THE WORKING AUTOTURRET. NOT WITHOUT INCIDENT AS STONE COLD TAKES A PILEDRIVER FROM THE AUTOTURRET, BUT THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE GETS RIGHT BACK UP AND GETS IT INTO A BEARHUG AND HEADS TOWARD THE BEER FOUNTAIN.

THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE SPOTS SOME KINDA CHEF AND THE DREITECTIVE AND BRINGS EM IN TO THE FOUNTAIN TO TRAP THEM IN THE SHOWER. STONE COLD DRINKS THE RUM FROM THE AUTOTURRET WHILE TRAPPING THOSE TWO IN THE FOUNTAIN. GET THIS WILD GUY OUTTA HERE. MR MACMAHON SHOWS UP BUT THE DAMN COWARD GETS OUT OF THERE QUICK. THEN SOME GUY WITH A HAND MAKES HIS WAY IN THE CORNER AND I'M READY TO BRING THE STONE COLD STUNNER HIS WAY BUT HE GETS OUTTA THERE TOO.

THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE WAS GOING TO BRING THE BEER AT THE TOP OF THE FOUNTAIN TO THE REC ROOM, BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE KG UNIVERSE I WASN'T ALLOWED TO TEAR IT OFF THE FOUNTAIN. WHAT?

STONE COLD SETS UP THE AUTOTURRET WITH FOUNTAIN WATER TO GET ANYONE WHO COMES BY AND I HEAD TO BED AFTER THAT. THERE WAS A KING OF CLUBS ON THE DOOR AND A CHILI[sic] DOG ON THE PILLOW. I SAID "hey! Free Chilli dog!" IN MY MOST DOUG WALKER IMPRESSION POSSIBLE AND ATE IT.

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO.

This post was last modified: May 22, 2018 at 3:04 AM by Hollywood Bowl.

Alright, alright, I know the paparazzi can be pushy but give a man the chance to speak in peace!

-Woke up, exiting my room and seeing that wrestler going towards the MMO Shop. Someone yelled CHEW over the airwaves, too. Do you not have any subtlety, man? You gotta build up to the climax!
-Bain leaves his room and heads for the elevator hallway as I go to the Arcade. Gotta leave my mark!
-Play some Dark Souls 2 and get a high score, because I'm a Hollywood native. Check the initials if you want.
-Next, I need to pay tribute to my god - just being a movie man doesn't let you skip that! Bain heads to the casino, while I go to the hallway of portraits and pay homage to the portraits of those important to Him, the High Priestess and First Chosen. I hope He remembers me like them.
-Go to the projection room and put on my latest masterpiece, The Final Flush. It's a harrowing tale of desperation and loss, told through the eyes of a gambling addict. Would recommend.
-In the auditorium, Cardgage is busy with the hand's corpse and some shoes. Who am I to judge? I do recommend he watch the movie, though, and he agrees.
-We watch the movie. Good stuff. 10/10 would watch again.
-As Cardgage goes to the projection room, I head down the stairs and meet Harold Lott. Potential investor?
-We split up - he goes to the rec room, and I go to the leisure room. There's a loud scream from the rec room as I pass the morgue. Sheesh, we could use that voice in animation!
-The leisure room's got a weird breeze, even though nothing's there. Doesn't stop me from praying, though!
-Go to the fountain - Drei and Ainsley are both heading towards the escalator hallway. Meanwhile, I got a medic shop to check out, and I get autoturrented on the way in. Geez, that's no way to treat a shopper!
-Then I head upstairs after finishing there, seeing Sytefreek naruto running downstairs. Head in my room and eat a chili dog that just... appeared there. Bizarre.

Couple questions:
-What's in the leisure room that'd cause that breeze? Anything?
-Any more of those weird cards besides the one on Austin's door?

-What's in the leisure room that'd cause that breeze? Anything?
-Any more of those weird cards besides the one on Austin's door?

No idea what you're talking about.

A KING OF DIAMONDS is lodged by SENOR CARDGAGE's door. The KING OF HEARTS is on COUCH DELIVERY MAN's door. The KING OF SPADES is on MONEYBAGS' door.

okay better phrasing

-Investigate the leisure room for any secret sources of airflow.

HEHYEAHAH BOY

I've got things to do so I'm going to have to make this nice and hot. I mean short.

-wake up, walk out of my room, see couch guy trying to get a couch into drei's room. Asked for my help, so I gave him my signature smile as I walk away.
-See moneybags walking toward the elevator, and HIM heading to the food court
-sprint ahead to my ASIAN EXPRESS, prepare some MEAT, COME HERE HIM- he's not coming here... he goes to the hotto doggus instead and buys a metric fuckton of chili dogs
-as I continue to work I see yoshikage enter with a severed hand? He comes up to me and asks for a sandwich. OH I'LL GIVE YOU A SANDWICH. SPICE UP EVERYTHING. THE BREAD. THE MEAT. THE SPICES THEMSELVES. HELL, I SPICED MYSELF.
-give him the sandwich, he says some stupid shit then starts eating and kinda chokes a bit. I know, I get choked up at my beautiful food too. A true patrician of taste, you are.
-after preparing a copious amount of M E A T I go for the fountain to give out samples. When I get to the escalators I see couch guy again going to the fountain area as well.
-also that rich british guy as well going upstairs
-sit down, start eating my samples cause they're good, life is good until I take a look around and see couch man lying in the corridor to the rec room. He's in a puddle of blood, but I can't see him too well.
-99.99% sure he's fukken ded
-oh well, not my problem, fuck it.
-drei shows up afterwards from the stairs and passes out on my shoulder, awwwwGET OFF. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IS HERE AND HE'S PUSHING ME AND DREI INTO THE FOUNTAIN AND HE'S NAKED AND SHOWERING IN THE FOUNTAIN AND DRINKING RUM OUT OF A FUCKING TURRET.
-moneybags walks in and steve tries to get him too but he runs away
-while I'm still drowning in the fountain I hear a scream from the rec room. I look over there after I'm done inhaling water and see moneybags standing in the entrance. Yoshikage also enters but steve goes after him too. He got away though.
-Steve finally puts his fucking clothes on and pisses off, filling his autoturret with water and putting it down. Then the idiot tries to pick up the statue. Nice try, jackass. He fucks off towards the escalators
-drei goes over to the escalators too. I get up. Pissed off and sad. I'm going to bed. Fucking turret's shooting water at me too, what a shit night.
-see travis as I'm going to my room. I don't care anymore. I go in my room and drei goes into his at the same time.

fuck you steve

okay better phrasing

-Investigate the leisure room for any secret sources of airflow.

You examine the LEISURE ROOM... Nope, nothing unusual here.

This post was last modified: May 22, 2018 at 3:56 AM by Yoshikage Kira.

Ah, I see you're already up, my love. I trust you were well-rested. We had a lovely night, didn't we? Oh, what's that? You don't recall any of it? Don't be embarrassed, darling, it happens to the best of us. No matter, I'll tell you everything that happened, just for you.

-After we awoke, the first thing we did was go to the Music Room, where I had the urge to say "CHEW" over the intercom. Don't look at me like that, I don't know what came over me. After that, we headed to the elevator. The doors opened and, as fate would so have it, your ex was standing there. Strangely enough, it looked like he didn't hold any resentment. I guess he gets over things quickly. Regardless, we took the elevator down, and we strolled towards the Food Court. Right when I was considering buying you a beautiful tulip from the Flower Shop, some ruffian shot you with an arrow. I took it out, and thankfully, you weren't bleeding a drip. Don't worry, whoever did it to you shall pay...dearly.

-At the Food Court, I thought it would be nice to grab a bite to eat. I noticed that strange chef, Ainsley Harriott, preparing some meat. There wasn't anything else good, so I approached him. I ordered a sandwich from him, and he was doing some...unexplainable things to it. I had to shield your eyes, but eventually he gave me my sandwich. I sat down, and after commenting what a beautiful mall this was, I took a bite and...I barely resisted the urge to spit it out. I ate all of it anyway, as you didn't deserve to be contaminated by it. At the Escalator Hallway, we noticed that scoundrel Moneybags coming down. We went towards the Monokuma Shop, but suddenly, I was blasted with what tasted like...rum. Luckily, none of it hit you, and when I looked around, it seemed to be an autoturret. Ignoring it, I bought some paint packets from the shop.

-We went to the Fountain, and to none of my surprise, Steve Austin was standing nude and drinking rum, and he was holding Ainsley and Drei hostage. He had my eyes on me, so we immediately made a run from him. I couldn't forgive myself if you were caught in his hands. We went to the Rec Room, where Moneybags was standing guard. The room smelled particularly rancid, almost like...urine. Moneybags gave me a blue paint packet, and we went in. On the floor was CDM's corpse, littered with bullet holes. I kicked him aside, taking in the surroundings; several portraits were on fire, and a skeleton was lying uselessly on the floor. On the wall, I helped you paint a gorgeous rendition of my favorite artwork: Mona Lisa. When I saw the masterpiece we had created...forgive me for saying this, but...



-We got upstairs, passing Cardgage on the way. I could've sworn he shot me a glare for a second...But anyway, on the way to the Arcade, I noticed Travis Touchdown coming out of the Lawyer's Office. At the Arcade, ignoring the busted-up Dark Souls 2 cabinet, we played a magnificent round of Marvel vs Capcom 2. Every time we play, you get better and better. We went to the Escalators, where we saw Sytefreek heading upstairs. We went downstairs to the Food Court, where once again we saw Cardgage. At that moment, I almost forgot to buy you a flower, so I bought you a quaint Lily. It suits you well, don't you think?

- We took the elevator up and went into my room. For some reason, a chili dog was on my pillow. It was most likely poisoned, but I ate it anyway. It was certainly better than that sandwich, anyway. And finally, we fell asleep.

Oh, I can tell you're quite tired yourself. Don't worry, you can go back to sleep. We're going to have much fun tomorrow night, that much is for sure. And the night after that, and after that, and after that...

Ahhh, if I can't buy a gun, I'll certainly take advantage of the samples! Free is free, after all.

I'd like to point my gun at the wall, and unload several clips from varying distances, up to and including from the Fountain room.

In between changing positions, I think I'll check the wall to see which distance best matches the bullet spread on the corpse. Once I've found a match, I'll stop, of course.

Ahhh, if I can't buy a gun, I'll certainly take advantage of the samples! Free is free, after all.

I'd like to point my gun at the wall, and unload several clips from varying distances, up to and including from the Fountain room.

In between changing positions, I think I'll check the wall to see which distance best matches the bullet spread on the corpse. Once I've found a match, I'll stop, of course.

Which gun would you like to test out?

The Diamond is historic. It is also extremely valuable. I am one of the few people with the conne-hey, wait a minute, this is the wrong heist. Uh, alright guys, one second...

Okay gang, let's get to work. Apologies, fellas. First off, I had to get some necessary heisting goods for the crew, so I stopped at the vape shop to grab some fluid, and saw a civilian, Yoshikage Kira, on my way. Then I went through the Rotunda, saw Hollywood Bowl, and picked up an assault rifle and scope for Wick, he's gonna like that. After that, we gotta do the mission objective- get some Gacha recipes, crew!

Ah, shit, that's the wrong ingredient! We were supposed to save Bux to buy recipes...I ended up only getting two at the casino...

We failed our next mission objective, decorating the rec room, so I abandoned the heist and vaped for a bit. I saw the poor victim (guys, don't kill civilians, they're assets, and if you kill em, they're gone!) before he got in a pickle on his way out of the Monokuma Shop.

Tried my hand at some arcade cabinet Payday 2, reminds me of the old days. Someone messed with the machine, though. I put in my high score as OVK and then it got changed to HWB...Hmm...

Well crew, that ends Day 2 of this heist. Let's pray to god we get lucky...