#1
Pea
Rise and shine, zombies! Time to eat some brains, or just kill people, whatever you wanna do...

...Wait, what do you wanna do? I don't like that look on your face.

...Anyways, the players have finished setting up their night, and are ready to fight! Now, go and show what you're capable of!

The zombies, on their search for their victims, separate into groups, in the hopes of getting to their first victim quickly. "HIM", OK_HAND, LUTHIER and HOLLYWOOD BOWL head for the CINEMA, where they find HAROLD LOTT, bloodied and gored up on the floor.

The zombies approach the body, when suddenly, an AUTOTURRET activates and starts spraying WATER everywhere! LUTHIER gets hit by the spray, quickly melting his skin and leaving him into a puddle of an inexplicable mess. The others back off, but HOLLYWOOD BOWL, who's behind everyone else, stabs OK_HAND in the back, effectively killing it. He then quickly heads for HAROLD, dodging the water sprays. However, "HIM" leaps in front of the body, letting himself get stabbed and stopping the toilet from getting any further to the body. "HIM" smiles, as he succeeded in protecting his target.

Spoiler:

The spray quickly gets to both zombies, melting them into almost nothingness. HAROLD looks in fear as he witnessed 4 zombies die right in front of him. The AUTOTURRET stops spraying right after.

He cleans himself from his fake gore props and leaves the room.

...Meanwhile, KAMINA, ALOUETTE and AINSLEY head for the FOOD COURT. COUCH DELIVERY MAN is also there, attempting to make the soda fountain work. Eventually, some MTN DEW sprays out, and he starts drinking it.

The three leave him to his devices, that is, until COUCH DELIVERY MAN spots TRAVIS behind the counter. TRAVIS leaps out and tries to keep his distance from the zombies. AINSLEY won't have any of that however, as he charges straight towards him. TRAVIS takes a step to the side and HOOKS AINSLEY's face, knocking him down. He then stomps on the head and kills the chef.

ALOUETTE comes in next, charging at the bounty hunter, spinning her arms and blindly dashing towards him. TRAVIS scoffs and punches the girl dead, in one hit. That's what happens when you hit the least fresh body of them all, I guess.

COUCH DELIVERY MAN leaves, as KAMINA salutes his friend and follows suit. He never really wanted to fight the guy, anyways.

By the MORGUE, a fire has started, thanks to KIRA's BLAST WARNING. Another fire was placed by the FOUNTAIN, connecting to the LEISURE AREA. MONEYBAGS, CARDGAGE and BAIN come out unscathed, however. KIRA takes a shot at killing one of the zombies: he charages straight at BAIN, slicing his head out in mere moments!

MONEYBAGS flees while the fight erupts, as SENOR CARDGAGE takes the advantage to tackle KIRA up front!

With KIRA on the ground, CARDGAGE brandishes a SINGLE ACTION ARMY, pointing it right at KIRA's face. One shot, and the serial killer's head is no more.

YOSHIKAGE KIRA has been KILLED.

MONEYBAGS looks back in disappointment: he really wanted to kill that man.

sans has been surveying the SECOND FLOOR with his trusty CARNIVOROUS PLANT ON HEELYS, as well as FAKE SANS on his back. After some loops at the ROTUNDA, he spots HAROLD LOTT, shooting an ARROW straight at him! The CARNIVOROUS PLANT protects him, slapping the arrow out of the way. HAROLD curses and leaves for the first floor.

KAMINA finds sans shortly after, and so he readies his SINGLE ACTION ARMY and fires...

...Miss. sans notices and turns around, charging straight at KAMINA. The CARNIVOROUS PLANT eats up the zombie in one gulp, leaving behind the gun.

Back to TRAVIS, he hides about the FOOD COURT some more, spotting DREI shambling about. He goes in for an easy punch...

...Except it wasn't easy. DREI absorbs the punch, holding TRAVIS into place. The empty look in DREI's face scares the man top death, at least until he gets his neck bitten off. Then he dies.

TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN has been KILLED.

SENOR CARDGAGE enters the room shortly after. Nothing much is happening there, so he uses the MAKESHIFT STAIRCASE to get to the second floor. Once there, he heads to the MUSIC ROOM, where MONEYBAGS is sitting inside, waiting to throw things, it seems.

CARDGAGE starts playing the MONSTER MASH on the intercom, leaving afterwards.

Meanwhile, HAROLD LOTT locks eyes with COUCH DELIVERY MAN, by the REC ROOM. The delivery guy slowly shambles towards HAROLD, who gets a bit scared. He points his KNIFE at him, but the zombie isn't scared. As he's about to pounce at the man, HAROLD starts blindly swinging his knife, eventually cutting up the body. When he opens his eyes, he sees COUCH DELIVERY MAN on the floor, as well as a puddle of piss, his piss.

DREI shambles by, and HAROLD shoots an arrow from his BOW, effectively killing the now soulless corpse.

MONEYBAGS and CARDGAGE are the remaining zombies.

sans heads downstairs to the FOOD COURT, where SENOR CARDGAGE points his gun and fires at the plant. A direct hit!

sans can't use the plant anymore, but he pushes it out of the way, as CARDGAGE can't help but notice the beautiful LILY on the pot. A distraction was just enough for sans to run up to CARDGAGE and slash his throat!

One zombie remains.

HAROLD, upon hearing the music come from the INTERCOM, heads for the MUSIC ROOM. As he gets there, sans heads upstairs. HAROLD tells the skeleton to follow him to the music room, where, as they turn the corner from the ESCALATOR, they get assaulted with a LARGE TUBA, thrown from the room!

MONEYBAGS is inside, and he's ready to throw some more.

HAROLD bolts to the right entrance of the room, as sans takes the left. HAROLD readies his bow, as sans charges towards the bear with his KNIFE.

HAROLD fires his bow, and MONEYBAGS deflects it with a DRUMSTICK. As sans readies his knife, MONEYBAGS pushes him away, giving him an advantage. MONEYBAGS readies his drumstick, going for a fierce swing, but sans turns his back, letting the FAKE sans get smashed into pieces. sans stands back up, tackling the zombie to the ground. MONEYBAGS is about to bite on sans, but the skeleton takes out a CORPSE FLOWER from his pocket and inserts it in the bear's mouth. MONEYBAGS starts gagging a whole bunch, letting both survivors let off a sigh of relief. They both ready their knife, slamming them down on MONEYBAGS' face.

No zombies remain.

sans and HAROLD LOTT have won the MALL KILLING GAME.

A door opens by the LEISURE AREA. Since sans knew about that door, he tells HAROLD about it. They both walk outside, seeing bright sunlight, and an empty parking lot. They both walk at the road, unsure about what lies ahead. HAROLD tries to fire an arrow one more time at sans, but fails. sans takes his bow and snaps it in half, reminding him that the game's over, and that they can live on.

Meanwhile, at the mall, MONOKUMA looks in disgust as the ghost of KYLE attempted to ghost punch his 'nads.

And with that, the mall shortly became no more.
#2
Crash Bandicoot
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*i guess we really were the minus world killing game all along
#3
sealelement
i guess that... the question tonight was... who lived... and that got answered... cognrats sans you did it
100% pure gamer 100%
#4
Teddie
Alright! Let's see how much... 68 bux converts into DOSH!



...Fifty bloody pence?!
#5
Yoshikage Kira
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...Knew I should have done a "buy one, get one free" deal on Cardgage's hands.

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