Special one-of-a-kind badge!
Vintage from Night 1.

Commemorative statue of our resident doctor Mario!
One of a kind.

Never-been-used legally-binding contract!
...Doesn't come with a guarantee. Wa-ha-ha!

...I ain't spilling the beans on this item in public.
Contact me. I'm sure we can come to an agreement. Wa-ha-ha.