The email said I was meeting Cole.

Cole was busy so it was LaTanya

I could tell she hated me

The first one was silent but deadly

Her nostrils flared trying to sniff it

The second was a nice moist squirt that didn't smell

She aborted with a curt .....don't call us.....we sure as hell won't be calling you

When I hit the street I busted out laughing

Underwear was in bad shape

Job avoided