This post was last modified: Oct 19, 2018 at 4:33 PM by Fun With Despair.

Have you ever wanted to work on a real Hollywood production? Are you looking to break into the industry? Are you a budding actor, looking for that first role to catapult you into stardom?

Well look no further! We're looking for talented individuals of all ages to participate in contract work for the production of several upcoming films, preferably located in and around the wooded outskirts of the Minus Peninsula, where our new studios are located. Any rumors you may have heard about disappearances, murder, or any other shenanigans in the past are almost definitely false though. Yes, an entire film crew did mysteriously vanish around the area, but that was like, decades ago, and these facilities are brand new, with absolutely no sordid histories or mysterious secrets, guaranteed!

...God, where is that idiot camera guy with my coffee? This website's color scheme gives me a migraine.

Anyway uh, right. Let's see, going down the list of things to mention here... Yeah, yeah, all potential studio liabilities are waived by applying, any and all local rumors about a "Wendigo" in the woods are just a myth, and...

Huh? What's with this sticky note? ...KG Patch Notes...?

KG Patch Notes: Show

A couple changes have been made to the typical Killing Game formula for this game, but nothing too drastic. Any notes on that sort of thing have been listed below:

-If a dupe has one or more unique and beneficial physiological traits, the player may request these as abilities. These will not override a role, but they will result in a drastically nerfed role power compared to what it would otherwise be. These special modifiers will be listed alongside the role upon death.

-NPC characters are added to the game. They will have almost entirely no Discord presence, and will not be able to investigate, but they will truthfully recount what they witnessed during their night actions if questioned, and will occasionally reveal details about the location. They cannot kill, but they can be killed, and they will indeed have a Class Trial, with a special and unique solve incentive.

-Class Trial votes will no longer have a poll, but will require you to make a thread post. This is to discourage mob mentality and meme lynches, and to encourage discussion. If you cannot post on the forums, a post will be made by hosts in your stead.

-Costumes are no longer flawless, and barring any special role or night effects, will be much less effective in appearing as that thing or character, especially when players are involved.

-Non-players and the dead will be limited to a "Spectator Chat" of sorts on the discord for this KG, to discourage the occasional meme spam by non-players that has derailed previous investigation in the main chat. Feel free to shitpost all you want in the Minus World KG chat though, that one is fair game.

-Extensions will be much less frequent, barring the occasional situation where a phase is put up at an odd hour. From observation of other games, extensions tend to feel absolutely miserable for the killers.

...What's a Killing Game? Why am I typing out the contents of this weird note on my Craigslist ad? Ehh, fuck it. Can't be bothered to go back and edit it out, you guys can deal with it.

Anyway, you're be working closely with Xavier Wexlyn, the incredible, and oh-so-humble award winning director himself, who definitely is not wasting his time writing this fucking ad, along with his personal three-man Non-contract Production Crew.

Finally, while Wendigos certainly do not exist, there have been sightings of a rather strange bear in the area, so do exercise caution there, maybe bring some pepper spray. Regardless, we hope to see you on set as soon as possible!

There are currently 32 positions available at the studio, and work will begin anywhere from the 20th to the 30th of October, to be determined closer to that date.

The official discord for the game is located at: https://discord.gg/DsU3eDe

Current applicants
@Dude's stupid ass dupe
@Two_Finger
@Elyk
@Terezi Pyrope
@Teddie
@rollerC
@Beauregard
@Snufferin Snagglepuss
@Kaede Akamatsu
@Mettaton
@"Ben Komeados Underbjorn"
@sealelement
@Honoka Kosakatua
@Hannibal Buress
@Mario
@"Coffee"
@Nostalgia Critic
@Gnome
@Raregold
@Artlord555
@MCD
@Smasher
@Shoey1
@Narcolle
@Serval the Serval
@Shroomguy
@Amoeba
@Shygul
@Vruet
@Lulu Azhal
@Hearts
@Cinna!
@gentlemansGambit
@Monika

Just sign me up.

up

add me in

WH4TS UP FUCK3RS

I'll bite.

Sign me up as a back-up in case someone drops or if there's not filled slots.

im in

Acting, huh? Music may be my forte, but I'm always willing to try something new!

...


Starting with figuring out how to work this computer.

okay, now this is ëpic. count më in.

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

A chance to finally show my dad that music is better than his idea of a job! Who wants to listen to people all day?

I can't wait to be a star!

This post was last modified: Sep 30, 2018 at 7:44 PM by www.craigslist.com.

We have received an application through www.indeed.com from @Snufferin Snagglepuss as well. Please refrain from using external sources to apply for a position, an exception is made this time, but we will only be looking at verified Craigslist applicants going forward.

Well, hi guys! I figured my experience with television might work well on the big screen! I can bearly wait to get started!

This post was last modified: Sep 30, 2018 at 7:59 PM by Hannibal Buress.

Well i guess I'm not busy with much else at the moment why not. It isn't like there is much else for a B-List celebrity to do around here.

Mamma-mia! A mario movie?

I'd like to sign up as well.

I’ll bite.

Sign me up.

Been lookin' to get outta porno for a while, here's my big shot.