This post was last modified: Nov 10, 2018 at 10:48 PM by Larry Foulke.

Well hello again, my friends. It's time for another nightly meet-up, where our surviving cast will be enjoying each other's company, friendship, kindness, and love...

And my ANGER that there are now giant blastmarks on the second floor! Whoever did that, I swear to god you're paying for that. Literally. It's coming out of your check. That labor isn't cheap you assholes, stop fucking up my studio!

Anyways, you can all probably guess why you're here. You all know why I call any meetings like this. Because... A body, or parts of it, have been found.

@Sayori Has been found dead, blown into a ton of pieces on the second floor in the middle of the room. Good lord, this one is quite graphic, so if you can't handle stuff like this I'd suggest avoiding the immediate area. To be fair, I swear to god you said "kill me" or "let me die" so many times I figured you'd just forgotten any other words in this language. Anyways, here's what we've got.

Case Files

-Bits and pieces of Sayori and her clothes are scattered around the second floor
-There's a giant blast mark between the Saloon and the dorms
-One or more people were AFK tonight.
-There's also bits of wood strewn about as well
-The Prop Workshop has green paint strewn around
-One or more items have been removed from the Prop Workshop
-There are more cameras missing from the Editing Room
-The kitchen smells heavily of gas
-There appears to have been someone unknown in the studio tonight
-One or more dorm rooms were trespassed into tonight
-ROLE POWER EVIDENCE: A ten pack of matches was at the scene at some point, with one match missing. These matches are similar to some found at the Restaurant and Bar

Other Info

-Some jackass must have stolen a hand off the "Flossing" statue
-There's quite a bit of beer missing from the bar
-There's an impact mark on the northern doorframe of the waiting room
-The security checkpoint's metal detectors were set off tonight
-The woods are still dark dumbasses
-The Janitor and Security Guard were interacted with tonight
-ZA PRODUCER is quite tired of having to use his disguise...

As for Sayori herself, let's see what she was hiding in terms of skills...

@Sayori was the Ultimate Film Critic

Ultimate Film Critic: Show

Hmph, to think, a major production brought you on as a consultant. How pathetic, don’t they know you only enjoy the most obscure and esoteric art films? You are, after all, the Ultimate Film Critic, and your taste is clearly superior, at least according to the mid-20s film students that watch your youtube videos.

You have an innate sense for quality, and as such, once per investigation you may choose another player’s witness account in private with the host. You’ll receive a number score out of 10 in return, which grades the testimony in terms of its accuracy. It’s not absolute however, for example a 1/10 doesn’t always mean that they did the deed, their testimony could just be one of those things the kids call “meme posts”, or they could be lying about something else.

You are fully allowed to share the number in public as well, although this may risk outing yourself as the Critic, which could lead to trouble down the road if anyone has past beef with you over a bad review, and trust me, you’ve handed out plenty of those.

Forbidden Action: Despite you receiving your scores from the hosts, you must keep up the pretense of actual critical thought on your part, meaning that under no circumstances may you reveal the source of your “review scores”.

Well now that that's over, let's move on, here's how things stand.

The Map

Room Descriptions: Show

Auditorium
A simple viewing room with nine long couches facing a projector screen, a projector hands on the south wall. There are two entrances, one on the south side and one on the east side. Doesn’t appear to be used much.

Waiting Room
A run-down looking room, there are a couple chairs in here, three on the north and south walls, but not much else. There are also various movie posters hanging on the walls, but otherwise it’s a pretty blank room.

Security Checkpoints
Three separate checkpoints that allow passage through a huge chainlink fence that spans the length of the floor and goes up to the ceiling. The checkpoints have metal detectors in them that still appear functional, but also look somewhat ragged.

Restrooms
I seriously doubt I need to explain what these do, needless to say you assholes will still piss all over everything else in this studio anyways so why even bother with having these here, but they’re restrooms. They’ve got stalls and urinals and whatnot, pretty standard stuff.

Elevators
Elevators, two sets of two of them, two on the north wall and two on the south wall. They take you up and down. Simple stuff.

The Bar
Your host’s favorite room, the one where you can forget that life is a thing and just drink away the misery that is existence. Or just get a drink, either one. There’s a long bar in the back of the room with a wall covered in liquor bottles. There’s also five tables and another long table on the eastern side of the room. The Janitor has cleaned up the broken bottles and alcohol and matches, please keep it orderly.

Souvenir Shop
Yay you can buy something from here to take back home with you after we’re done here! … What do you mean you have no money?... wait who even works this thing? No one? Then… okay whatever just grab stuff off the wall if you want, it’s just posters at this point anyways. It’s an interesting shape though and it looks like it can be climbed on top of.

Restaurant
Oh boy, food! You can eat here! You can cook here! No one else is here to cook for you so you have to cook! There’s a large table with a stove and sink close to the southern entrance and a strange locked closet that’s been reinforced, wonder what’s in there?

Dorms
The first floor’s section of the dorms, where some of you will be staying during your time here. There’s nine rooms here, and they all look the same, just a bed and a small table next to your bed. Look, you might work in a studio but you’re all third-rate actors and employees, don’t get all upset cause you don’t have 5-star rooms okay just deal with it.

???
What the hell is that? It looks like a trapdoor, but it’s huge and metal. Wonder what that’s for…

Room description: Show

Lake Set
This is the set where we film our amazing water-based scenes. A blue, flowing lake- okay no it’s just a giant pool. It doesn’t even slope down into the water gradually, it literally drops off into a 10ft pool immediately so don’t expect to be able to wade into there all nice and gently, you’re going to get wet if you leave the edge of it. It’s also fairly warm for some reason. The only other thing of note is a table to the south of the lake, nothing super fancy.

Editing and Tech Storage
Okay this is where we make the movie magic happen, our dedicated team of editors, filmers, e- wait where are our editors? Where’s the tech team even at? This room is abandoned! Oh well, it still has the equipment in it, the southern walls are covered in large screens that can be used to view recordings and do some editing as well if you’re savvy enough, otherwise you’ll just kinda be lost at what you’re looking at. There’s also two closets here, the smaller closet has spare camera equipment in it while the longer one has spare computer parts and a couple props in them. It has an entrance on the north wall and appears to lead into the Prop Workshop as well.

Prop Workshop
From a gladiator’s sword to a pop-cap gun, you can make your props here. There’s a supply closet to the right side of the wall and it appears that this room is connected to the Editing and Tech Storage as well. Remember kids, be careful when handling dangerous materials! It's also a bit messier, please clean up after yourselves you jackasses.

Saloon Set
Yeehaw pardner, our western shootout movies are filmed here (even though none of them were successful apparently). The entrance is on the southern wall and it has those old-timey swinging doors, you know the kind I mean. It has a long bar to the west side of the saloon and four tables across from it. It looks like there’s some holes in the roof and walls too, probably someone getting a bit too into their shootouts and just missing their target completely. Also, the blood and body have been cleaned up, but the alcohol and glass shards are still there, at least the smell is.

Gallery Set
Elegant paintings and masterful statues are contained in this high-walled room. There are two entrances, one to the north and one to the east, and the room looks almost like it’s sectioned off in two parts by a dividing wall, but only for half the room. There’s a long table on the western half of the room with various jewels and busts with paintings lining the wall, and on the eastern side there’s four different presentation walls with paintings as well, and four huge statues that appear to be in the model of some strange dances. They have plaques to say what they are doing, but you’ll just have to check them out to see!

Elevators
The elevators that connect to the ones on the first floor, nothing special about them.

Dorms
Second floor dorms, these are laid out the same as the first floor but also have two tables under a balcony at the entrance. The rooms are the exact same as the first floor’s too, just a bed and a small table.

Flooded Hallway
A prime example of why putting bathrooms in the same hall as the bedrooms is a terrible idea. Someone left the sink on, and it's spilled all through the hall, leaving it in a terrible state. It is barricaded off with some caution tape, but you could probably get in if you wanted.

Now get to work, my loyal employees. Who killed her? Was it suicide? Do I know who did it? Of course I do, now figure it out. And get it right this time... We'll say you have until, say, 3PM CST Sunday, longer for extension reasons, to get this right for once.

Don't let me down, friends. Maybe I'll abandon this disguise if you make me proud. It is getting quite stuffy in here.

current players
@"Jim Davis"
@Coffee
@Crash Bandicoot
@Kaede Akamatsu
@Two_Finger
@Mario
@Nostalgia Critic
@Gnome
@Amoeba
@Hearts
@Peach Anne
@Shroomguy
@Serval the Serval
@The Other Monokuma

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU ALL HAD ONE JOB.

WAHOO

woah!

woah!

Aw... what a shame! I wanted to kill her myself.

She's tried to hang herself both night one and two... poor thing's too depressive to play right now!



See? I even photoshopped something in to later go on ahead and post... (but of course, this is stolen.)

Oh well! Have fun! My work here is done.

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Aw... what a shame! I wanted to kill her myself.

You still don't work here, fuck off.

I want to make immediate apologies to Liz and the Janitor. I almost fucking clubbed the Janitor's head in during a panic and I didn't go investigate the bang when Liz told me to. I will accept full beatings and lashes.

I was woken up by the sound of a loud BANG. I went outside and saw Liz, so I asked her what was up. She said something along the lines of, "Fuck if I know, you go figure it out." I didn't feel like arguing with her considering she had her gun out, but whatever. Next I went to go find the Janitor for a chat but he was cleaning a spill. I said "Come to the waiting room if you want to talk because I'll be there." I expected him to come much later so I panicked and almost killed him with my cube bat when he showed up. I feel so bad. I heard somebody splashing around the lake set after. Maybe not, I was too busy crying.

I went to the PROP WORKSHOP and got a length of rope and some tape, then worked out. I walked past the giant BURN MARKS on the floor and go to bed.

Janitor, I'm so sorry.

HIIII! It's me, P-Chan again~

Last night I was so pumped up from the stream I watched that I decided to go to Editing Room to make a highlight reel of all the sick as heck kills that Cattomiya Piñata ( ⓛ ω ⓛ *) made! On my way there I saw Mario and made sure to wave and say HELLO! ＼(≧▽≦)／
He must've been really busy or very deaf because he didn't really respond. (´･ᴗ･ ` )

Eventually I got to the editing room and made my S1ck as H3ck!!11 frag video for Cattomiya. I forgot to bring my Xenoware computer so I didn't have any of the footage I grabbed so I had to re-enact the scenes and do my own sound effects o(>ω<)o . But, right when I finished my vid a real sound effect happened right outside the Editing Room !

I looked outside and it was like a scene straight from Pay'rSomeBones Fightfield, there were gibs flying everywhere! 3d violence is really scary so I stayed in the editing lab for a bit to make sure I didn't get PK'd |д･). I heard what sounded like a gunshot and saw a dark blur run by towards the forkknife dance statue. After a bit I decided to take my chances and run downstairs.

Once I got to the first floor again I saw Jim Davis close to the Restaurant, maybe he was looking for some lasagna? ( ˘▽˘)っ♨. After the day's events I felt pretty shaken up, so I decided to spend the rest of my time in My Room where it's nice and safe. (｢• ω •)｢

Sorry about yesterday, everyone! Seems like some Aussie weirdo managed to run off with my su- I mean my uh... fur. But fear not, for the super marsupial himself has returned to you all, so rejoice!



BOOM! Kicked my door open, ready to run out and greet the day the Crash way, when I found myself Crash-ing to the floor. Seems like the Nostalgia Critic had something to do with it, because all I could hear was his nasally little laugh. Go ahead, laugh on, baby man. I don't need nostalgia when the best days of my career are right in front of me.



Before I left, Doug Unfunny went ahead and tied some cloth around my ankle here. I don't know what that guy's problem is, but if he were as good at investigations as he was at being a weirdo, I wouldn't need to be wasting my time with this account! But whatever, it'll take a lot more than some simple prank to keep this Bandicoot down.



See, I'm on a mission. The world needs- no, DESERVES to know the truth about that plumbing, platforming pest. The video didn't seem to work out that well, seeing as the only person who watched it kinda hates my guts since we almost got her killed. These things happen! So my next plan? Subterfuge. I RAN over to the Prop Workshop like I was on Games Done Quick, eager to find a frog costume to impersonate my failing "friend." I heard some chatter in the Editing Room, but I paid it no mind. Mission.



No fucking costumes



Whatever! Who needs costumes, anyway? Not this guy! There ain't nothin' a little brain power and elbow grease can't solve. So I went ahead and did the next best thing and completely covered myself in green paint. At this point I'm basically a frog in every way except physically.















The noise in the Editing Room stopped, followed by another BOOM! I looked out the entrance of the Prop Workshop when I saw bits of that Sayori girl falling all over the place! Woah! I did not sign up for spontaneous combustion, so I booked it the hell outta there. I ran towards the Lake Set and dove as far down as I could into the lake.



I eventually resurfaced after what seemed like forever, touching down on sweet, sweet golf-course grass. I was pretty exhausted, so I just fell asleep right there.

...So is anyone convinced that Mario sucks yet?

Oops! I was AFK (Always for Kaban) last night so I don't have an account to post!

Another murder?! Who could've done this!?

Can I examine the wood scattered around?

wake up at the bar hehe cause I ehar an explosion upstairs.
I strecht out all the bar stiffness and hit up the dorms to visit my room
I start to go upstair and see peachanne entering her tomb and Liz the bodygaurd goin to bar, and then I finally climb stair
I go loiter in the wet rooms and nothing happens so I levae
bored of that I go downbstairs and make my way out the east exit, someone shouts "wait, come back" as I go
I enter the woods for some reason and get super lost as soon as I enter
wandering around forever, I finally see the light and walk towards it, back at the dorms
I run over to the waiting room and there's nothing there, then head to the south elevator and go upstairas I exit, I see a green figure laying in the grass on the lake set
I head east and spot what seems to be the aftermath of that explosion that woke me, what a shame
I avoid stepping on the remains and enter the editing room, where I check out the monitors
I go to the lake set and see the green dude again and then walk east to the dorms and then go to sleep in big's room

I woke up and headed to the bar as functioning adults do. Got stared down by Gnome along the way and skedaddled outta there

Inside the bar I saw The Other Monokuma, but he didn't stick around long. It was when I was drinking alone that I saw someone who didn't belong in the studio: GentlemansGambit. We shot the shit about nothing in particular until I was pretty sloshed, then he left as abruptly as he came. No idea what he was doing here though

After that I headed up the elevator to the prop workshop, spotting a green figure by the lake set along the way. I grabbed a safe to store stuff in my room from the workshop, then I headed back down the elevator. I accidentally tripped the checkpoint alarm by carrying the safe through it, so...my bad. I stopped by the souvenir shop real quick, then went back to my room

I never heard the explosion, nor did I witness the crime scene while I was upstairs. All I saw was Crash - I mean, a frog - lying in the grass

what the fuck why am i still alive is my role fake

or is everyone just laughing at my pain i guess thats good clown shit

With this nonstop murder train, my job is hard enough without Studio A's worst guy crossing over.

gentlemansGambit, I think it was? I was spending my time by the back door, and this guy comes in like he owns the place, and heads over to the bar. At least he got outta here before I had to actually do anything. Can't complain too much.

Ended up just going to the bar myself, and killing the rest of my night with my favorite poison.

... I stayed at the Saloon the whole night. I saw her there. We didn't talk to each other.

The Other Monokuma opened the door to the room, but he left after he saw us.

Sayori left a while after, that's when the explosion happened...



Well, it's not as if she was helpful in the first place, right?

Hellooo, I'm the Nostalgia Critic! I trip it so you don't have to!

And that's exactly what I did! I tripped Crash and Jim! I tied bedsheets to their feet to help everyone figure out if they did anything weird.

That's legitimately it, beyond hearing a gunshot and an explosion well after it.

Okay sorry for the wait, during my absence someone has activated their role power which has granted another piece of evidence to the Case Files, so they are now updated.

Case Files

-Bits and pieces of Sayori and her clothes are scattered around the second floor
-There's a giant blast mark between the Saloon and the dorms
-One or more people were AFK tonight.
-There's also bits of wood strewn about as well
-The Prop Workshop has green paint strewn around
-One or more items have been removed from the Prop Workshop
-There are more cameras missing from the Editing Room
-The kitchen smells heavily of gas
-There appears to have been someone unknown in the studio tonight
-One or more dorm rooms were trespassed into tonight
-ROLE POWER EVIDENCE: A ten pack of matches was at the scene at some point, with one match missing. These matches are similar to some found at the Restaurant and Bar

I'd like to inspect the, uh, pieces of Sayori. Their sizes, location, any marks or burns