basically just for the heck of it I’ll be listing my most wanted reps from each series, whether it be serious or a meme. probably the latter for half of these thanks to my lack of experience with them

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Mario: I’m piggybacking off everyone else on the internet and going with Waluigi, not just for the fact that he needs some love but he’d make a nice representation for the spinoffs. Paper Mario could also be pretty sweet

Donkey Kong: Funky Kong, bonus points if there’s a Funky Mode where he’s the only playable character.

Legend of Zelda: I never really got the Tingle hype so I’d say Skull Kid, if only because there’s still plenty of room for magic users in Smash.

Metroid: To be honest all of the characters from this series that could have had potential as a fighter has been added already, so...fuck it, put in Baby Metroid and have him crawl.

Yoshi: Poochy, there’s already proof a dog in Smash can work. that or baby mario so i can seek instant catharsis

Kirby: The one I think would be the coolest is Marx, but in practical terms, I’d say Bandanna Dee.

Star Fox: andross, i’ve always wanted to play as a floating head in smash but it’s never come true what the shit sakurai

Pokemon: Since there’s 800+ of the little buggers it’s tricky, but I’m going with Chandelure after Pokken Tournament.

Earthbound: Gigyas, Smash has always had a sore lack of eldritch abominations whose names don’t rhyme with Birby.

F-Zero: No experience with this franchise, so...I guess Black Shadow would be neat.

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Does Ryu from Ninja Gaiden count? He’s the only NES icon who’s not in Smash, at this point. Otherwise, give me some of that sweet Pong action.

Fire Emblem: Just give me Japanese Marth as an echo fighter, anything over Yuri Lowenthal.

Kid Icarus: Hades, and I assure you this isn’t because of KG bias. though his final smash better be him strangling someone with a wig with lego hands

Warioware: Probably Ashley, the closest thing I’ll ever have to Megumin from Konosuba in Smash.

Metal Gear Solid: Don’t tell me Raiden wouldn’t be the sickest fighter. Yes he was already in Sony Smash Bros, but that game’s a myth anyway.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Shadow absolutely should have been an echo, he was robbed. I’d also love Robotnik, he doesn’t even have to be in his Eggmobile.

Pikmin: Judging from a certain World of Light exploit, Red Pikmin would be an absolute unit.

Animal Crossing: Tom Nook, since he’s Nintendo’s equivalent to the IRS Yoshi can finally have a good counter.

Mega Man: Tron Bonne on the lone ground of being one of my Marvel vs Capcom mains.

Nintendo Series Character: Put in a Mii from Wii Music. He doesn’t even have to fight, he can just be in the background playing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star with a kazoo.

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Punch Out: Mike Tyson? Mike Tyson. okay next

Pac Man: Not a whole lot of options, but I guess modern redesign Pac Man just to piss people off.

Xenoblade: i was never really satisfied with boxer shulk, how about birthday suit shulk

Street Fighter: Akuma was always one of my favorites, just give me the ability to shoot midair fireballs.

Final Fantasy: Have to go with Sephiroth, katana with ridiculous range included.

Bayonetta: Hideki Kamiya could and probably has killed a man.

Splatoon: Marina I guess? Christ, I need to play more Splatoon.

Castlevania: I would main Alucard without a doubt. Dracula wouldn’t be so bad, either.

Super Smash Bros: I unironically think Sakurai would be a good inclusion just as a tribute.

Series not yet represented: Reimu from Touhou, has literally no chance of happening but I’m still crossing my fingers. Would probably be a Sora main, too.

And there you have it, feel free to post who you would include and/or explain why I have shit tastes.

i wanna have the bitch from the mega milk hentai as a rep for all degenerate virgin otaku such as myself

my extremely dumb ideas where i don't take any sort of logic into account

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1. mario - Fawful so we can finally have mario rpg rep, and also i just like him. final smash could be either dark star or cackletta soul, alt costumes include dark fawful and the funny pink costume from superstar saga's endgame.

2. donkey kong - Cranky Kong is the "serious" answer; would have the ducktales pogo and false teeth projectiles that bounce around and latch onto enemies. meme answer is hailed as a god.

3. zelda - my classic meme answer trio has always been Tingle, Beedle, or Groose; serious considerations are either Skull Kid (rip) or 2d zelda Pig Ganon, armed with his trident and magical attacks

4. metroid - there aren't many "important" characters in metroid left to use imo; Just A Metroid as a playable character would be hilarious and i could also see a Chozo/Chozo Statue character working out. any of the hunters from MPH could work. meme answer is Anthony "Remember Me" Higgs

5. yoshi - who else but Kamek?? i know he's a mario character too but so is the entire yoshi franchise.

6. kirby - easy answer is Bandana Waddle Dee but any of the dream friends from star allies could work since they all have huge movesets to draw material from. meme answer is Escargoon

7. star fox - Slippy

8. pokemon - i have a lot of desired pokemon reps in smash but i've always wanted Grovyle as the gen 3 rep; specifically, the mystery dungeon grovyle, which would kill two birds with one stone. alternatively, Buzzwole or Pheromosa. i have Wobbuffet as my "meme answer" here but i would actually genuinely like to see wobbuffet playable because i think the whole "only ever counters" could have some applications as a ridiculous gimmick character

9. earthbound - Porky would fuckin rock and would be a great villain rep. final smash would either be GIYGAS or his spider mech, and his alt costumes would be split between his earthbound and mother 3 designs (also pigmask alt). meme answer is one of them exploding trees

10. f-zero - i only have meme answers for this.



(serious answer is pico)

11. retro character - Bubbles from Clu Clu Land as a sort of grappler-type character. meme answer is the Satellaview mascots Parabo and Satebo, who have no legacy and aren't even game characters technically but i just like them that's all

12. fire emblem - someone who doesn't use a sword

13. kid icarus -

14. warioware - a lot of candidates for this one that i can't really narrow down. 9-volt, orbulon, mona, dribble and spitz, dr crygor, etc i can't choose and you can't make me choose

15. metal gear - not familiar enough with metal gear to have a solid answer so uhhhh Slippy again (he counts right)

16. sonic - Eggman with eggmobile altmode. he can have the fastest running speed tied with sonic because he canonically does. i could also take Gamma, Omega, or Chaos. meme answer Big the Cat

17. pikmin - not a lot of characters from this so i'll go with President of Hocotate Freight as an olimar echo; winged pikmin is replaced with the ship's research pod. alternatively, make alph his own character and give him rock pikmin. meme answer Bulborb

18. animal crossing - Mr. Resetti. i don't care if he scares kids, i want to play as him

19. megaman - i'd be cool with Protoman or Bass i guess

20. nintendo - Monita from Nintendo Land i guess (actually wouldnt Parabo and Satebo fit under this since they were marketing mascots???)

21. punch-out - King Hippo just so eggplant wizard's boyfriend can also be playable; i wouldn't want glass joe because having a straight up intentionally bad "joke character" would just be boring, although maybe they could make him work somehow

22. pac-man - ms pac-man echo, duh, or maybe a ghost with different skins based on the different ghosts (blinky, inky, pinky, clyde, sue, whatever other extraneous ghosts were in the spinoffs, and the dark blue vulnerable state). meme answer is the bdsm-lookin ghost from the shitty cartoon

23. xenoblade - don't care enough about xenoblade to have an answer for this. the funny assist trophy guy who says freezy i guess

24. street fighter - M. Bison with "YES! YES" taunt for maximum 2007 youtube power

25. any other final fantasy representation besides a character, stage and two songs. anything. it doesn't have to be a character. please squeenix. (but if it is a character it's Ultros because i'm predictable)

26. bayonetta - i also don't know enough about bayonetta to have an answer but i know Fortitudo is Too Big for Smash Bros

27. splatoon - obvious answer is Octolings as an inkling echo but meme answer is Sheldon...his final smash is his flying truck

28. castlevania - Dracula or Alucard one of these days. can't think of anyone else but my meme answer is Puwexil the Licking Skull

29. smash bros - a Primid from subspace emissary feels the most appropriate. could even have the thing where it has a different face every match.

30. series not yet represented - PEOPLE GET READY, IT'S TIME FOR THE WIDE WORLD OF RAPTOR

This post was last modified: Jan 8, 2019 at 6:17 AM by Uniju.

mario - waluigi
donkey kong - funky kong
zelda - beedle
metroid - never played it
yoshi - pak e derm
kirby - the painter girl from kirby 64
star fox - idk krystal i guess
pokemon - hitmontop
earthbound - instead of adding an earthbound character, simply remove ness and lucas
f-zero - never played it
retro - tortimer, from the classic nes game super tortimer
fire emblem - genny
kid icarus - phosphora is cute but i think medusa would be cool
wario - ashley
metal gear - never played it
sonic - knuckles
pikmin - i mean, you've got olimar, you've got his friends as skins, you've got the pikmin as moves, what else is there, the bug guys??
animal crossing - "animal", a new villager echo with a couple dozen skins of different animal npcs
megaman - the blonde girl
wii - nikki
punch out - i dont think there are any girls in punch out so dont add anyone
pac-man - uhh mrs pac man i guess. like are there even any other pac man characters other than the ghosts
xenoblade - pandoria
street fighter - i guess chun li is the most likely but id really like makoto or elena
final fantasy - do something like mii fighters and let me import my character from ff14
bayo - never played it
splatoon - octoling
castlevania - never played it
super smash bros - what does this even mean, a super smash bros character, this IS super smash bros
new series - makoto but from idolmaster not street fighter
degenerate virgin otaku - the girl from that one where they play fighting games and then she shows up at his house

degenerate virgin otaku - the girl from that one where they play fighting games and then she shows up at his house

good news: she's already in a much better game