I must admit, I knew you were all crazy, that's why you were invited. I knew you'd be entertaining too, but tonight even blew out my expectations!
The dealer chuckles in amusement
This was quite a night! In fact, this was such a fantastic game that I'll over look the rampant destruction of the mansion tonight. It'll be quite a feat to top tonight!
And why is that you ask? Well let's look at what seems to have happened.

The entire main foyer is filled with scattered bodies, some dead(?), some unconcious. By now all of the guests are up, so they are not among them. One guest, however, has not gotten up. One wearing a Beaver mask.

It seems our dear friend here could not handle such an exciting party. Au revoir my deer SLAYER , you served a great purpose. But perhaps your hubris was a bit much. I won't miss our conversations. And I'll take that Beaver mask now, you have no use for it.
So there's your victim, or at least the one that matters. Dying many times is a privilege you are all not given. Or perhaps, you are through many games? Heh.

Let's look at the facts, and don't worry, I won't scold anyone tonight.


The main foyer is a catastrophe. The center of the floor is blown open to reveal stone underneath it. There's rubble everywhere, servants lay scattered across the room, debris is littered across the floor, there's bullet holes, a pentagram, scorch marks, blood, broken glass, left over pizza and pasta, Koolaide and even some spilled mountain dew.
The dining room appears to have been the location of a shoot out. Yet at the same time, someone set up a pleasant looking dinner complete with some wine.
The workshop is now out of supplies related to art and sewing.
Someone "added" something to my mansion.
The Thomas Edison display in the History Hall has been repaired.
The Future Hall is missing some more items and its window is busted.
There's bleach in the hallway outside my room.

There were 2 AFKs tonight.

That should do it for the large scale. If you find anything else you'd like to investigate, do let me know. I've got no quips for tonight and my mysticism is only genuine when I'm austere. No one could keep a straight face after what I've seen tonight.

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Master Bedroom: The main staying quarters for the host of the party. He'll always start his night here but he may not leave every night. Expect to find some personal possessions as well as decorations and standard necessities for living. It also has it's own bathroom!

Hallways: Standard expanses of room that have paintings and other artistic decorations. It seems to be going for a vintage style with it's wall paper and colors.

Museum: A broad room speckled with plaques of information and exhibits regarding various topics and items. If modern interests are what you enjoy, it'd take some serious commitment to get through the entire exhibits, but at a glance they seem to focus on the house's history and the modern world in a gothic-punk style. There's a small window that can seen into the Main Foyer.

Den: A cozy room to relax in for when the party gets too wild downstairs. Enjoy countless sofas and seats around a broad fireplace to warm the room. Some bookcases and knickknacks provide the room with sparse decoration, but the bear rug and lighting adds to the relaxation of the room. A window looks down into the Main Foyer in the southwest corner and A dumbwaiter lies open in the northeast corner accompanied by a Bell above it, and a string tied next to the opening.

Balcony: A high rise above the Main Foyer this area provides nothing but a bird's eye view of the room below and the window's around. Some secure railing should keep any relaxing guests safe from slipping. It does not see those around the stairs or near the Game Room's door.

History Hall: A long hall featuring spotlighted moments of history in the momentous life time of the world. It's not wide but the walls are not scarce of information. There's a few cases of antiques from different eras, from neanderthal clubs to Japanese Katanas.

Future Hall: Ever wonder what the future looks like? Someone took a good guess at what they think the future would look like, from flying cars to personal customization after birth. There's some cases with props in them on this side too, but they can't be real, right?

Open Space: Naught but a chandelier with heavy looking chains hooked to the mouths of various Wulves. It'd take a beast of an effort to knock this thing down.

Library: Books galore, need I say more? There's plenty of neatly stacked books on the shelves with ladders to reach those at the top and some tossed onto the floor into piles and heaps. The alignment of bookcases in here makes it impossible to see from one side of the room to another, but climbing on top of a shelf gives a better view.

Idle Space: Just a bland room really, doesn't seem to be anything in here?

Left Bathroom: An ornate red colored bathroom with "M" marked on the door. Expect everything you'd find in a normal bathroom, but fancier.

Servant's Quarters: A larger but modest room for servant's to take breaks and sleep out the night in. It's as bland as you might expect, but it's also roomier than it looks. There's 3 bells in here that are tied into the wall off to somewhere else, and a speaker that seems to come from somewhere. There is a decent sized window that can see down into the Main Foyer.

Right Bathroom: An overly ornate purple colored bathroom with "W" marked on the door. It's got roughly the same things as the other bathroom, but it's much more gaudy in here.

Conservatory: Various plants and foliage grow up towards the skylight in here. There's also a small section caged off dedicated to raising birds of various breeds, both luxury and performance types. A small desk in the corner contains some paperwork and notes as well as a book that has pictures and details for identifying various plants.

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Theatre: A small practice stage, complete with props, lighting, and the occasional costume fill the far corner of this room, with the rest dedicated to more lazy entertainment such as watching the stage or enjoying the radio.

Game Room: If the Main Foyer is the heart of the party then the game room is it's stomach. Refreshments such as alcohol and carbonated beverages are set around the room for guests to enjoy, but most are focused around right side of the room where a small bar is attended by...nobody. The center of the room features dimly lit pool tables, smoke areas, some dart boards, and other various endeavours to pass the time.

Storage Room: Set to a stable low temperature, many foodstuffs are left in here so long as they have a long shelf life. Don't expect to find anything perishable in here.

Kitchen: Perhaps the least fancy room in the house, mostly servants come in here but occasionally a guest will come and visit. Standard utensils can be found in here and an icebox sits locked to keep it's precious perishables safe. A dumbwaiter lies open in the northeast corner accompanied by a Bell above it, and a string tied next to the opening.

Trophy Room: Animal heads, Picturesque vacations, everything you'd put in one room to show your guests and brag about how great you are. Some retired outfits from safari expeditions and other wilderness outings stand protected by the elements in glass cases, often with an accompanying tool next to them, such as a blunderbuss or grappling hook. There's an Artic camouflage uniform that seems fit for combat if not for the dark red stain on it's neck.

Main Foyer: A Vast room filled with bright light and fancy rugs to give guests the time of their life. A stage sits in the southeast corner for bands and performers to entertain guests, complete with sound and lighting equipment, but the controls seem busted right now. Some stairs down sit behind a door in the corner on the other side. Near the front entrance are some gorgeous flower arrangements and imposing looking suits of armor standing empty handed.

Dining Room: An opulent room second only to the Main Foyer. Filling most of the room is an incredible hardwood table with candles, fine china, and glittering silverware all set out for guests. The only thing missing in this room is a feast, but a lone dish in the middle lies covered with a silver dome.

Den: Similar to the den upstairs, guests will find a similarly room emphasized on comfort and chatting with guests. This room seems to have less furniture however and appears to have a higher decoration standard. One could assume this was meant for the more temporary guests as opposed to the aprty guests who would head upstairs.

Coat Room: A side room for guests to drop off their outdoor clothing and switch into something more comfortable. There still remains some discarded coats, hats, and other clothing, but nothing fancy.

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Master Bathroom: To accommodate for only one bathroom down here the Master Bathroom was set down here. Comes complete with everything a bathroom should have from showers, baths, to even a sauna in the corner. Like seriously, this bathroom is the ultimate bathroom. Just try and break it.

Hallway: It's the same as the other hallways except it's just slightly more decorated with dust.

Stock Room: If it isn't something you'd find in the kitchen or in storage, you'd find it here. Barrels, crates, and bags of who knows what lies around discarded instruments here. A dumbwaiter lies shut against the east wall. There is no bell, but there appears to be a place where there was one.

Showroom: A more secluded museum meant for storing antiques and curios. Some of it looks like garbage and some of it looks like poppycock. Anything from fake looking stone tablets with scribbles on them to balls of lord knows what lie in foggy glass cases. The room seems to have a sense of grandeur that it has lost over time of being unused.

???: Stuck in the middle of the Grand Hall is 4 walls. They tried to cover whatever it is with wallpaper and paint, but it's peeling away and revealing scratches, markings, and weird pictures.

Grand Hall: Other than the eyesore in the middle this square of halls has decorations fit for any creepy basement. Pictures that seem to follow you with their eyes, too many clocks, and was that suit of armor there before?

Trash Compactor: An empty room if you ignore the piles of trash crunched up into cubes. A large machine stands in the room that eats garbage fed into it and compacts it when given the command. The key is currently missing. There's also some scratch marks on the north end of this room.

Abandoned Room: Devoid of any lighting it's kind of hard to see what's in here. In fact, you can't.

Archives: Not so much archives as "all of this documentation had to go somewhere". There's desks. rolls, and file cabinets full of papers, but there's no organization to them, so you'll be guessing at anything you take. The entrance to the vault is in this room, but it's locked up tight. There appears to be no obvious way to open it.

Workshop: Far away from the noise of the party is a humble workshop outfitted with tools and materials for standard craft working. Anything from wood working to welding you can find in here, but supplies are limited. On one of the racks it appears that something long and pole shaped is already missing.

Vault: Who knows what valuables could lie inside. A secret weapon? Wealth beyond your dreams? Or is it already looted and just empty to put on a facade.

Ending time will be roughly 30 hours ending at 9pm PST 4/16 with a possible extension.
(I know this isn't 36 hours, but that would put it like, at 3am.)

Second Floor:
"Adell", @"Coffee", @Bruno Bucciarati, @Francis Shoemaker, @Halo 2, "Two_Finger", "Misery the Inconvenient", @Grimm, "Mii", "Pohatu", @King Radical, @James.

Basement:
@Sebastian Michaelis, @Isabelle, @Tsumugi Shirogane, @Ryutaros, @MarioPants, @Junko, @Bill Cipher, "Rozalin", "Fortnite", "Slayer", @Reigen Arataka, and the final room "Cool Cat"

Alright, listen up. I'm willing to look past a lot of things. Blackmail, wendigo attacks, clown muggings...

It's damn hard to look past being shot at, jackal-man. You best get ready for a royal audience, friendo.

This night sounds amazingly interesting and all but first things first.

Let me investigate slayer's body, any wounds? any damage?

ANYTHING...OUT OF THE ORDINARY IN THAT PASTA?

Was the pasta fucking drugged?

Also, What sort of stuff was missing from the future hall?

Where is the body?

ANYTHING...OUT OF THE ORDINARY IN THAT PASTA?

Was the pasta fucking drugged?

Also, What sort of stuff was missing from the future hall?

Of course not, it was simply regular pasta, made with ingredients from the Conservatory and the Kitchen. Do you take me for a monster?

Of course not, it was simply regular pasta, made with ingredients from the Conservatory and the Kitchen. Do you take me for a monster?

Looked in the mirror recently?

...Wait, right, the whole vampire thing.

Check what was used in the Conservatory this night

Investigate the ritual's pentagram.

thank you for saving with pasta

trust super suit to pizza man
he bring to dying cousin

This post was last modified: Apr 15, 2019 at 11:11 PM by The Dealer.

This night sounds amazingly interesting and all but first things first.

Let me investigate slayer's body, any wounds? any damage?

Yes in fact, he's got various cuts, abrasions and bruises. But perhaps what you really care about is the stake through his heart.

ANYTHING...OUT OF THE ORDINARY IN THAT PASTA?

Was the pasta fucking drugged?

Also, What sort of stuff was missing from the future hall?

Of course not, it was simply regular pasta, made with ingredients from the Conservatory and the Kitchen. Do you take me for a monster?

The pasta is Grimm's possession so you would need his permission.
Do you even know what is in the future hall?

Check what was used in the Conservatory this night

I'm surprised you have the ability to look into the past like this! I don't recall you taking inventory ever. But you do note that while there is plenty of weed, poisonous plants, and mushrooms missing, a singular black rose is missing. It was one of a kind.

Investigate the ritual's pentagram.

The pentagram is made mostly out of Koolaide with some blood in the middle. There's a bit of mtn dew mixed in it, but it seems like this was due to the mess made and not directly added.

I consent to allowing them to examine the bowl of pasta I possess. It should clear up the concerns.

I consent to allowing them to examine the bowl of pasta I possess. It should clear up the concerns.

It's pasta alright. And unlike his cakes, it tastes alright.

Are there any notes in the Conservatory about this black rose?

May i check the area around the body? any blood that could be his or signs that he could've been moved?

Are there any notes in the Conservatory about this black rose?

Only that colored roses aren't as common as people think, and the natural black rose is incredibly rare and difficult to raise. So it's just, you know, valuable.

May i check the area around the body? any blood that could be his or signs that he could've been moved?

Well the area is the main foyer which is in total shambles. Their body was clearly thrown by the commotion, but their wound has only bled out where they are lying currently.

I was on the hunt for mariopants. Bill interrupted me and I wasn't able to pay him back for his transgression, but I continued on and eventually found Mariopants. Unfortunately, pasta. But it was decent pasta so eh, can't complain.

Is there anything additional I can gleam about Slayer's corpse? I would also like to check the Wendigo out if it's still lying over by the stage.