The dealer takes a seat

So. This is how the night played out? I prepare the game and this is what happens. With so many toys and goals to meet, it astounds me that it would lead to this.
I won't stand for this any longer. Attempting to destroy the game will be met with a likewise resistance. The game will not stand for being bent by your whims. Rather, it's the other way. And soon, you will see.

One of you is gone. Good Riddance. The Magician card, the creative and innovative supporter to others. This one.
He pulls out a magician card from the 10 cards in front of him
They are dead. Reigen Arataka will never win this game. They are a loser. Having been found unfit by your companions.
The card burns in his hand, leaving naught but ash

Someone else will die tonight. One must take the blame for this crime. The game demands it. And you WILL obey. Prepare yourself for the final battles. There is no mercy left from you, only a cold and calculated race for the finish.

As dictated in this creation of mine I will state the facts you should know.

"Reigen" is on the balcony. All that is left of him, are his legs, and his lower waist.
The balcony is in decent shape but shows signs of damage near Reigen's body.
There's copious amounts of fire in the main foyer, and the front door is block by it.
All the bathrooms are flooding and busted. Even my wonderful master bathroom.
The dumbwaiter is broken once more. I will not fix it.
All of the servant's are dead.
The trophy room, show room, museum, and game room are thoroughly destroyed.
There is blood in the workshop.
The master bedroom appears to have been the site of two separate explosions, one under the bed, one at the door.
The trash compactor is blown apart.
The stock room and Storage room are now crispy remains.
The fire surrounding the ??? room is now blue.
The future hall window is left open.
Francis' body is hanging from the chandelier rope, surrounded by fire.


There is an incentive for voting. If you vote incorrectly, or not at all. Something bad will happen to you this next night. I guarantee it. Do not trifle with me.
That's enough for a start. The game continues.

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Master Bedroom: The main staying quarters for the host of the party. He'll always start his night here but he may not leave every night. Expect to find some personal possessions as well as decorations and standard necessities for living. It also has it's own bathroom!

Hallways: Standard expanses of room that have paintings and other artistic decorations. It seems to be going for a vintage style with it's wall paper and colors.

Museum: A broad room speckled with plaques of information and exhibits regarding various topics and items. If modern interests are what you enjoy, it'd take some serious commitment to get through the entire exhibits, but at a glance they seem to focus on the house's history and the modern world in a gothic-punk style. There's a small window that can seen into the Main Foyer.

Den: A cozy room to relax in for when the party gets too wild downstairs. Enjoy countless sofas and seats around a broad fireplace to warm the room. Some bookcases and knickknacks provide the room with sparse decoration, but the bear rug and lighting adds to the relaxation of the room. A window looks down into the Main Foyer in the southwest corner and A dumbwaiter lies open in the northeast corner accompanied by a Bell above it, and a string tied next to the opening.

Balcony: A high rise above the Main Foyer this area provides nothing but a bird's eye view of the room below and the window's around. Some secure railing should keep any relaxing guests safe from slipping. It does not see those around the stairs or near the Game Room's door.

History Hall: A long hall featuring spotlighted moments of history in the momentous life time of the world. It's not wide but the walls are not scarce of information. There's a few cases of antiques from different eras, from neanderthal clubs to Japanese Katanas.

Future Hall: Ever wonder what the future looks like? Someone took a good guess at what they think the future would look like, from flying cars to personal customization after birth. There's some cases with props in them on this side too, but they can't be real, right?

Open Space: Naught but a chandelier with heavy looking chains hooked to the mouths of various Wulves. It'd take a beast of an effort to knock this thing down.

Library: Books galore, need I say more? There's plenty of neatly stacked books on the shelves with ladders to reach those at the top and some tossed onto the floor into piles and heaps. The alignment of bookcases in here makes it impossible to see from one side of the room to another, but climbing on top of a shelf gives a better view.

Idle Space: Just a bland room really, doesn't seem to be anything in here?

Left Bathroom: An ornate red colored bathroom with "M" marked on the door. Expect everything you'd find in a normal bathroom, but fancier.

Servant's Quarters: A larger but modest room for servant's to take breaks and sleep out the night in. It's as bland as you might expect, but it's also roomier than it looks. There's 3 bells in here that are tied into the wall off to somewhere else, and a speaker that seems to come from somewhere. There is a decent sized window that can see down into the Main Foyer.

Right Bathroom: An overly ornate purple colored bathroom with "W" marked on the door. It's got roughly the same things as the other bathroom, but it's much more gaudy in here.

Conservatory: Various plants and foliage grow up towards the skylight in here. There's also a small section caged off dedicated to raising birds of various breeds, both luxury and performance types. A small desk in the corner contains some paperwork and notes as well as a book that has pictures and details for identifying various plants.

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Theatre: A small practice stage, complete with props, lighting, and the occasional costume fill the far corner of this room, with the rest dedicated to more lazy entertainment such as watching the stage or enjoying the radio.

Game Room: If the Main Foyer is the heart of the party then the game room is it's stomach. Refreshments such as alcohol and carbonated beverages are set around the room for guests to enjoy, but most are focused around right side of the room where a small bar is attended by...nobody. The center of the room features dimly lit pool tables, smoke areas, some dart boards, and other various endeavours to pass the time.

Storage Room: Set to a stable low temperature, many foodstuffs are left in here so long as they have a long shelf life. Don't expect to find anything perishable in here.

Kitchen: Perhaps the least fancy room in the house, mostly servants come in here but occasionally a guest will come and visit. Standard utensils can be found in here and an icebox sits locked to keep it's precious perishables safe. A dumbwaiter lies open in the northeast corner accompanied by a Bell above it, and a string tied next to the opening.

Trophy Room: Animal heads, Picturesque vacations, everything you'd put in one room to show your guests and brag about how great you are. Some retired outfits from safari expeditions and other wilderness outings stand protected by the elements in glass cases, often with an accompanying tool next to them, such as a blunderbuss or grappling hook. There's an Artic camouflage uniform that seems fit for combat if not for the dark red stain on it's neck.

Main Foyer: A Vast room filled with bright light and fancy rugs to give guests the time of their life. A stage sits in the southeast corner for bands and performers to entertain guests, complete with sound and lighting equipment, but the controls seem busted right now. Some stairs down sit behind a door in the corner on the other side. Near the front entrance are some gorgeous flower arrangements and imposing looking suits of armor standing empty handed.

Dining Room: An opulent room second only to the Main Foyer. Filling most of the room is an incredible hardwood table with candles, fine china, and glittering silverware all set out for guests. The only thing missing in this room is a feast, but a lone dish in the middle lies covered with a silver dome.

Den: Similar to the den upstairs, guests will find a similarly room emphasized on comfort and chatting with guests. This room seems to have less furniture however and appears to have a higher decoration standard. One could assume this was meant for the more temporary guests as opposed to the aprty guests who would head upstairs.

Coat Room: A side room for guests to drop off their outdoor clothing and switch into something more comfortable. There still remains some discarded coats, hats, and other clothing, but nothing fancy.

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Master Bathroom: To accommodate for only one bathroom down here the Master Bathroom was set down here. Comes complete with everything a bathroom should have from showers, baths, to even a sauna in the corner. Like seriously, this bathroom is the ultimate bathroom. Just try and break it.

Hallway: It's the same as the other hallways except it's just slightly more decorated with dust.

Stock Room: If it isn't something you'd find in the kitchen or in storage, you'd find it here. Barrels, crates, and bags of who knows what lies around discarded instruments here. A dumbwaiter lies shut against the east wall. There is no bell, but there appears to be a place where there was one.

Showroom: A more secluded museum meant for storing antiques and curios. Some of it looks like garbage and some of it looks like poppycock. Anything from fake looking stone tablets with scribbles on them to balls of lord knows what lie in foggy glass cases. The room seems to have a sense of grandeur that it has lost over time of being unused.

???: Stuck in the middle of the Grand Hall is 4 walls. They tried to cover whatever it is with wallpaper and paint, but it's peeling away and revealing scratches, markings, and weird pictures.

Grand Hall: Other than the eyesore in the middle this square of halls has decorations fit for any creepy basement. Pictures that seem to follow you with their eyes, too many clocks, and was that suit of armor there before?

Trash Compactor: An empty room if you ignore the piles of trash crunched up into cubes. A large machine stands in the room that eats garbage fed into it and compacts it when given the command. The key is currently missing. There's also some scratch marks on the north end of this room.

Abandoned Room: Devoid of any lighting it's kind of hard to see what's in here. In fact, you can't.

Archives: Not so much archives as "all of this documentation had to go somewhere". There's desks. rolls, and file cabinets full of papers, but there's no organization to them, so you'll be guessing at anything you take. The entrance to the vault is in this room, but it's locked up tight. There appears to be no obvious way to open it.

Workshop: Far away from the noise of the party is a humble workshop outfitted with tools and materials for standard craft working. Anything from wood working to welding you can find in here, but supplies are limited. On one of the racks it appears that something long and pole shaped is already missing.

Vault: Who knows what valuables could lie inside. A secret weapon? Wealth beyond your dreams? Or is it already looted and just empty to put on a facade.

You have 24 hours. So few people don't need more.

Second Floor:
"Adell", @"Coffee", "Bruno Bucciarati", "Francis Shoemaker", @Halo 2, "Two_Finger", "Misery the Inconvenient", "Grimm", "Mii", "Pohatu", @King Radical, @James.

Basement:
"Sebastian Michaelis", @Isabelle, @Tsumugi Shirogane, "Ryutaros", @MarioPants, @Junko, "Bill Cipher", "Rozalin", "Fortnite", "Slayer", "Reigen Arataka", and the final room "Cool Cat"

Inspect the remains.

Inspect the remains.

The upper part of his body is basically blown away. There's gore on the scene and traces of both explosives and high heat. The heat damage doesn't seem like a natural fire however, and seems more like a very strong chemical reaction that produces extremely high levels of heat. The damage around him is mostly the same heat damage and smells acrid.

Inspect other signs of explosions - stock room, storage room, the two explosions in the master bedroom, and anywhere else. Compare them to the explosion that presumably killed Reigen.

Inspect other signs of explosions - stock room, storage room, the two explosions in the master bedroom, and anywhere else. Compare them to the explosion that presumably killed Reigen.

The stock room and storage room look identical. The master bedroom under the bed and the door seem different from each other, while the bed matches the other two rooms. The explosion at the door seems larger, more ballistic, and based on the scorches, was aimed as a trap.
The explosion near Reigan doesn't match any of these. It shows similar damage in size and shape to the stock and storage room around his lower waist, but none of the other explosions have chemical traces that suggest a chemical fire like this one does around and over the scene.

Does Bruno's room still have a chemistry set? Use that to try to figure out what chemical left the traces where Reigen died.

The medium's sizing up for a small coffin. At least that's one bill I don't have to pay.

Let me regale you with the radmost regal events of my night.

I hung out at the hallway opposite the balcony for a little while, hoping to catch sight of someone. Unfortunately, I did. The pisser was standing on the balcony, said "GOD I HAVE TO PISS!" and proceeded to piss off the edge.

This was not cool.

Eventually the pisser pisses off, carrying a box of some sort. Probably full with jars of his own piss. Around about now, I started hearing some noises from the den, and some dude in a robe brushes past me into the master bedroom. By then I was getting mighty hungry, so I went to the kitchen, and started making a pizza.

As the pizza was cooking, I headed off to go take care of something, and just as I left the kitchen promptly exploded. Will you losers stop blowing up the damn kitchen?!

I returned a short while later, and ate my perfect pizza. Should be some slices left, but fair warning, you might never want a Papa John's again after.

I had an appointment to meet with our medium, a consultation on an item I... acquired, so I headed to the den. On my way, I saw Tsumugi hanging the cobbler from my rope. Why, I haven't a single clue, but hopefully it was for a rad reason.

While I was in the den waiting for the medium, the ""detective"" showed up, looking for something. I distracted him a bit with a magic trick. He gave up after a while, and left.

Eventually, the medium showed up, looking pretty bad. Shot in the knees if I'm any judge, and a pretty bad bruise on his head. I ain't a doctor, though. He checked my shit out, and we left together, passing through a pretty trashed trophy room, and the main foyer, which is now on fire. Nice work, whoever that was. Reigen headed down, and I headed up to my room. Last I saw him.

Oh, I also tried to kill Halo 2. Emphasis on try - the man's surprisingly good with those energy swords. He nearly took me down, but I managed to get out of there. As I left his room, heading back for my own, I heard some footsteps coming from the idle space - but I was too tired to notice anything more before I retired.

Does Bruno's room still have a chemistry set? Use that to try to figure out what chemical left the traces where Reigen died.

Whoops! Chemistry set not found! Did one of you take it?

I'm pretty sure my actions have made MarioPants a mere mortal, so I consider last night a success. There was a LOT of action last night, and some of it may have been me, so I'll be giving a Full Disclosure.

Exiting my room, I first encounter Coffee who looks PISSED like the new Burger King Pissed Meal. I follow him through the idle space, future hall, and into the Foyer. I part ways because what I want is in the kitchen.

First a special anti-mind control helmet is made using common kitchen tools and placed on my head so I can avoid another Bug incident. Secondly, I grab all the ketchup and mustard I can hold and start spraying it everywhere to try and find Mariopants. I head into the Foyer, continuing to spray, and into the Grand Hall.

A fucking skeleton shows up? He has blue eyes, so he's either one of those cool giant skulls from Castlevania or sans the skeleton and it sucks either way fuck this and he knocks me the Fuck out.

The skeleton is patrolling the area still when I wake up, so I wait for a blind spot and dash into the Trash. So, full disclosure, I figured out how to use the trash compactor last night. And well, unfortunately you all missed your chance to use it as I explode it with a mask.

I sneak into the stock room. There's paint in here which is EXACTLY what I need to stop invisibility forever. Fortunatley I don't need to search far for the MarioPants- he's in his room, sleeping like a perfect canvas. I cover him and his ENTIRE room in paint. Now he can no longer use his invisibility to dominate the arena. I use my powerful lungs to try and get the paint to dry faster, but...

I hear some footsteps outside, and check. King Radical has some kind of stick and I really don't want to find out why so I head back to the grand hall. Isabelle and Reigan are knocked out but the living stone cold steve austin t-shirt is gone.

I head up the stairs and notice Coffee walking across the foyer and I pass Tsumugi dragging The Remains of Francis accross. I enter the den and the dumbwaiter is resting in peace. Poor waiter. I head through the Library and the conservatory and notice Junko entering a hallway. I enter the hallway and she's gone.

I head to bed hoping this wacky day is over but King Radical wakes me up and tries to kill me! Luckily I can not be bested in combat and he decides to call a truce. For now.

Hey pisser, what was in your box?

sorry had to go

I recompose myself. It has been nearly a week since I reached the door.

I reach out and grab the handle. I give it a twist and a tug. The door opens to reveal a clean room. On the far side is a large window overlooking the city. There is no furniture besides a single chair and a bed, which is occupied by a small man wearing a yellow cap. He is laying on his side, cloudy eyes glued to a laptop screen.

It seems that by opening the door I caught his attention. His eyes instantly clear up as they snap to the Mjolnir Powered Assault Armor in my hands.

"Finally!" he exclaims. The excitement launching him into a coughing fit. I rush to his side.

"Are you okay?" I ask.

He composes himself and shakes his head before speaking in broken English. "Have polio, need super suit, dying soon".

I walk over to the bed and show him the Mjolnir Powered Assault Armor.

"Yes, put on me"

I help the small man to the side of the bed and disrobe him. All of his features appear small and crippled. I equip the Mjolnir Powered Assault Armor onto him and step back. The power from the armor flows into him, allowing him to stand on his own.

"It miracle" says the man. I can't see his face, but his voice alone conveys to me that he is holding back tears. He turns around and picks up his laptop. From over his shoulder I see him log onto a website.

cousins thank you

Dealer, I heard what happened to your room. Are you okay?

Dealer, I heard what happened to your room. Are you okay?

...

Damn kids, am I right?

Damn kids, am I right?

You'll have to hit harder to account for it.

Another night, another death. You'd think the psychic would see it coming.

Well, someone carried me to my room last night. They better not have gotten handsy with me when they did that! When I woke up I went to the Workshop where Tsumugi and Reigen already were. I was kinda bummed that we all needed to fling bombs at each other tonight but after Izzy joins us, Tsumugi and us have a pleasant visit, and it really raised my spirits! In the middle of this, Tsumugi makes Coffee a Skeleton Costume, despite the latter seemingly quite vengeful about last night's corn shenanigans. We had fun and Reigen helped us end our time together with a photoshoot. It was so much fun!

Afterwards, I headed to the Stockroom and up the late Dumbwaiter. On my way up I heard the Dealer laughing at me, what a jerk! I wasn't particularly fond of being forced to use this crude explosive for murder, so I just returned my mask to it's original owner, but he wasn't there so I left it somewhere. I also made sure his room was nice and secure so no one would intrude. You're welcome.

When I left I headed straight for the Conservatory to visit my beautiful bird and I spent the rest of the night there until I headed to bed, get MarioPants to ask my feathered little buddy if you don't believe me! Oh, I also noticed the Dealer perv-ing on me at one point! What the hell!

I left my room and started off by going to the kitchen, deploying my mask into the storage room because I figured no one would be there. I didn't want to use the explosion in any way, but I was going to kill in some other way(which fortunately didn't work, and I got a nice night in return)

I use the dumbwaiter again to go down to the stock room, and going out to the grand hall I saw Tsumugi go back the way I came into the hallway. No idea what she was doing. Anyway, I wanted to see if the ??? room was still on fire, which it was. I also saw Coffee putting on some sort of costume and holding a club, so I decide to duck out of there before he decides he doesn't like my presence. Just before he's out of sight, though, I saw Junko give him something. No idea what it was, but she gave him something.

I went upstairs to the game room through the main foyer and I heard someone yell "GOD I HAVE TO PISS." I assumed it was mariopants as I saw someone urinating off the balcony. Ignoring whatever that was I went to the theater where I executed my """well thought out""" murder, I brought the spear I had obtained the previous night and set up some porn to appear on the screen. I waited for someone to come in and see that cool stuff, but no one did, so I had some fun all by myself by having some good old masturbation and having an orgasm.

After the fun was over I went back to the main foyer, no one was there so I headed upstairs via the stairs to the den. The dumbwaiter appeared to be completely busted, so that was a shame. I headed over to the conservatory without incident and I saw Junko there with some bird. I shrug that off and head to the hallway where I hear some loud running water coming from the bathrooms and Tsumugi dragging Francis's corpse to god knows where. I headed into my room after seeing that to get some shuteye.

Rest well, Reigen. Thank you for joining the corn club before you departed.

I woke up and left my room as REIGEN left into the grand hall. I personally headed into the stock room, looking for an old Polaroid and some more fire starting supplies. I heard JUNKO moving around in her own room as I headed out and into the workshop. I saw Reigen once again, just kind of standing there. I didn't pay much attention to him as I made a bow and arrows for my plans tonight. While I was working, Junko walked in to grab some tape and yarn and tried to leave, but I told her I needed her to stay for a minute. I finished up my crafting around the time ISABELLE showed up with some light source. She was about to go over to Reigen and a nearby clock, but I stopped her. I apologized to Junko and Isabelle for everything and tell them they were always my favorite people here, and then we all took a group photo with my camera. I also made Reigen take a picture of me making funny poses for the fun of it. After talking to them for a minute, I left them all be, but then COFFEE walked in. He was pretty unhappy with me, and well, I can't say he's at fault for that. Despite that, he wanted some bones for a costume, and I kind of did have to make it up to him for last night, so I made some for him. He grabbed some string and some sort chemical before leaving. After I was finally done with everything, I left. I will note that I did not see Reigen again after this.

Outside, I saw COFFEE once again, tossing powder into the fire in the hallway, turning it blue, before he started putting on all of the bones I made him. I passed by JAMES as I went to store my two photos in my room for safe keeping. I grabbed my hammer and bravely wore my raccoon mask on top of my head before heading back out. I also made sure I had some weed before heading into the stock room. I planned on using the dumbwaiter immediately, but it was already in use, so I had to wait a minute. Once whoever had it before was done, I called it back down and used it to ride up to the top floor. Took me a bit to ascend, but I walked out into the den...and immediately turned around and destroyed the dumbwaiter with my hammer. I'm sorry, but I can't take it anymore. I had to get my revenge on this place that's had me trapped for so long, and that was only the start.

Heading through the library and conservatory, I made my way to the two bathrooms, where I immediately proceeded to flood them out. I ran out before I got too wet, and grabbed Francis's corpse from the servant's quarters. I dragged him into the museum, which I promptly trashed out. As I was in the middle of destroying priceless relics that can never be replaced, I heard an explosion coming from the master bedroom. Couldn't really do anything about it, so I headed downstairs, passing HALO 2 on the way down.

COFFEE entered the coat room while I was walking down here, and I proceeded to tie up Francis' corpse on the rope in the middle of the room, setting the ground below him on fire. KING RADICAL skated by in the middle of this, and COFFEE walked by with a bundle of cloth not long after. Both went to the trophy room, and I heard another loud explosion - this time right below me - before I followed Coffee into the trophy room. He glared at me, but I just ignored him as I began trashing the place out. He let me be and went into the first floor den, and when I finished I moved into the theatre, where someone had been watching porn on the projector. Personally, I'm only into corn, so I moved to the game room and began smashing the bottles of alcohol on the ground nearby. After this, I continued my destruction by setting the area near the front door on fire. In retrospect, blocking off the exit wasn't my best idea, but oh well. ISABELLE was dodging the fire as she went to the game room, as I headed to the dining room to break down the table, and everything else in sight. As I turned around and headed back to the foyer, Isabelle dragged Slayer's corpse and a rifle downstairs, and I followed her.

I heard yet another explosion, this one coming from the trash compactor. I went into the showroom to destroy it, until I suddenly got the warning - I didn't attempt last night, and my mask was about to explode. Luckily for me, I was able to catch it and activated my invincibility just in time for the mask to blow up on my head. My protection resulted in the blast doing nothing, and I breathed a sigh of relief. I finished off the room before going into the master bathroom. Just like the other bathrooms, I broke all the plumbing and flooded out the whole room. I thought about doing more, but I was getting tired, and decided I was satisfied with the damage I had caused. I passed by ISABELLE one more time in the hallway, as she carried Slayer and some lights into the grand hall. I myself went to sleep.

Insert the word "plain" here.