ITT: Times you acted like The Joker

#1
Fun With Despair

>game says press A to start

>press B


CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
#2
Aidan

>matress has do not remove tag

>remove it

LOOKING AT MY OWN REFLECTION
WHEN SUDDENLY IT CHANGES
VIOLENTLY IT CHANGES
#3
El Negro

>tv show says stay tuned for more

>change channels

ᴴᵒʷ ᶜᵃⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵉᵉ ᶦⁿᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵉʸᵉˢ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵒᵖᵉⁿ ᵈᵒᵒʳˢˀ
ᴸᵉᵃᵈᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒʷⁿ, ᶦⁿᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᶜᵒʳᵉ
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#4
Fun With Despair

>fast food cashier asks if I want to make it a combo

>say no

>I really wanted a combo


ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
#5
Kright

> Order Coffee

> Girl says “Have a good day”

> Day was only mediocre at best


CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNN
THESE WOUNDS
THEY WILL NOT HEALLLL
#6
MoonAge

>leave phone plugged in to charge overnight

>wake up to find the charger stopped working

>phone still at 2%


I WALK THESE EMPTY STREETS
ON THE BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS
#7
Aidan

>building's door says EXIT

>enter it

I
CRY
WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
#8
Draku

>Delivery guy says "enjoy the food"

>Respond with "You too!" before closing the door

>He has no food with which to enjoy himself

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
WORN OUT PLACES, WORN OUT FACES
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#9
MoonAge

>sees joker thread

>replies with a mild inconvenience instead of an act against society


I SEE NO HEAR NO EVIL
BLACK WRITINGS ON THE WALL
UNLEASHED A MILLION FACES
AND ONE BY ONE THEY FALL
#10
El Negro

>toilet paper roll says 'cut here'

>keep going instead


WAKE UP
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE
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