I shred massively on the rail while doing the shaka in front of the fish eyed lens camera. Once I land I do a comical fall on the ground, spilling pogs from my pocket all over the place

i vibe around somewhere in my dad's body as i didn't exist yet

I do a flip.

This post was last modified: Aug 10, 2020 at 3:36 PM by Hearts.

late 360 shove-it to boneless'd

This post was last modified: Aug 10, 2020 at 3:35 PM by Pea.

I do a flip.

Whoa, sick bro! You should come over to my house, my backyard's basically this huge skate park with ramps and all that. We could hang out, eat pizza and listen to The Offspring!

i pull out my Gameboy Colour and play Rugrats in Time one of the only GBC games i owned

I'll be there in a minute guys, just gotta put on my knee pads, elbow pads, shin pads, helmet, shoulder pads, cup, mouth guard, nipple pads, gloves and sunscreen. You go on without me.

don't worry guys i'll grab my camcorder to record any sweet tricks or wipeouts to put on a VHS later with some cool music

i wander out of the forest and into the skate park to eat trash and slip on the grind rail as my hooves fail to grip

Everyone is calling their friends the F word

Everyone is calling their friends the F word

Friends?

im saying the f word

This post was last modified: Aug 21, 2020 at 4:39 AM by Draku.

kids these days will never know how to skateboard or curse each other out or be assholes or each other or . . .

Everyone is calling their friends the F word

teenagers still say this word to each other, today

Everyone is calling their friends the F word

teenagers still say this word to each other, today

fortnite

@GeneralGuy do you fart

i smoke a fat weed bunt