Well hey, there's you and here's me, typing like no other cat's ever done before...
Name's Garfield, bucko... I should let you know that I am the -king- of this town...
The story dates back to 1978, when a human looked over at his own cat and decided to write and draw some short comics about 'em... this dragged me onto the show of popularity, hollywood, and much more... I'm no simple cat, kid.
But I'm not here to talk about myself, am I? If I were, I'd be talking about it aaaaall day, as you fill that bowl of yours with tasty meals made specifically for me...
Who am I kidding... of course I'm here to talk about myself! Name's Garfield, I am a muscular cat, Monday hater, and a self-procclaimed Lasagna Lover... cats and dogs all around the place fear my name, and grovel upon my mere sight! It's ridiculous... being famous's got it perks... I even have my own games! If you've not played the hit game Garfield Kart yet, what are you waiting for? All of the money will be directed to...
...wait, what do you mean the money's not directed to me? I'm going to have a long talk with Jon about this.
Oh? Who's Jon, you say? Jon Arbuckle... the lamest guy in town. That's all you need to know about him, really...
Those are some pictures of me, kid... you like 'em? Pay for 'em.
Oh, and guess where you can see an Exotic Shorthair...
That's right! Garfield. Ooooh boy... isn't that lovely?
Phew... I need a break from all this fame... hey Oddie, come here and finish the thread for me.
Oh right! This is a Cats-only zone! Too bad... off the table you go, stupid mutt.
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Off I go, kid... I've got some lasagna to eat and a human to annoy.
Name's Garfield, bucko... I should let you know that I am the -king- of this town...
The story dates back to 1978, when a human looked over at his own cat and decided to write and draw some short comics about 'em... this dragged me onto the show of popularity, hollywood, and much more... I'm no simple cat, kid.
But I'm not here to talk about myself, am I? If I were, I'd be talking about it aaaaall day, as you fill that bowl of yours with tasty meals made specifically for me...
Who am I kidding... of course I'm here to talk about myself! Name's Garfield, I am a muscular cat, Monday hater, and a self-procclaimed Lasagna Lover... cats and dogs all around the place fear my name, and grovel upon my mere sight! It's ridiculous... being famous's got it perks... I even have my own games! If you've not played the hit game Garfield Kart yet, what are you waiting for? All of the money will be directed to...
...wait, what do you mean the money's not directed to me? I'm going to have a long talk with Jon about this.
Oh? Who's Jon, you say? Jon Arbuckle... the lamest guy in town. That's all you need to know about him, really...
Those are some pictures of me, kid... you like 'em? Pay for 'em.
Oh, and guess where you can see an Exotic Shorthair...
That's right! Garfield. Ooooh boy... isn't that lovely?
Phew... I need a break from all this fame... hey Oddie, come here and finish the thread for me.
Oh right! This is a Cats-only zone! Too bad... off the table you go, stupid mutt.
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Off I go, kid... I've got some lasagna to eat and a human to annoy.