Hey.

I'm sorry about everything.

I know it shouldn't have... been like this, and I know many of you just wanted to look at cute dogs and such.

So... you know what? Let's just end this.

Let's finish what we've started, shall we?

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Sheepadoodle – Old English Sheepdog and Poodle



Such a monotone creature.

The Sheepadoodle's the closest thing to a dog sheep you'll possibly get. It combines the fluffiness of the poodle with ye' old English Doggo.

It's honestly pretty cute. It's not too big, nor too small.



Mixing any dog with Poodles is getting old, but... it's honestly not that bad. The only downside is that it'll only be of two colors, those being black and white.

Besides that, it's... pretty much a small English Dog.

My rating? Good. I feel like I've seen it somewhere before.

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Sheprador – Labrador Retriever and Australian or German Shepherd



A completely normal dog.

Now... from far away, this'll look like just another, normal dog. And I agree, it's just a normal dog. But... doesn't it feel odd?

It feels... strangely off. Something is wrong with this dog.



Regardless... it's pretty okay. I don't think I have any complaints about it, neither its personality nor appearance change a lot.

My rating? Alright. Not much to say about it.

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Shepherd Chow – German Shepherd and Chow Chow



Fluffier than it looks.

As we may alraedy know, the Chow Chow's a big boy. Like, biiiig boy. Lot of fur.

The German Shepherd on the other hand, is a common dog with not that much fur.

What do you get when you combine both?



A fluffier booooy, that's right!

The cuteness and great personality of a shepherd mixed up with the big boy Chow Chow. It's pretty good, but please be careful during summer.

My rating? Good. Big boy shepherd boy.

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Snorkie – Miniature Schnauzer and Yorkshire Terrier



What the HECK is a Snorkie?

The name of this dog seems incredibly stupid to me. Yes, the Yorkshire Terrier could be reduced to Yorkie, and yes, the Mini Schauzer could be reduced to, uh... whatever the heck is reduces itself to. But Snorkie? Snorkie????? What were people thinking?

Ah well, it's not that big of a deal. The Snorkie takes the appearance traits of both dogs and slaps them together, making room for a strange heckin' Yorkie.



It's got a pretty low saturation in its color variation and not much else besides that.

My rating? Alright. I wish all Yorkies were Snorkies.

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Swissy Saint – Greater Swiss Mountain Dog and Saint Bernard



Oh hell yeah.

Now, now... Swissy Saint's also a somewhat stupid name, but doesn't it sound cool as heck? Come on. Anyway...

The Swissy Saint's a perfect mix of both dogs. Both of them share very similar traits that only dogs of that same breed usually have, except that the Swiss's body is a bit more thin while the Saint Bernard's a bit more heavy.



In my opinion, this mix makes both dogs look more interesting and original, but there's also not much to say about the breed itself.

It's just a weird heckin' Saint Bernard.

My rating? Good. Still not much of a saint.

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Texas Heeler – Australian Shepherd and Australian Cattle Dog



Hold the fuck up.

This is a Texas Heeler... Texas. From two Australian dogs. What?

Sir.

Well... anyway... despite being rather cursed, it is a pretty Texas lookin' boy. Generally, they've got a somewhat Dalmatian trait of having a lot of dots scattered around the fur on their body, let me remind you that the Australian Shepherd's a beautiful boy and the Australian Cattle Dog's a not-so beautiful dog.



I feel like it's got more traits from the Shepherd than the Cattle, while the Dalmatian portion definitely comes from the latter as the body itself has the shape of an average shepherd. It looks pretty cool, honestly.

My rating? Good. This isn't Texas at all.

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Wauzer – Schnauzer and West Highland White Terrier



Wowzers!

Well... you can definitely see the Schnauzer portion of the dog. But let me be real with you, despite the long name, the West Highland White Terrier's almost identical to the Schnauzer in a lot of things.

Regardless, they've got a couple of differences, as does every dog.



You can clearly see that the Schnauzer's got a bit more hair in some places, where the White Terrier is usually the same overall. If you're not aware of it, the Schnauzer's usually got that trait of having a strange beard on their faces, and weird pointy ears that nobody seems to pay attention to.

The White Terrier, however, is just a normal White Terrier. Combined, They create this strange mix of brown, white and sometimes black that's apparently rather common in between these mixed breeds.

My rating? Good. Wowzers.

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Whoodle – Wheaten Terrier and Poodle



Don't leave it in charge of the wheat.

The Whoodle's a very hairy dog. Sure, it's fluffy thanks to the Poodle (since a lot of owners apparently want their Poodles to be fucked by everything), but if you've not seen the Wheaten Terrier then let me just tell you... they've got hair everywhere.

A lot of the time, the Wheaten's got problems SEEING because of that same hair, it grows big enough to cover their hair... though they're not as hairy as some other dogs.



My only complaint is still the Poodle. Why are you using it for everything, why? On god.

Regardless, it's just a normal Poodle mix.

My rating? Good. Very original name, indeed.

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Yorkipoo – Yorkshire Terrier and Poodle



Poo from Poodle, get it?

The Yorkipoo's actually a pretty recent breed, given the fact that the first dog resulting from this mix was definitely seen after the year 2000.

As for the looks, the Yorkipoo's around a 70% Yorkshire and a 10% Poodle. The numbers don't add up, right?

That's because it's not as fluffy as other mixes.



For some reason, most Yorkipoos aren't really all that special. Sure, it looks cute! But since it's a mix of two awfully different yet similar dogs, the traits that define either dog are mostly lost.

Instead, the dog ends up looking like if you tried to shove a Yorkie next to a Poodle and went all "go on, breed."

My rating? Alright. Poodles are cute, but please stop.

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Zuchon – Bichon Frisé and Shih Tzu



Let's end this on a good breed.

This is it. The final dog.

No other will be as cute as this one.

This breed is often called the 'Teddy Bear' due to its similarity with them. You could potentially stock these dogs up in a bag, take them through an airport and then fool the guards with their appearance.

Just don't try it.



The Zuchon, to nobody's surprise, is a great breed. Do you like the Shih Tzu? Perfect, you'll like it. Do you like the Bichon Frisé? Well, you might not get as excited for this dog, but you sure as heck will like it.

Grab your own teddy bear, then grab this dog. You'll be amused.

My rating? Very good. Just don't squeeze it.

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Well... that's it.

That's all of them.

The job's finally done, so... we can finally leave, right?

But first, let's order each breed by rating, and in the order they showed up.

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Very good.

- Bernedoodle.
- Bugg. (but still cursed)
- Cockapoo.
- Ewokian.
- Gerberian Shepsky.
- Gollie.
- Havapoo.
- Horgi.
- Pomsky.
- Schnoodle.
- Zuchon.

Good.

- Alusky.
- Cavachon.
- Daniff.
- Dorgi.
- Goldendoodle.
- Golden Dox.
- Jack-a-Ranian.
- Labbe.
- Labradoodle.
- Morkie.
- Papijack.
- Pitsky.
- Poochin.
- Pyrador.
- Saint Weiler.
- Sharp Asset.
- Shepadoodle.
- Shepherd Chow.
- Swissy Saint.
- Texas Heeler.
- Wauzer.
- Whoodle.

Not bad / Alright.

- Bassador.
- Border Chow.
- Sheprador.
- Snorkie.

Could be better / Could be worse.

- Beaglier.
- Bogle.
- Bogle.
- Bo-jack.
- Cheagle.
- Frenchton.
- Jack-a-Bee.
- Lhaffon.
- Muggin.
- Peekapoo.
- Puggle.

Don't ever do this.

- Chiweenie.
- Chug.

Best breeds for mixing: Husky, Poodle, Corgi, German Shepherd, Collie.
Worst breeds for mixing: Pug, Chihuhua, Beagle, Boston Terrier, Brussel Griffon.

Wow. Would you look at that.

There's not been that many bad breeds... the Chug runs for many, but besides that..

Well...

That's actually it, for real this time.

I guess I'll see you... later.

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Oh! And one more thing.

Everyone that's dealt damage to Wilfred Warlord will get a badge.

Because I feel nice.

Well... thank you, everyone.

That was a fun trip.

Until we meet again.

what the fuck is that

stop with the poodle mixing, i swear

swissy saints look like bros. good dog.

i can't believe we actually did get a tier list at the end

That sheprador's got a strong ear game

I accidentally read snorkie as snorkle
wonder if they're good swimmers