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sealelement
do you still have that pic of noname from OJ with his dick out? where hes a potted plant? kyle wants it. thanks
#2
sealelement
i like how i post about anime boys with their dicks out and pedigree is ON THAT SHIT WITHIN A MINUTE. never change my dude
100% pure gamer 100%
#3
El Negro
enjoy
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Vertette
(Dec 8, 2020 at 5:53 AM)Pedigree Wrote: what, do you think I'm summoned by some kinda Dick Signal?

didn't gay people have dick signal

"someone's talking about dicks! quickly robin, to the dicksmobile"
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benis
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sealelement
(Dec 8, 2020 at 5:53 AM)Pedigree Wrote: what, do you think I'm summoned by some kinda Dick Signal?

that was indeed the implication. i can have kyle send you the pic if you want
100% pure gamer 100%
(Dec 8, 2020 at 7:51 AM)Vertette Wrote:
(Dec 8, 2020 at 5:53 AM)Pedigree Wrote: what, do you think I'm summoned by some kinda Dick Signal?

didn't gay people have dick signal

"someone's talking about dicks! quickly robin, to the dicksmobile"

YOUTUBE ANALYSIS: The Science Behind a Vert Post.

Vert
A notorious member of MW who migrated here from MFGG BOARDS, home of racist/homphobic teenagers and the coolest guy, EYT. Vert initially came here due to a ongoing board war between MFGG vs MW and for some reason months/a year later he still persists in showing his face here. This normally wouldn't be a problem, we love new members. We love them so much we scare them away because we 1. Don't believe they're real people. 2. Anxiety of potentially being a FORBIDDEN ONE dupe.

When we look at a Vert post we can see that most of the time
he has nothing to say at all.
His posts are very devoid of any personality and any time he does manage to make a joke it resembles the type of humor you might've heard back in 5th/6th grade. Case in point, the above quoted post. Let's take a deeper dive

Quote:didn't gay people have dick signal

"someone's talking about dicks! quickly robin, to the dicksmobile"

The problem here isn't the joke itself. It's that the joke sucks. What he could've done is said something like "yes. *posts picture of a photoshopped dick signal on the batman signal thing" but that would require some effort on Vert's part.
This was going to be a post ripping on Vert's entire post history but Vert post so infrequently that by page 4 you're already in posts from 2017 but his character development has remained the same...and that my dudes...is the biggest diss of all..
What needs to be done to make Vert go from Shinji [Image: shinji-ikari-2671.jpg?t=1566179686]

to Harold [Image: latest?cb=20110609020430]

When will Vert become funny??? When will Vert become an actual good member of MW?? Will he ever?? Does he plan on it??? And finally

The question everyone is asking

Would we like Vert if he was an anime e-girl

Maybe.

But only if he was similar to Noriko from Gunbuster.

Hard-working, cute, kind and not homo/transphobic.
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Thank you.
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Vertette
slow the fuck down charles dickens i didn't sign up for a forum to read your novel
(Dec 8, 2020 at 3:37 PM)Vertette Wrote: slow the fuck down charles dickens i didn't sign up for a forum to read your novel

Listen will you make up your mind?
Are you an 8th grader or 50 year old boomer?
Reference nerd shit like the rest of us do old man
#10
Vertette
(Dec 8, 2020 at 3:39 PM)ゼルマ Wrote:
(Dec 8, 2020 at 3:37 PM)Vertette Wrote: slow the fuck down charles dickens i didn't sign up for a forum to read your novel

Listen will you make up your mind?
Are you an 8th grader or 50 year old boomer?
Reference nerd shit like the rest of us do old man
if "nerd shit" involves thirsting over anime girls and k-pop i think i'll pass
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El Negro
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(Dec 8, 2020 at 3:41 PM)Vertette Wrote:
(Dec 8, 2020 at 3:39 PM)ゼルマ Wrote:
(Dec 8, 2020 at 3:37 PM)Vertette Wrote: slow the fuck down charles dickens i didn't sign up for a forum to read your novel

Listen will you make up your mind?
Are you an 8th grader or 50 year old boomer?
Reference nerd shit like the rest of us do old man
if "nerd shit" involves thirsting over anime girls and k-pop i think i'll pass

Now this is another prime example of Vert's character development being locked.
Can you please tell me why you have to mention k-pop even when it's nowhere to be found in discussion?
Did me posting dancing korean women really traumatize you that much that you can't let it go?
I'm here to help bro just lmk
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Vertette
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>TFW VERT HAS RESORTED TO IGNORING ME


Alright well, time to use his one known weakness. I'm sorry Black....I have to ruin your thread...
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>TFW VERT FINALLY GONE

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>VERT FINALLY FUCKING GONE
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