[NSFW] Assorted Futanari Collection

#1
Fun With Despair
Rather than dive straight into some kind of epic saga that nestles right up close with Naruto and One Piece in the top tiers of anime-related content (or at least, that's what people would have me believe their hundred-chapter hentai manga about a boy turning into a woman and fucking dogs is), I have decided to start off with something simple yet shocking, like a circus freakshow.

Indeed, there will not be many images on display today, yet I believe that quality is better than quantity, and in today's case we have neither as I have chosen to spare your mostly virgin eyes from this wretched sight. Now, I said I would be judging these primarily on merits of a more objective standpoint, however it is important to note that I am not referring to these images as terrible because of my own dislike of the Futanari genre, but because many of them are positively grotesque in a manner beyond that.

I'm sure you ask to yourselves, "Why exaggerate? It's just a chick with a dick it's nothing you haven't accidentally encountered on newgrounds in the 2000s". Well, my dear audience, you fail to understand the gravity of the situation here.

As well as the gravity of the dicks attached to said chicks. Don't say I didn't warn you. And if you are underage, at work, in public, or Mariofan, turn back now. I have done my best to censor these images, but they are inherently NSFW even with everything black bar'd out.









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First up, we have this image. Now, I'd like to present you with a riddle: What do you think is happening regarding that golf club? Is she putting it in her ass? Well if you guessed that, you're wrong because on top of a gigantic dick and balls combo, she also has what I can assume is a fully working vagina located beneath the balls, which is currently housing the golf club. There IS something in her ass, but frankly I cannot tell what it is and therefore I will continue to assume that is is some variety of bad dragon product, the only thing that can satisfy someone who themselves possesses a dick the size of a powerlifter's entire arm.

I'm not kidding by the way, and I did not intentionally play up the censor bar. That shit is just that big.

Anyway, upon examining the art, it's not terrible. It is lacking some detail in areas, but that mostly serves in this case to lower the level of bizarre uncanny imagery on display rather than cause it. Out of today's images, unfortunately this one is probably the least offensive, and you can tell the quality from how realistic the expression on her face is as her brain slowly shuts down from blood loss due to her titanic erection. Obviously heavy anatomy work needs to be done, but in general I feel like the artist's vision is well captured. You have a woman with a massive dick ejaculating onto her own contorted visage, and it does portray that about as well as you could hope for.

The golf club throws me off however, as from a cultural standpoint golf is not considered sexy in any way. Regardless, this one is "okay" from the standpoint of its artistic merit, and I shall move on to another.



Now, considering the poor anatomy of the last image, you may be wondering why it is the best of the bunch, and well, the unholy terror that lies below should serve as explanation enough, I should say.

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So, there's a lot to unpack with this one, but I will start with the positives. For one, the girl in the bottom left with the white hair and the black hoodie has a cute face and the art this time takes a more stylized approach than the last one, which was a bit generic and simple if again, inoffensive. In this regard, I think this image does feature a few improvements over the last, but takes a few big hits in the anatomy department that drag it down into a rather wretched spot indeed.

First off, I have to point out the obvious as well as clarify a few things. This girl's dick, specifically the one on the bottom left, is even larger than the last to the point where it is literally larger than she is. I shouldn't even need to point out why this is fucked up and probably terrible for her health. Also, her tail doubles as a weird mouth thing, which would normally in any other circumstance be a cool character design, but here simply acts as a vehicle for yet another grave error, namely the fact that the tail's tongue is intertwined with the girl's penis inside the body of the other girl, something that should just not be possible without instantly killing the subject.

Now, this COULD be snuff porn, but the girl on the right seems alive to me, which is a plot hole. The rightmost girl also possess no lower body, something that is not visible in the image due to censorship of the giant, throbbing gray cock. Instead, her lower body consists of just a gaping, toothy maw like some kind of Final Fantasy boss. A Final Fantasy Boss stuck in the middle of a brutal sexual encounter.

Notably, this one does have some semblance of plot. After imitating a Roblox character or Tumblr user upon hearing bad news, the small girl in the hoodie appears to refer to her junk as an "Abyssal Torpedo", which sounds about accurate to the size. Now, whether the test in question is the sex act, whether the Torpedo even is her penis to begin with, or whether the sex act is just some kind of "reward" for early testing help is never addressed, but we do learn the name of the girl being fucked, that being "L.C.". The girl with the massive penis is never named.

As you may be able to tell, I do not like this image very much. Not only does it commit similar sins to the last image, but it does so in a more flagrant and offensive manner while taking the absurdity to a level that I just find breaks the suspension of disbelief. This image is too niche, perhaps, and would likely only see value in the hands of specialty collectors and Lulu*'s hard drive.

*note: this collection was not Lulu's



Spoiler:

Finally we have, personally the image that I think is the worst, even considering the absurdity and implications of the last. At the very least, the last image had an anime artstyle and at least one face bordering on cute. This one's art is truly unappealing, like some fucking Shadman shit. Too shiny, greasy, just generally unattractive to look at. The last two also sort of attempted to try something dynamic with regards to its posing and composition, whereas this one fails. There is no story being told here, and very little left to the imagination.

It is also unclear what or who this character is supposed to be. The first image is clearly a golfer, and the second image depicts probably some Kantai Collection shit idk I don't throw my wallet at PNGs like some of you (KYLE). This one though? She looks like an ugly ass Trip genderbend or some kind of pizza delivery woman. Is she supposed to maybe be Wendy from Wendy's? I can't tell, but if it's an OC then I have to say that it's unfortunately quite soulless.

And now to drag the elephant out of the room kicking and screaming, yes she does have two penises. Two very large ones in fact. Now, this may seem unrealistic at first, but there actually HAVE been medically recorded cases of people being born with two dicks before, so I'm not going to dock TOO many anatomy points for that aspect. However once again the dicks are too LARGE. How is she not passed out right now? They are both rock solid and you're telling me she has enough bloodflow to her brain to slav squat there showing off? I don't think so, buddy.

Ultimately, this image is just ugly, with little to draw the eye once the inherent shock of seeing two large cocks attached to this woman wears off. It doesn't have much going for it, and I like it least because of that. The previous image was horrific to a degree, but this one inspires no emotion besides "ew, take a shower bitch".



After some research, the official definition for the term "Futanari" includes the statement that they must possess both a penis and a vagina to count, so in the end the first image is again the most honest entry on the list today. No sign of this defining feature is present in the other two, which once again calls their authenticity into question. Surely if one was a fan of the genre, they would want affirmation that what they are looking at does indeed fit into that genre, no?

Alas, perhaps we will never know whether the term truly applies to the second and third images, but perhaps we do not need to. Minus World is a community now deeply entrenched in murder mysteries, and what better to start off with than a mystery that will never be solved. Vagina? No vagina? We'll never know, and maybe it's better that way.

"Oof!" indeed, black hoodie girl. Oof indeed.
#2
sealelement
Thank you Despair, this is a great post, I can feel the despair and anguish seeping through the screen. Private message me with whatever member you want me to compare to Chris-Chan. I also appreciate that the community has made a concentrated effort to send you the most absolutely disgusting and vomit-inducing kind of girl with penis pornography that exists.

I actually have a question for all the perverts out there, too. In my travels on the internet, I've seen and met people who pay way too much money to have images like this commissioned, and I'm sure there's people on this very forum who are into these specific kinds of images or at least know someone who is. My question is deceptively simple: WHY? I see photos with women with cocks the size of beer kegs and my immediate reaction is revulsion and self-loathing. I'm really not trying to be holier than thou or whatever the fuck, I just don't understand it. Who likes this? Why do you like this? Why?????? You can reply to me on Anon World if you're too embarrassed to answer straight up. I just need to understand the kind of person who is the market for this kind of art so I can identify them in my real life and avoid them. Thanks.
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#3
Fun With Despair
why would I DM you, my answer is obviously drei
#4
sealelement
The only reason I asked was if you wanted it to be a surprise. But the contract is sealed. I'll have it up first thing 2021.
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#5
Shygul
(Dec 29, 2020 at 8:55 AM)sealelement Wrote: Thank you Despair, this is a great post, I can feel the despair and anguish seeping through the screen. Private message me with whatever member you want me to compare to Chris-Chan. I also appreciate that the community has made a concentrated effort to send you the most absolutely disgusting and vomit-inducing kind of girl with penis pornography that exists.

I actually have a question for all the perverts out there, too. In my travels on the internet, I've seen and met people who pay way too much money to have images like this commissioned, and I'm sure there's people on this very forum who are into these specific kinds of images or at least know someone who is. My question is deceptively simple: WHY? I see photos with women with cocks the size of beer kegs and my immediate reaction is revulsion and self-loathing. I'm really not trying to be holier than thou or whatever the fuck, I just don't understand it. Who likes this? Why do you like this? Why?????? You can reply to me on Anon World if you're too embarrassed to answer straight up. I just need to understand the kind of person who is the market for this kind of art so I can identify them in my real life and avoid them. Thanks.
same reason i watch attack on titan instead of ww2 footage reels. its just more interesting to look at from a visual standpoint. the coolest thing about hentai is that different stuff like this can actually exist. looking at porn is much more fun if you dont know whether the girls cock is gonna be 2 inches long or 2 feet long. stuff that just cant happen irl is way more fun to fantasize about stuff than stuff that is actually plausible irl.
#6
Fun With Despair
(Dec 29, 2020 at 4:05 PM)Shygul Wrote: i watch attack on titan
stopped reading there
#7
Shonen Zelma
(Dec 29, 2020 at 8:55 AM)sealelement Wrote: Thank you Despair, this is a great post, I can feel the despair and anguish seeping through the screen. Private message me with whatever member you want me to compare to Chris-Chan. I also appreciate that the community has made a concentrated effort to send you the most absolutely disgusting and vomit-inducing kind of girl with penis pornography that exists.

I actually have a question for all the perverts out there, too. In my travels on the internet, I've seen and met people who pay way too much money to have images like this commissioned, and I'm sure there's people on this very forum who are into these specific kinds of images or at least know someone who is. My question is deceptively simple: WHY? I see photos with women with cocks the size of beer kegs and my immediate reaction is revulsion and self-loathing. I'm really not trying to be holier than thou or whatever the fuck, I just don't understand it. Who likes this? Why do you like this? Why?????? You can reply to me on Anon World if you're too embarrassed to answer straight up. I just need to understand the kind of person who is the market for this kind of art so I can identify them in my real life and avoid them. Thanks.

I know this was directed at Despair but allow me to tell you a short story about Drei.

So me being me one day I post a picture of an anime girl with huge boobs in discord. I saw a lot of people liked the pic on my twitter timeline and thought nothing of it.
So after I do that I get a response almost immediately from Stir who would never usually comment on my cute anime girl pictures
"Zelma post the best version you pussy"
And I was like "Umm what the fuck?", I don't even know how I missed it maybe it was a mental thing but for the life of me I could not find out what the fuck he was talking about.
All the sudden he posts the same picture I did but the girl now has a fucking huge banana looking cock that looks disgusting and doesn't match at all with a smug "There you go". Like wtf? I never asked for this. I never fucking asked for this. Then I go back to the artists page and beyond some tiddy pictures there's just girls with huge gross looking cocks. It should be noted, not gay and don't like dicks, that being said futa porn always to me just goes out of it's way to look weird as fuck, particularly in the actual dick department. Do futa artist just like making dicks look like demon earthworms from hell? Maybe that's the appeal.

Anyway the story ends with me basically responding with "Drei why the fuck would i post this".

Good break down Despair. That last one in particular looked fucking awful. The other two while still not for me at least had a decent style used. Now we get to do the fun part and speculate who sent this shit in
#8
Shygul
(Dec 29, 2020 at 4:55 PM)Fun With Despair Wrote:
(Dec 29, 2020 at 4:05 PM)Shygul Wrote: i watch attack on titan
stopped reading there
my b, i meant to say Youjo Senki
#9
Aidan
I don't get why two out of the three seem to be the character beating their meat
Like if you're going to draw some bizarro chimera with two giant dicks you can surely be creative enough to have them do something interesting. Maybe they are out at a job interview and it doesn't look like they're gonna get it but the boss says "yeah, you're so unqualified that the only way you could get the job is if you could stick a Johnson in my mouth and ass simultaneously." Some kind of story.
The golf club is really bad too. She's using the handle, which I think is smaller than a regular dildonic. If you're going to live in the realm of fantasy you could at least use the business end of the tool.
And the middle one is just gross yeah. Could be a neat fatality for mortal Kombat 12 though
#10
couch delivery man
Yo so if I find some dirty publications in one of my couches I can just send those in and have you budget its artistic value?
#11
couch delivery man
Hey so I was digging through mr edmonton's couch and found a few japanese dirty mags. Theyre pretty spiffy I have to say. A bit wrinkly though, like theyve gotten wet? Whatever though, I see youve been here but you didnt protest so Im just gonna, pick a gem or two and send it to ya
#12
Monokuma
(Dec 30, 2020 at 1:16 AM)couch delivery man Wrote: Hey so I was digging through mr edmonton's couch and found a few japanese dirty mags. Theyre pretty spiffy I have to say. A bit wrinkly though, like theyve gotten wet? Whatever though, I see youve been here but you didnt protest so Im just gonna, pick a gem or two and send it to ya
So this is what you've been up to, eh wise guy? I'm still waiting on that couch, you know! Yeesh, shoulda just ordered on Amazon, I'm telling you.
#13
sealelement
Quote:looking at porn is much more fun if you dont know whether the girls cock is gonna be 2 inches long or 2 feet long.
I used to wonder why trans women would ever consider taking butcher knives to cut off their own genitalia. But now, I wonder why they wouldn't.
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#14
Pea
(Dec 30, 2020 at 2:24 AM)Monokuma Wrote: So this is what you've been up to, eh wise guy? I'm still waiting on that couch, you know! Yeesh, shoulda just ordered on Amazon, I'm telling you.

he will give you the casting couch

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