This post was last modified: Jan 21, 2021 at 8:26 AM by Zero.

ACT I

DRAKU: Finally, time to drive home from ServaFes 2023. Kyle dressing up as Jalter was expected but Hearts undergoing reconstructive surgery to give himself Tamamo ears?? Shit was wild, man.


DRAKU: It's a good thing they sorted out the age of entry; being exposed to Fate Grand Order under the age of 25 was proven to severely hamper brain development.


DRAKU: Also, why am I talking to myself???





DRAKU: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT






DRAKU: JESUS CHRIST IS THIS AXE DEODERANT? KYLE HELP ME HE.....L...P...........


???: ...............
















DRAKU: Urgh... where am I...




???: Oh good, you're finally awake.


DRAKU: FUCK NOT YOU


STIR: Listen, I've been trapped here longer than I've been banned from Discord, so shit's serious.


STIR: The last thing I remember was being knocked out by a can of deoderant right as I was going to post a thread asking people whats the best thing they pulled from their belly buttons in the last week.


DRAKU: Huh, I remember getting knocked out too... the last thing I saw was a man in a gas mask standing behind my car


STIR: Kind of spiralling right now, not going to lie. Let me back in.


DRAKU: Shut up. Do you hear that noise? It's coming from the screen.




GRIN III: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!


DRAKU: ......get me out of this parody


GRIN III: No can do! I'm an off-brand off-brand monokuma through and through, which means you're stuck in this needlessly overdone post until I say so!


DRAKU: God damn it. Fine, I'll play along. How do I get out of here and back to farming the Prisma Illya event?


GRIN III: THE GAME, DRAKU


DRAKU: FUCK


GRIN III: You'll be forced to play a life-or-death high stakes GAME of morality with everyone else in order to escape the forum. Timelines galore! Multiple threads of pointless posts! Arguments aplenty!


STIR: We do that, like, every other day


DRAKU: I get to be the protag of this visual novel right? I'm in. Suck my dick, Kyle. What are the rules?


GRIN III: Excellent! Your first task is appearing on the screen in front of you.




GRIN III: Here... you'll have to seek a way out... seek the Real Problem with Minus World.... and escape....


DRAKU: Alright but rules? How can I ban people?


GRIN III: On your ankles, you'll find anklets which are filled with a deadly poison........ break the rules and you'll find out what it does.....


DRAKU: BUT WHAT ARE THE RULES


GRIN III: On your wrists, you'll find a watch with a number... This is your Good Shit.




GRIN III: Only if your Good Shit count matches a door can you proceed through it. There exists ONE door with the fabled HOLIEST SHIT. It only opens once, and is the way out of Minus World for good.


STIR: Wait, why do we have devices on our ankles and wrists? Why not just put the poison in the wristwatches as well?


GRIN III: Because I got to look at your feet while I was putting them on


DRAKU: ........................


GRIN III: Better hurry, you only have until Spritanium fixes the spell code to escape.


DRAKU: So, as much time as physically possible?


GRIN III: ...quick, the in-game eyecatch images!
































DRAKU: This is so fucking stupid


???: my motives are often very complex

holy fuck

that is some grade A+ OC.

god waking up in the same room as drei would be awful

DREI IN ANY OF THE DECISION GAMES WOULD BE AWFUL CAN YOU IMAGINE

should i play zero escape before i look at this thread or is it ok for me to just watch some of the first saw movie?

at least its not ztd

should i play zero escape before i look at this thread or is it ok for me to just watch some of the first saw movie?

i know you're joking but play zero escape anyway it's pretty good

This is the content that keeps me coming back

how do i goodshit a post thrice

should i play zero escape before i look at this thread or is it ok for me to just watch some of the first saw movie?

i know you're joking but play zero escape anyway it's pretty good

except ztd which is just fucking trash

counterpoint: you play ztd BECAUSE it's trash

for the optimal ztd experience play vlr and then wait 3-4 years to play ztd after building up your expectations super high

for the optimal ztd experience play vlr and then wait 3-4 years to play ztd after building up your expectations super high

i did this and then dropped it right away

just like uchi

nice thread but i prefer the Japanese version Extreme Posting Adventure: Good Sh*ts Die

nice thread but i prefer the Japanese version Extreme Posting Adventure: Good Sh*ts Die

can i just say how fucking good of a title "virtue's last reward" is
the japanese title does a decent homonym thing but it isn't nearly as elegant or as clever of a play on words

legendary post jesus christ