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Did any of your limbs turn scaly yet? Grow a gator tail? Maybe some sharp teeth?

how does it feel to have RFID tags in your bloodstream, liberal

is it true you now have access to 5g wifi at all times

did you get the first dose too

>#5

i know this is probably kyle being a wise ass or whatever but the available vaccines are just 2 of the same vaccine spaced apart. at least moderna and pfizer, as far as i am aware. and yes, this is the second time i've had moderna

>#2, #3, and #4

i have a hard time engaging these sarcastic questions when there are people out there who probably believe all of those things will happen without irony

oops i fucked up formatting that post... whatever

>>4
FREE WIFI ANYWHERE YOU GO

Cmon man. It's Amoeba. I just wanna know if I can get a gator tail from this.

looks like you'll have to wait for another vaccine, because this one won't do the trick

what powers did you get

i hope you didn’t sensually moan when they injected you, did you

i didnt get any superpowers but i did sensually moan both times

oh! anon is shygul!

shy literally said she wouldn’t be taking the vaccine, try again

wait what? why the fuck would shy not take the vaccine? fucking spill the deets

she just doesn’t trust it, is all

I think it was because she thought this vaccine was rushed to market due to the pandemic and would rather wait for a better tested one

thought she would kill for the chance to get stabbed by needles

yeah but these needles don't have battery acid so she's not into it