the art and science of thread posting

the first thing you want to do when making a thread on your preferred internet of choice is stop and think

1. why
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what do i get out of making this fucking thread. realistically what am i contributing to the world when i post this. could my time be better used somewhere else? what skills could i improve on? what do i see myself doing 5 years from now? and finally; do i use proper form when lifting objects on the ground?

now you're able to deflect this by answering

a.) i'm shitposting

now if you're shitposting there's two routes you can go.
1.) troll way

2.) genuine way

genuine shit posting is the way to go and that's when you post when you're on the toilet constipated mad at life because you couldn't resist the fucking strawberry shortcake ice cream cone from the ding ding man. now you're just in this bitch ugly on the toilet mad at your life so take it out on internet nerds.

now....tbh i genuinely believe in a higher power but id be lying if i said i give a fuck about it at the end of the day ik i'm dying lit so i have to live lit.

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