Look I just wanted a peaceful night to myself after gettin' my head slammed in by that spinning Italian fellow, but 'ol Drifter doesn't get what he wants now does he? Nope.

I woke up and climbed up the broken elevator shaft and end up in the history hall. Neat place. Not what Drifter's lookin' for though. I went to the Relaxation Room and sat down. This is just what I needed. I watched some TV, noticed the youtuber and that Wexlyn fellow talking near his office, kept watching some tv. Not a very impressive connection that TV's got, kept flickering in and out, but it was fine I guess. The two of them left, I hung around, and then the TV stopped flipping out and I got some interesting bits of news from the newscaster there. Something that's for me to know and maybe others to find out I dunno yet.

Anyways I watched the news there and could tell someone walked into the bathroom behind me but I didn't care. I got bored and left back into the history hall. Spotted the youtuber again, this time leaving the Doc toward the fountain room. I felt like following 'er but, eh, I'm not really a follower. I do my own thing. I dipped into the media library instead.

I was gonna look around in here, I really was, but I saw that damn glass hallway again and, well, what you thought I WASN'T gonna go for round two? I took a swing at it, careful not to fall in this time, and got some cracks here 'n there, and they started spreading which meant I was doin' something right. Lita walked by but I'm not too sure I'm really on speakin' terms with that one right now. Anyways I winded up for another swing but... some real threatenin' looking figure walked in. Dark coat, wide-brimmed hat, couldn't see their face. They pulled a piece and aimed it at me. Now, if I was anywhere else I'd have drawn first but of course I'm not allowed to have my personal safety while I'm here so I did the next best thing, made a break for it.

I ended up at the patio. Now this is a nice place. Great view, great air, no one to bother me, lynn tyrne's corpse on the ground, great atmosphere, just a swell place.

But of course it wouldn't be right for me to have a nice day, nope. Lita walks out onto the patio and when she did... things started getting weird. I felt like I had blanked for a bit, things were fuzzy, and I couldn't get my head on straight. Then to just confirm things were all messed up, that corpse on the ground stood up, glowing red eyes and all, and came at me. She clocked me good. Real good. Sent my head straight into the railing and knocked me out, and that was that.

Check the VR Room in general; any interesting cardboard cutouts here?

Also, what are we waiting for? Let's read that dossier.

Now that a few of us have been to B2F is it possible we could get the map for it?

Ha! Nice try, but B2F is a restricted area. Your little comedy routine ends here, I won't be entertaining your idea. I'd have to be a complete idiot to hand over the map of my personal laboratories to one of the people who broke into that very same place last night.

If you want a map so badly, figure it out for yourselves. I'd be insulted, honestly, if I didn't think this whole thing was laughably pathetic.

Don't get things twisted here, Doc. If you don't want to publicly share, that's fine, but I'm on your side. If I wanted a normal hospital job I would have applied to something in the middle of a city. What I saw down there was exactly what I was hoping for. Human experiments? Demonic chanting? I'm into it. It's hard to be humane when I'm not even a human.

The real threat to your operation is likely the figure with the wide-brimmed hat and long coat. If you need any help dealing with it I can lend my expertise. This wouldn't be the first time I've helped out your kind before.

I wake up and head over to Radiology. Along the way I pass Waltar White and Dr. Hawke as they enter Hawke's office. I walk in and grab the steroids off of Obama's body. Faust is in the room trying to cut off Mr. Mundy's arm.

I head over to the warehouse next. In there I see Deathborn opening up his lootcrate. It seems like he got one that was themed after Men in Black. He notices me watching and quickly tries to hide his briefcase full of high-tech gear. He leaves and I head off to the elevator shaft.

I climb down to B2F and pop the steroids. It's a double murder night and I want to stay safe. I figured this would be a good time to check out the rest of the map, hopefully nobody else would be down there to kill me on this double murder night. I step into the hallway. The map provided by Lost in Hogwarts is accurate to my experience down there.

When I peeked down the long hallway with the glass window I saw a figure emerge from a door on the western side. They had on a wide-brimmed hat and a long coat. I pull out my crowbar but they bull out a gun and point it at me. I freeze up. They head back down the hall and into the door they came out of. I run up to the door. I notice that the e-Pass reader has been tampered with. When I attempt to head inside I feel a sharp pain in my right arm as a beam of red light flies by. I turn to see somebody standing at the other end of the hall with a wand.

Thanks to the steroids, I'm pretty hyped up and rush down the attacker with my crowbar. It's Lost in Hogwarts... one of the few people I actually came down here to get away from. I smack her in the head with my crowbar as her fist hits my face. I pass out unconscious thinking it's almost like she took steroids too.

After some time passes, Dr. Pierce shakes us awake. She asks what the hell we're doing down here. I inform her of the strange individual wearing the hat and coat. She drags us both further down the hallway and then to the right. At the end of this hallway is an elevator shaft that Lost in Hogwarts and I ride up in together, leaving Dr. Pierce behind.

I then head back to bed.

After the initial investigation of the casino, look closer at the film equipment Garth brought in, assuming it's still there. Also, the beautiful nurses deserve to have their stories heard

This post was last modified: Apr 22, 2021 at 3:40 PM by °☆◇_Lost_In_Hogwarts◇☆°.

Hey Wexlyn, sorry I couldn't catch up with you tonight! Mind filling us in on what you saw?

Also is there any broken glass on the inside of Jimin's clothes? (To check if he had any glass beakers/containers on his person before kicking it)

NADARE VLOG - INTERVIEWS
Disclaimer: Sharing this footage has been approved by Dr. Pierce

"Interview 3 - Dr. Wexlyn": Show

What made me get into medicine? Well, that’s an interesting question, isn’t it? To be honest, I don’t really think about it that often.

When I was a kid, everything felt so disconnected. I was surrounded by people all living in their own bubbles, unplugged from the public consciousness. My family certainly didn’t care about much else besides their legacy and how much money they could hoard.

I was named after my great grandfather, the guy who pretty much built us up from scratch. I think they expected me to take over the business side of things, but I was never any good at that. That was mostly my brother’s thing. Ethics aside, he had ideas at at least, and that’s all anyone cares about.

So I went to medical school and studied psychology. I think after growing up isolated, I wanted to hear people’s stories, to help them and give back to the world for once. Anyway, I can’t complain. I like my job. It’s… certainly stranger than I thought it’d be though, haha.



As for a funny story though… I’m afraid I have a confidentiality policy, I can’t tell you anything regarding any of my patients. But I CAN tell you that before you all arrived, I caught DR. HAWKE passed out drunk, pants down in the bathroom. Just don’t tell anyone.

"Interview 3 - Dr. Hawke": Show

So what am I doing again? Answering questions? What is this, some kinda game show? Ugh, fine. I’ll answer your shit. I need to take my mind off some things anyway.

How I got started? I went to medical school, dumbass. What’d you expect, some kind of origin story or something? I wanted to be a doctor, so I became a doctor. I think back then I wanted to do some good, but now? It’s stable and pays well.

It’s not the worst, besides my stint at Nadare obviously. I do emergency surgery, which has a pretty fucking wide range of severity. Sometimes it’s brutal, the kind of thing that makes your skin crawl for months afterwards. Sometimes it’s some fat guy claiming he “sat on” his anime figurine and got it… stuck.

It’s not a glamorous job, but sometimes it makes you feel like you’re doing something important, which I guess counts for something.



I don’t want to talk about what I used to do. I was in the research sector with Pierce, almost ruined my goddamn career. Next question.

The camera follows DR. HAWKE into the LOUNGE at this point. DARK SOULS II and JACK OF SPADES are making out in the corner. DR. WEXLYN and RIO RANGER are talking at the bar. LITA is drinking.



Funny stories? Well, there was this one dumb fuck who got brought in one time, he had a bike pump stuck tube down his throat, hooked up to a balloon in his stomach. Apparently he was trying to “inflate himself” and almost choked himself to death.

He had the balloon actually pumped up quite a bit too. Had to send a probe down the fucker’s throat to pop it. It was one of those foil ones too, real durable. Anyway, once we did that - hey, what th-

Hey, BEAR! Was the paper plate mask always in SHIPPING AND RECEIVING or did you DRAG it up the mountain along with the body?

It was in the little ice chick's pockets! I didn't dare root through her stuff, chances are I would've ended up cursed! You think I got time for a Pharaoh's Curse?

Though I guess planting something on her without actually searching her wouldn't curse you anyway... Not that I did it, puhuhuhu!

Check Obama for missing drugs.

Obama's corpse is missing the PAINKILLER+, the EYE DROPS, the PYMHALER, and the STEROIDS

Check the VR Room in general; any interesting cardboard cutouts here?

You check out the Virtual Reality Room. Currently it shows a stage, with a small seating area. On the stage are two virtual smoke machines and some vomit, as well as Violent Jimin's corpse.

By the entrance is a cardboard cutout of Garth Marenghi, with a sign reading “Tonight’s Funkin’ Funk Off is sponsored by Garth Marenghi’s ‘Slicer IV: The Blade is Back’. The blade... is back! Join us in the Gift Shop tomorrow to get your copy signed by Garth Marenghi.”

You could probably get a better view of the place if you took the game disc out and looked at the room itself.

After the initial investigation of the casino, look closer at the film equipment Garth brought in, assuming it's still there. Also, the beautiful nurses deserve to have their stories heard

There is a tripod sitting around where he was standing, but that's about it.

Hey Wexlyn, sorry I couldn't catch up with you tonight! Mind filling us in on what you saw?

Also is there any broken glass on the inside of Jimin's clothes? (To check if he had any glass beakers/containers on his person before kicking it)

It doesn't look like Violent Jimin has any glass on his clothing, inside or out. His pants smell resoundingly terrible however.

This post was last modified: Apr 22, 2021 at 4:38 PM by Lita.

Jesus, you guys sure had a night.

I didn't do much. I left my room and went upstairs via the upper elevator. I passed The Drifter in the Glass Hallway trying to break the floor more with a hammer. Pretty soon we're not going to have a hallway and it'll be even more of a pain to get around here.

I walked outside because it was a nice night. I saw Robbydude shoveling mud out of the Hot Springs which was very kind of him! Even though it was a nice night... I was still a bit worried about getting murdered, honestly, so I grabbed an axe from storage. I didn't use it though, don't worry. I returned inside through the Rec Room -- by the way, there seems to be a secret door on the Western Wall of the Rec Room but I couldn't figure out how to open it -- and onto the Patio, where I immediately slipped and threw the axe over the side cutting the safety net.

The Drifter was there too, but totally zoned out. Can't blame him, honestly. However, now that I was weaponless I decided since I was in Rome I would do as the Romans do and went to the Lounge to get a drink. Rio Ranger and Dr. Wexlyn were chatting in the corner, Dark Souls II and Jack of Spades were swapping spit, and I was sipping my drink when the Youtuber and Dr. Hawke came in.

I won't lie, I was really curious about the book I read last night so I pulled him aside to talk about it. Sorry for fucking up your interview, Youtuber. He didn't know much, either, just mentioned that his project with Dr. Pierce went real bad. He did give me some other leads though which I'll follow up with tomorrow.

Being a person who doesn't normally drink, I went through the Cable Car Station into the Gift Shop and grabbed a coffee mug to sip on water. Hank Hill was there, also drinking. Then out of nowhere Dark Souls II comes through the Gift Shop Hole and thwaps me upside the head with a cutting board. That was all she wrote.

what i did the third night i played dark souls ii:

- wake up back in the experiment dorms
- go up the elevator through the lobby and cable car station
- get a coat and balaclava from the gift shop to disguise myself to lower the chances of getting ko'd again
- get a knife from the kitchen to arm myself, pass by HANK HILL drinking beer
- head out through the glass hallway and courtyard toward the back of WEXLYN'S office
- reveal it's just me and talk with him for a while
- backtrack to the lobby and take the elevator down
- go through vr control room, see SHOEY who smells like literal shit
- ROBUSTER stops me with his crowbar and makes me take off my mask long enough to see my face before i enter the funk off
- notice a sign on the door about garths new book or something before ignoring it entirely and heading inside
- inside is a stage with lights and smoke machines and shit. GARTH has a lot of film equipment and is talking to the NURSES. KIDS TV SHOW HOST is waiting for the show and SENPAI is sitting to the left. FAUST comes in after me acting like a chicken for unknown reasons
- senpai starts the funk off and asks the nurses on stage, but as summer tries to run up luna pulls her back and they return to talking to garth
- kids tv show host tries to hijack the funk off and start an exercise routine. no one does anything and garth just coughs. she angrily walks off stage
- senpai then calls me up but i ignore all the rules and start singing the hit song "praying" by kesha. the performance is ruined when senpai pukes on me. i have to lose my coat and mask because of the puke
- i try to stab senpai and he kicks me in the gut. he tells robuster to chase after me but i run like hell out of the room
- i make it upstairs to the lounge safely, running past HAWKE and ASMR YOUTUBER on the way
- WEXLYN and RIO are talking in here
- JACK OF SPADES walks in and kisses me. LITA comes in from the patio and gets a drink. hawke and the youtuber also come in and lita talks with hawke for awhile before heading towards the cable car station
- the kiss finally ends and i suddenly become delusional. in my confusion i begin screaming and run through the cable car station and gift shop and then into the cafeteria
- in there i see two people and in my confusion assume them to be murderers, so i grab a cutting board and hit one of them over the head with it
- i come to my senses and realize i just knocked out LITA while HANK HILL watched
- shamefully walk through the fountain and gallery, where i am ambushed by the PLAGUE DOCTOR. they try to kill me with a shard of glass but i block the attack with my knife and escape to the lobby
- head back downstairs and into the dorms to sleep

can one of our staff perform an autopsy?

Look closer at these smoke machines first, then take out the disc and analyze the room

can one of our staff perform an autopsy?

Sure thing, doctor.

can one of our staff perform an autopsy?

Alright, alright. Fine! Quit naggin' me already.

...



Well, an autopsy doesn't really reveal too much that we didn't already know, outside of the fact that Violent Jimin's limbs were surgically altered, swapped out for each other. Real fucked up. He actually seems to be in pretty good shape though, besides the burns. Looks like he's been poisoned, probably broke his Forbidden Action. Wouldn't have mattered though, if the poison didn't kill him, the burns would've.

Dunno what caused them though.

As for Cirno, the girl's just fucked. Blunt force trauma all over, can barely tell what killed her. Most of her injuries look like they're from the fall though, doesn't seem like she put up much of a fight, if any. No stab wounds, but she's got a weird dent in her head. Might've been what did her in.

Look closer at these smoke machines first, then take out the disc and analyze the room

You examine the smoke machines. They're holographic, and output holographic smoke. They look pretty realistic and solid though, very immersive technology. The area around the smoke machine on the right side of the Stage smells like bleach.

You take out the disc, and the Virtual Reality world fades.

The room is now empty, with Garth Marenghi's tripod set up facing the area where the Stage would be. About where the smoke machines were is what looks like some broken glass. Upon inspection, they look like pieces of a generic glass jar and smell like bleach. Something is drawn on them on black sharpie.

Look closer at these smoke machines first, then take out the disc and analyze the room

You examine the smoke machines. They're holographic, and output holographic smoke. They look pretty realistic and solid though, very immersive technology. The area around the smoke machine on the right side of the Stage smells like bleach.

You take out the disc, and the Virtual Reality world fades.

The room is now empty, with Garth Marenghi's tripod set up facing the area where the Stage would be. About where the smoke machines were is what looks like some broken glass. Upon inspection, they look like pieces of a generic glass jar and smell like bleach. Something is drawn on them on black sharpie.

I would like to grab some work gloves from the outdoor storage and then reassemble the glass jar so I can read the writing.

Look closer at these smoke machines first, then take out the disc and analyze the room

You examine the smoke machines. They're holographic, and output holographic smoke. They look pretty realistic and solid though, very immersive technology. The area around the smoke machine on the right side of the Stage smells like bleach.

You take out the disc, and the Virtual Reality world fades.

The room is now empty, with Garth Marenghi's tripod set up facing the area where the Stage would be. About where the smoke machines were is what looks like some broken glass. Upon inspection, they look like pieces of a generic glass jar and smell like bleach. Something is drawn on them on black sharpie.

I would like to grab some work gloves from the outdoor storage and then reassemble the glass jar so I can read the writing.

You head out to the Outdoor Storage to grab a pair of thick work gloves, then head back to the Virtual Reality Room to reassemble the jar.

Obviously it won't hold its shape without glue, but it looks like a very standard jar for general purposes, something you might find in Equipment Storage, the Laboratory, or the Warehouse.

There is no text on it, but a heart is drawn in black sharpie.

COMPARE A CROWBAR TO THA HEAD WOUND ON CIRNO......

hrm. I'd like to take a crack at an autopsy on crino myself. second opinion and all that, you know

Check gift shop for missing sharpies, or if they have that kind of thing in stock at all.