one time a girl walked up to me with two guys and asked me if she could have her number. i immediately was like "nah. i'm good" partially because i could not even fathome a woman being interested in a manga enjoyer such as myself and 2. i thought i was going to be robbed but then suddenly the two dudes said "what????", looked at each other and then in unison asked "alright then can we get your number" to which i responded with "nah. not gay but good luck"


straighest thing i ever did......

sometimes i stretch my arms up, that makes you significantly more straight than normal

Sometimes I lie on my back on an even surface to try practicing having human posture for once.

i build plastic robots

i was drunk as fuck playing ddr with an incredibly hot goth girl and she tried to kiss me
i dodged out of the way and got her a glass of water

i have never and will never be straight

I thought the title said straight, not virgin

One time I got married to a woman

I beat luigis mansion on the Nintendo gamecube

i was drunk as fuck playing ddr with an incredibly hot goth girl and she tried to kiss me
i dodged out of the way and got her a glass of water

>didn't want to kiss a hot goth girl

how is this straight

I tried to be straight all the way up to age 22. A lot of gay guys I know tried to force themselves to be straight at some point in life. And man SO many awkward moments with girls where we'd be in an intimate situation and I'd just... get confused and do nothing. I remember so many times when I'd be making out with a girl and then at the point where she's expecting to be touched I just like, start awkwardly hugging her or buried my head into her neck because I had no idea what to do and felt no attraction :|

i was drunk as fuck playing ddr with an incredibly hot goth girl and she tried to kiss me
i dodged out of the way and got her a glass of water

>didn't want to kiss a hot goth girl

how is this straight

respecting women is the straightest thing you can do. also have you ever seen someone after a intense DDR session, let-alone drunk? get your sweaty alcohol odor body away from me, let's get you hydrated and healthy instead.

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I tried to be straight all the way up to age 22. A lot of gay guys I know tried to force themselves to be straight at some point in life. And man SO many awkward moments with girls where we'd be in an intimate situation and I'd just... get confused and do nothing. I remember so many times when I'd be making out with a girl and then at the point where she's expecting to be touched I just like, start awkwardly hugging her or buried my head into her neck because I had no idea what to do and felt no attraction :|

honestly 22 years of super-straightness is pretty good. def broke a lot of records here. i'm glad u found your true self though brother. takes some ppl way longer for sure. bless up

I thought the title said straight, not virgin

reported.

One time I got married to a woman

also reported. jfk guys read the goddamn thread title.

I tried to be straight all the way up to age 22. A lot of gay guys I know tried to force themselves to be straight at some point in life. And man SO many awkward moments with girls where we'd be in an intimate situation and I'd just... get confused and do nothing. I remember so many times when I'd be making out with a girl and then at the point where she's expecting to be touched I just like, start awkwardly hugging her or buried my head into her neck because I had no idea what to do and felt no attraction :|

now people may tell you not to be fake and gay
but what they don't tell you
is don't be fake and straight either

respecting women is the straightest thing you can do. also have you ever seen someone after a intense DDR session, let-alone drunk?

sounds kinda hot ngl

respecting women is the straightest thing you can do. also have you ever seen someone after a intense DDR session, let-alone drunk?

sounds kinda hot ngl

@Amoeba i got your virgin right here

respecting women is the straightest thing you can do. also have you ever seen someone after a intense DDR session, let-alone drunk?

sounds kinda hot ngl

this thread is for being super straight. get the fuck out

honestly 22 years of super-straightness is pretty good. def broke a lot of records here. i'm glad u found your true self though brother. takes some ppl way longer for sure. bless up

Aw thanks Zelm ;_;

I feel so bad for those guys that came out at, like, age 60, when it finally felt safe enough in society to do so. What an insane level of super straightness