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http://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?gen=uz37UMe3 and your tf2 weapon i guess

A new bat for the Scout:
Pros:
+60% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Regenerate 1 health points per second

Cons:
-45 max health

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im gonna spend all year trying to figure out wtf this means.

A new flamethrower for the Pyro:
Pros:
Regenerate 4 health points per second

Cons:
+20% self-inflicted damage vulndurability while deployed
-40 max health
+50% airblast cost

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS ISNT THE MOST GODDAMN LIT THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT

woah calm the fuck down yrr

A new pistol for the Engineer:
Pros:
Guaranteed critical hits on over-healed players
+25 max health
+75% movement speed on wearer
Regenerate 1 health points per second

Cons:
-5% pellets per shot while deployed

that sounds stupidly fun though.

think it's telling me to look at feet or somthin idk

A new flare gun for the Pyro:
Pros:
Guaranteed critical hits on disguised players

Cons:
-40 max health
+75% arrow damage vulndurability while deployed
No random crits

A new kukri for the Sniper:
+10 max health

Cons:
-50 max health
+70% fall damage vulndurability on wearer

A new kukri for the Sniper:
+10 max health

Cons:
-50 max health
+70% fall damage vulndurability on wearer

A new sword for the Demoman:
Pros:
Regenerate 1 health points per second
On kill: +5 health points
Guaranteed critical hits on players in mid air

Cons:
-35 max health

A new pistol for the Engineer:
Pros:
Guaranteed mini-crit damage on stunned players
+50% bullet damage resistance while deployed
+15 max health

Cons:
+65% bleed damage vulndurability on wearer
-35 max health

i never played tf2

A new pistol for the Scout:
Pros:
+10 max health
On hit: Ignites enemy
+70% bonus healing while deployed
Regenerate 4 health points per second

Cons:
+30% self-inflicted damage vulndurability on wearer
-25 max health
No random crits

Oh no

dont play TF2

A new scattergun for the Scout:
Pros:
Regenerate 4 health points per second
+70% weapon switch on wearer
+5% self-inflicted damage resistance while deployed

Cons:
-20 max health
-45% reload speed on wearer

A new pistol for the Scout:
Pros:
+10 max health
On hit: Ignites enemy
+70% bonus healing while deployed
Regenerate 4 health points per second

Cons:
+30% self-inflicted damage vulndurability on wearer
-25 max health
No random crits

holy fuck the sheer amount of shenanigans

i want this and the engineer pistol to be real, tf2 is broken anyways

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getting some wild dissonance between the picture and the caption