This post was last modified: Jan 30, 2022 at 11:54 PM by Gordon Ramsay.

"Oh god fucking dammit. God dammit.

Can someone tell me why the fuck there's a bloody CORPSE on my goddamn set?"

"Nyahahahahah! Look out the window, Chef Ramsay!"

"What?"

Gordon looks out the window, to see... the bridge is out. This party of between 16 and 32 is now isolated in a small space.

And it all clicks together.

"God FUCKING DAMMIT!"

"That's right! This is a killing game! The glory of Atua allowed Angie to infiltrate your plans and ensure Angie could set this up to make more sacrifices to his name! Angie hopes you enjoy!"

"Shit. God damn. Fuck. I just wanted to get a new show. God dammit.

Fine. Let's look at the fucking body. Shit."

A body has been discovered! @Pohatu has been found dead in Recording!

His role was ULTIMATE CUSTOMER

Spoiler: Show

You are the Ultimate Customer, the greatest of all customers. No matter the restaurant you eat at, you pick up on every little detail. From the aesthetics, to the flavors, you could even say what clothes a chef was wearing that night. As a result, your skills are so developed, you will always be able to instantly identify every killer at the start of the day.

Forbidden Action: You can't be rude to, insult, or harangue anyone. That's not Ultimate in the slightest!

"Right. Fuck. I know how this shit goes, I was in one.

Let's just... start investigating. Bloody hell."

"Ah, but we need an incentive! Let's say... if you vote for the correct killer and they're lynched, you get to pick one type of food you have exclusive access to for the next night!"

CASE FILES:
-Pohatu is lying next to the recording microphone in the booth
-There is a small puncture wound on one shoulder
-There are no other wounds on the body
-Several food items are lying around in the Competition Kitchen
-The security camera in the Competition Kitchen has been destroyed
-The food cart has been removed from the Garage
-The Wine Cellar has been turned into an ice skating rink
-The incinerator in the garbage room was used
-Guy Fieri was AFK last night due to replacing in for Chef Kyle

THE MAP

First Floor: Show

Chef Dorm: The dorm room for all players with the Chef role type. Chefs start and end their nights here, each with a bed, a nightstand, and a privacy curtain.
Breakroom: A large room between the two dorms. Plenty of couches, tables, and a couple televisions indicate the purpose - take a load off and relax. Includes two staircases to the second floor hallways.
Staff Dorm: The dorm room for all players with the Staff role type. Staff start and end their nights here, each with a bed, a nightstand, and a privacy curtain.

Store Set: A filming set decked out to look like a large grocery store, with shelves, registers, and shopping carts. Complete with broccoli misters. A staircase goes up to Costuming and Makeup.
Competition Kitchen: A set designed to have several chefs cooking at once, for competitive cooking shows in the line of Iron Chef, Chopped, or Cutthroat Kitchen. Comes complete with a judge's table.
Kitchen Set: A smaller-scale set, built to resemble a kitchen at home for direct cooking shows. Contains a staircase down to Food Storage.
Dining Room and Restaurant Set: A film set built for large dining shots and restaurant setups. Make your own Kitchen Nightmares! An exterior staircase goes up to the Recording Booth via the outside of the building.
Set Bathroom: A bathroom with multiple stalls.

Cleaning Room: With so many dishes and kitchens, an entire room is set aside for dishwashers, sinks, and other cleaning materials.
Cargo Lift: A large room that's simply one huge elevator. Used for moving large items between floors.

Offices: Several cubicles and filing cabinets to take care of all the bureaucracy involved in filming and cooking.
Gordon's Office: Gordon Ramsay's personal office. Contains a large couch, a series of filing cabinets, a large desk, and a set of extra-sharp knives belonging to Chef Ramsay.
Chapel: For some reason, there's a small chapel built into the complex. It appears to be devoted to the god known as Atua.

Infirmary: A small medical complex for any medical emergencies you might want to treat. Contains stairs to the Show Archives.
Garage: Contains two parked food trucks, as well as tools to work on them. A third space holds a hand-pushed food cart.
Cafeteria: The dining room for the film staff and stars during work. Complete with a line cook section and several tables. A staircase to the Awards Gallery is here.
Pantry: A small pantry, with the food for the cafeteria. It's functional, but largely bland.
Garbage Room: With two dumpsters and a small incinerator, this room takes care of all the garbage the building produces.

Outside: A large exterior area, with plenty of grass set down, as well as several trees and a large beehive in one of the trees. A ravine cuts off the studio's location from the outside world.

Second Floor: Show

Gym: To keep in shape, there's a large gym here, with plenty of workout equipment and zero bees.
Sauna: A sauna to warm up in and relax. Don't turn it up too high.
Pool: A small pool. Doesn't go any deeper than five feet deep.
Staff Bathroom: The only other bathroom in the two buildings. Contains multiple stalls, at least!
Bar: To kick back and relax after hours. It's self-serve, so bring your own bartending skills.

Rec Room: Contains a variety of recreational items, such as a pool table, a dartboard, and a widescreen television.

Staff Kitchen: A large kitchen for personal use. Cook your meals on your own time.
Laundry Room: The room for laundry. Washing machines and dryers, all coin-activated.

Costuming and Makeup: Contains plenty of costumes, full makeup kits, and mirrors, in order to style everyone for the shows. A set of stairs both goes down to the Store Set and up to the Studio Roof.
Equipment and Prop Storage: The room containing all props anyone might need, as well as plenty of recording gear and equipment, both audio and visual.
Recording Booth: A fully soundproofed room for proper sound recording and mixing. An exterior-mounted staircase goes down to the Dining Room and Restaurant Set.
Editing and Broadcasting: A room for working on film, several computers set up for editing. There's also some wireless broadcast equipment, though only Ramsay has the passwords to initiate live or recorded broadcasts.
Screening: With multiple large TVs and plenty of equipment, this is the perfect room for testing how any completed project looks before sending it out.

Security Room: This room contains several camera feeds, and a couple heavy weapons locked down. The key to unlock the heavy weapons appears to be missing.
Cargo Lift: A large room that's simply one huge elevator. Used for moving large items between floors.

Library: A large library with several bookshelves. However, it only has cookbooks, spanning the world and from several decades.
Greenhouse: A greenhouse for growing herbs, fruits, and vegetables to use on the shows. Contains a locked booth with the climate controls.

Show Archives: Contains footage from years of cooking shows, as well as stairs down to the Infirmary.
Animal Pen: A couple chickens, some seafood animals in tanks, and a single pig can be found here.
Food Laboratory: A high-tech laboratory with modern chemistry equipment, for the scientific advancement of culinary research.
Burned Room: What happened to this room? It's been completely torched and is a disaster zone of ash and char.
Awards Gallery: A gallery of awards won by the chefs who have worked here in the past. A staircase goes down to the Cafeteria, and up to the Studio Roof.

Roof: Show

Studio Roof: The roof of the studio building. Mostly empty. The upper left staircase goes to Costuming and Makeup, and the lower right staircase goes to the Awards Gallery.
Greenhouse Skylight: The glass roof of the greenhouse, designed as a sloping roof compared to the flat roof of the rest of the building.
Skybright: A small metal bridge between the two buildings. The railings are only about waist-high.
Staff Roof: The roof of the staff building. Contains a large air conditioning unit, and a staircase down to the second floor hallways.

Basement: Show

Food Storage: A large pantry, containing a huge variety of foods, spices, and supplies for all the cooking shows to be held here. The staircase here goes up to the Kitchen Set.
Wine Cellar: Contains several different brands and flavors of wine, as well as some other alcoholic beverages. Good for both drinking and cooking.
Show Freezer: A walk-in freezer to preserve anything that requires low temperatures.
Utilities: A large room that contains the electrical, heating, plumbing, and airflow utilities of the building. The door is locked.

Chefs:
@Luthier
@"The Nemechef"
@Takeshi Kaga
@Solus zos Galvus
@Makoto Ohno
@King Radical
@Gregg Wallace
@Immortal Tatsu
@Guy Fieri
@pizza
@Ainsley Harriott
@Sheamus Finweather
@Angie Yonaga (NPC)
@Gordon Ramsay (NPC)

Staff:
@Atelier Annie
@Lita
@Dr. Hannibal Lecter
@Diona
@Rubber Duck
@The King of Town
@Lasagna Cat
@Mr. Hurderer Lecter
@Cabbage Guy
@Draku
@Goose
@Tsumugi Shirogane
@Komaeda

The phase will end Sunday, January 30th, at 11 PM Eastern time!

Oh my, what a terrible tragedy!
So anyway, I taste the body!

find pizza

I want to look at the various food items scattered around the competition kitchen and try to make sense of them.

Good riddance, I'll say. I don't know what good a customer of all things would be in a cooking competition, but I suppose I'll no longer have to ponder over the fact.

Not that I killed him, mind you. I think you'll find that I spent a not insignificant portion of my night in the Competition Kitchen doing my bloody job. I couldn't care less about this rock-headed oaf and whatever he got up to. Nonetheless, let's further examine that puncture wound on his shoulder, the rest of his body too. Does he appear to be poisoned, mayhaps?

Can we get a quick look at the camera in the Competition Kitchen? Or at least what's left of it?

all right, extensive timeline of events:
-pohatu dies

based on this timeline, i believe we can safely say that drei did it

This post was last modified: Jan 29, 2022 at 4:59 AM by Gordon Ramsay.

Oh my, what a terrible tragedy!
So anyway, I taste the body!

You taste the body, but quickly gag. It tastes uncomfortable. Like there's some sort of contamination. You're not sure what.

find pizza

There is pizza in the Competition Kitchen and the Freezer. Pizza!

I want to look at the various food items scattered around the competition kitchen and try to make sense of them.

There are seven items in the competition kitchen.

Captain America Cake: A small cake, decorated with the colors and logos of Captain America.
Bento Lasagna: A bento box that has been forcibly rearranged into and mashed together into the shape and style of a lasagna.
Shrimp Bake: An excellent shrimp bake. It would probably look better if it wasn't smashed on the floor.
Italian Pizza: A pizza topped with spaghetti, romano cheese, pancetta, raw egg, and cured tuna. Roasted artichokes on the side.
Cod: Fried cod. Nothing significant.
Bangers and mash: Sausages served over mashed potatoes.
Homemade Pepper Spray: It's literally just homemade pepper spray. How is this a cooking dish?

Nonetheless, let's further examine that puncture wound on his shoulder, the rest of his body too. Does he appear to be poisoned, mayhaps?

The puncture wound is a small, perfectly round injury on his shoulder, moderately bigger than a needle. There's a couple smears of something unidentifiable inside the wound.

Can we get a quick look at the camera in the Competition Kitchen? Or at least what's left of it?

The camera's lens is smashed through, though the camera itself is still moving automatically since the mounting isn't broken.

Erm, did anything survive the incinerator? Anything notable about that, ash?

Does that wound, perhaps, match up with any sort of syringe or injector from one of the various kitchens present here? As an expert, surely I possess the knowledge to know if it does.

A non-participant, how curious. Even if this blockish demon didn't agree to play in the orchestra, it seems no one can escape its melody. Alas.

May I check his body for any signs of a struggle, perhaps?

Didn't I get this guy killed before? Eh, whatever, not important.

What is important, as I'm oh so painfully aware, is accounts. So I figured I'd get ahead of the curve and post mine first for a change. So, here we go, one fresh, radical, cool home sliced account, fresh from the oven.

ACCOUNT: Show

I went everywhere and touched everything.

This post was last modified: Jan 29, 2022 at 6:52 AM by Draku.

my account:
-Wake up
-Grab my pillowcase
-Go to the second floor via the outside stairs because I got routed really weirdly
-Pass through the Equipment room, Luthier is leaving with a couple of cameras
-Make it down to the Store Set and grab a pot-top for self-defense, a drinking glass, and my motherfucking CHEETOS that I wanted and start eating that shit before storing them back in my pillowcase as a dark feeling hits me.
-Oh fuck, indigestion
-Rush to the Bathroom, going through the Dining Room on the way where I see Solus leaving for the Competition Kitchen
-Take a mad fucking dump for a while, no one appears to come in during this time. I fill my glass with some water from the faucet and drink it to feel better.
-As I go back into the Breakroom, Vruet tries to sell me a hot dog which would give me even WORSE indigestion. I adamantly refuse
-...so I can eat more cheetos on my bed. Oh fuck I need to shit

check bathroom

Erm, did anything survive the incinerator? Anything notable about that, ash?

Nothing coherently survived the incinerator, but when you get close to the ashes you realize there's an overpowering smell of burnt sugar.

Does that wound, perhaps, match up with any sort of syringe or injector from one of the various kitchens present here? As an expert, surely I possess the knowledge to know if it does.

You look through the syringes and injectors from the kitchen. None of them match the wound properly.

A non-participant, how curious. Even if this blockish demon didn't agree to play in the orchestra, it seems no one can escape its melody. Alas.

May I check his body for any signs of a struggle, perhaps?

Taking a look at his body, there are pepper spray stains around his eyes. Other than that, nothing beyond the stab.

check bathroom

You check the bathroom. Testing the sink and the toilet, you realize the plumbing appears to be off. Concerning.

There is a sponge in the bathroom's trash can, for some reason.

>the bathroom's plumbing is off

Apparently it was working while I was in there since I was able to flush my shit and drink some water. That's odd.

Fine, I will admit that I did pepper spray him - quite publicly might I add. From an Emperor to a King, I must commend @King Radical for providing me with such an amusing tool. I simply had to test its efficacy on the nearest subject.

Nonetheless, that was the extent of my interactions with the victim, as both of the Lecter brothers can likely attest.

rubber ducky go find crayon and paper becuz forgot night times okay

My fellow king The King of Radicals accompanied me throughout my midnight feastings, and we found the body together! That counts as one of those alibi thingies, don't it?

rubber ducky go find crayon and paper becuz forgot night times okay

Taking a look at the ice pick and comparing it to the wound, you can tell it's really similar. You're not sure if it's an exact match or not, but it's clear something along these lines is what was used to stab.