This post was last modified: Mar 18, 2022 at 2:00 AM by Gordon Ramsay.

"Nyahahahahaha! Wow! You must all REALLY be devotees of Atua to pull this stunt off!"

"Honestly, I'm just glad none of you messed with any of my remaining bloody kitchens.

Except for whoever fucked with the Competition Kitchen! Christ, I hired the worst show crew in history!"

"Shhh, shh, we need to observe the holy respect for Atua!

After all, if you didn't have it, the bodies wouldn't be where they are!"

A body has been discovered! @Rubber Duck has been found dead in the Chapel!

They were the ULTIMATE HEALTH INSPECTOR

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You are the Ultimate Health Inspector, ready to ensure everyone makes it through this without a single violation of the health code! Of course, with your knowledge of the health code and your authority vested by the local government of Unnamed City, you can lock down a room you don't think passes your health inspection. Nobody except you will be allowed to enter that room during that night for any reason. Additionally, since you're all about health, you're very good at patching people up. Yourself, others, you'll provide all the first aid needed!

Forbidden Action: You can't go against your Health Inspector Code! No tampering with the food of other people. Drinks are okay, though!

A second body has been discovered! @Makoto Ohno has been found dead in the Chapel!

She was the ULTIMATE SUSHI CHEF

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You are the Ultimate Sushi Chef, master of raw fish. Thanks to your years of sushi making practice, you have grown to know knives more than any other kitchen tool. The contours, the shapes, how to cut through anything and everything... and as a result, you can channel this experience into knife making. Following in Youtube traditions, you can make a knife out of any substance at hand! This requires some time in the kitchen to cook it, but it's still a knife made out of whatever you want. Additionally, your experience with sushi means you know how fish taste. You will automatically detect and be protected from any tampering in fish. Other food is still a risk.

Forbidden Action: You admire your works and crafts too much to simply tear them apart. You can't destroy any knives you made.

Due to the Night 3 role upgrade, Makoto received the ability to craft other objects out of substances as well.

"Oh, most holy Atua..."

"God. Will you shut up?"

"I'm not done! Allow me to present the motive.

Angie has a master ID card and key combo that opens all locks! Or at least, she knows where it is! And if you solve both cases, Angie will share it with the class!"

"Where in the FUCK did you get that!?"

"Atua works in mysterious ways!"

"Right, well. Let's solve this bloody nonsense so we can get that damn shit out of her hands."

CASE FILES
-Both bodies are severely burnt
-A severed arm is lying on top of the altar
-The Competition Kitchen's freezers are open, and a spaghetti statue of Gregg Wallace sits there
-An oven sits outside the Staff Building
-A hole has been blown open in the Library
-King Radical's body is missing
-Most of the pool furniture is floating in the pool
-There's piss everywhere in the Staff Building. Why. Why are you people like this.

THE MAP

First Floor: Show

Chef Dorm: The dorm room for all players with the Chef role type. Chefs start and end their nights here, each with a bed, a nightstand, and a privacy curtain.
Breakroom: A large room between the two dorms. Plenty of couches, tables, and a couple televisions indicate the purpose - take a load off and relax. Includes two staircases to the second floor hallways.
Staff Dorm: The dorm room for all players with the Staff role type. Staff start and end their nights here, each with a bed, a nightstand, and a privacy curtain.

Store Set: A filming set decked out to look like a large grocery store, with shelves, registers, and shopping carts. Complete with broccoli misters. A staircase goes up to Costuming and Makeup. Annie's body is lying here, in front of the stairs, moved back after KoT's execution.
Competition Kitchen: A set designed to have several chefs cooking at once, for competitive cooking shows in the line of Iron Chef, Chopped, or Cutthroat Kitchen. Comes complete with a judge's table. The remains of the first night's competition are here.
Kitchen Set: A smaller-scale set, built to resemble a kitchen at home for direct cooking shows. Contains a staircase down to Food Storage. Completely demolished after the oven exploded, with Sheamus Finweather's body lying in the rubble. A new hole has been blown open in the wall, leading to the outside.
Dining Room and Restaurant Set: A film set built for large dining shots and restaurant setups. Make your own Kitchen Nightmares! An exterior staircase goes up to the Recording Booth via the outside of the building.
Set Bathroom: A bathroom with multiple stalls.

Cleaning Room: With so many dishes and kitchens, an entire room is set aside for dishwashers, sinks, and other cleaning materials.
Cargo Lift: A large room that's simply one huge elevator. Used for moving large items between floors.

Offices: Several cubicles and filing cabinets to take care of all the bureaucracy involved in filming and cooking. Nemechef's body lies in the east half, near several desks.
Gordon's Office: Gordon Ramsay's personal office. Contains a large couch, a series of filing cabinets, a large desk, and a set of extra-sharp knives belonging to Chef Ramsay.
Chapel: For some reason, there's a small chapel built into the complex. It appears to be devoted to the god known as Atua.

Infirmary: A small medical complex for any medical emergencies you might want to treat. Contains stairs to the Show Archives.
Garage: Contains two parked food trucks, as well as tools to work on them. A third space held a hand-pushed food cart, though it's been removed.
Cafeteria: The dining room for the film staff and stars during work. Complete with a line cook section and several tables. A staircase to the Awards Gallery is here. The cooking section has been claimed by Angie, and nobody who she doesn't give approval to can cook here. The body of King of Town can be found here.
Pantry: A small pantry, with the food for the cafeteria. It's functional, but largely bland.
Garbage Room: With two dumpsters and a small incinerator, this room takes care of all the garbage the building produces.

Outside: A large exterior area, with plenty of grass set down, as well as several trees. A ravine cuts off the studio's location from the outside world. King Radical's corpse is lying in between the two buildings.

Second Floor: Show

Gym: To keep in shape, there's a large gym here, with plenty of workout equipment and zero bees.
Sauna: A sauna to warm up in and relax. Don't turn it up too high.
Pool: A small pool. Doesn't go any deeper than five feet deep.
Staff Bathroom: The only other bathroom in the two buildings. Contains multiple stalls, at least!
Bar: To kick back and relax after hours. It's self-serve, so bring your own bartending skills.

Rec Room: Contains a variety of recreational items, such as a pool table, a dartboard, and a widescreen television.

Staff Kitchen: A large kitchen for personal use. Cook your meals on your own time.
Laundry Room: The room for laundry. Washing machines and dryers, all coin-activated.

Costuming and Makeup: Contains plenty of costumes, full makeup kits, and mirrors, in order to style everyone for the shows. A set of stairs both goes down to the Store Set and up to the Studio Roof.
Equipment and Prop Storage: The room containing all props anyone might need, as well as plenty of recording gear and equipment, both audio and visual.
Recording Booth: A fully soundproofed room for proper sound recording and mixing. An exterior-mounted staircase goes down to the Dining Room and Restaurant Set.
Editing and Broadcasting: A room for working on film, several computers set up for editing. There's also some wireless broadcast equipment, though only Ramsay has the passwords to initiate live or recorded broadcasts. Pohatu's body is lying burned here.
Screening: With multiple large TVs and plenty of equipment, this is the perfect room for testing how any completed project looks before sending it out.

Security Room: This room contains several camera feeds, and a couple heavy weapons locked down. The key to unlock the heavy weapons appears to be missing.
Cargo Lift: A large room that's simply one huge elevator. Used for moving large items between floors.

Library: A large library with several bookshelves. However, it only has cookbooks, spanning the world and from several decades.
Greenhouse: A greenhouse for growing herbs, fruits, and vegetables to use on the shows. Contains a locked booth with the climate controls.

Show Archives: Contains footage from years of cooking shows, as well as stairs down to the Infirmary.
Animal Pen: A couple chickens and some seafood animals in tanks can be found here.
Food Laboratory: A high-tech laboratory with modern chemistry equipment, for the scientific advancement of culinary research.
Burned Room: What happened to this room? It's been completely torched and is a disaster zone of ash and char.
Awards Gallery: A gallery of awards won by the chefs who have worked here in the past. A staircase goes down to the Cafeteria, and up to the Studio Roof.

Roof: Show

Studio Roof: The roof of the studio building. Mostly empty. The upper left staircase goes to Costuming and Makeup, and the lower right staircase goes to the Awards Gallery.
Greenhouse Skylight: The glass roof of the greenhouse, designed as a sloping roof compared to the flat roof of the rest of the building.
Skybridge: A small metal bridge between the two buildings. The railings are only about waist-high.
Staff Roof: The roof of the staff building. Contains a large air conditioning unit, and a staircase down to the second floor hallways.

Basement: Show

Food Storage: A large pantry, containing a huge variety of foods, spices, and supplies for all the cooking shows to be held here. The staircase here goes up to the Kitchen Set. The door to the Freezer is frozen over.
Wine Cellar: Contains several different brands and flavors of wine, as well as some other alcoholic beverages. Good for both drinking and cooking. The floor is frozen over with frozen wine.
Show Freezer: A walk-in freezer to preserve anything that requires low temperatures. Komaeda's body is sitting in a corner.
Set Utilities: A large room that contains the electrical, heating, plumbing, and airflow utilities of the building. The door is locked.


Underground Entrance: A ladder leads up from this small room through a hole outside the Staff Building.

Emergency Bunker: A huge bunker designed to withstand anything. Contains traces of a person, and plenty of canned food.
Staff Utilities: A large room that contains the electrical, heating, plumbing, and airflow utilities of the Staff Building. The door is locked.
Central Comms: A room with communication equipment and call records for the OCGA Headquarters.

Underground Passage: An underground passage between the Staff Basement and Set Basement. In the west end, a ladder leads up to the coffin in the Chapel.
Locker Room: Contains several lockers with various protective equipment and uniforms.
Device Repair and Storage: A room containing a lot of half-repaired kitchen equipment, including kitchen equipment you've never heard of or seen before.

Chefs:
@Luthier
@Solus zos Galvus
@Gregg Wallace
@Immortal Tatsu
@Guy Fieri
@Ainsley Harriott
@Angie Yonaga (NPC)
@Gordon Ramsay (NPC)

Staff:
@Lita
@Dr. Hannibal Lecter
@Lasagna Cat
@Saul Goodman
@Draku
@Goose
@Tsumugi Shirogane

The phase ends on Saturday, March 19th, at 11:59 PM eastern time.

Let's immediately look at the chapel, and both corpses.

I... guess I'll examine the severed arm on the altar?

Let's also check out that oven outside, the hole in the library, and...Spaghetti Wallace. Why?

Let's immediately look at the chapel, and both corpses.

Makoto's corpse is severely burnt across her entire body. Looking at what's left of her head, she is incredibly bruised as well across her entire face and neck.

Rubber Duck has a single large dent in the top of their skull, and is severely burnt across their body.

Pizza's corpse is still lying on the ground by the coffin. Additionally, there's a candle lying next to Rubber Duck's body, and an altar cloth of some kind sitting near the back of the room.

I... guess I'll examine the severed arm on the altar?

It's Draku's right arm. Sucks for him.

Let's also check out that oven outside, the hole in the library, and...Spaghetti Wallace. Why?

The oven is... made of cake. It's big enough to fit inside, and totally hollow.

The hole in the library leads down to Gordon's Office.

Spaghetti Wallace is exactly what it sounds like. It's a bust of Gregg Wallace assembled of cooked spaghetti. A note next to it reads “MAKE A CAKE OF GREGG WALLACE COMPETITION. MEET HERE TOMORROW. DISCLAIMER: GREGG WALLACE MUST PARTICIPATE.”

>wake up

>go to lower hallway and into the infirmary

>hannibal the murder man walks in while i'm patching myself up from last night's events, going from the east to up the staircase

>take a shit.

>...

>now that i'm done with that i go to the breakroom, tatsu is heading down the stairs and exits to the east

>go into the chef dorm since i got ambushed in my own bed previously and lay down on nemechef's bed to dodge attempts, a pizza knight (???) was also in the dorm and watches me go to bed maybe. gross

Does the floor around either body appear to be burnt as well?

Does the floor around either body appear to be burnt as well?

The floor is singed around Rubber Duck's body.

The floor is also somewhat singed around Makoto's body, but there's char marks near the corpse that are distinctly distant from it.

The goose assaulted me with the arm, for the record.

God help us all.

Are there any marks or signs of assault in the basement passage to the chapel?

Allow me to address you directly, for a change. I have burnt my journal to fine ashes; if there are any traces of this place remaining once the game has finished, I'll let the authorities assume I was the victim of a rather harrowing mislynch. It's apparent to me this facade has run its course.

For those who are still unaware, I will be clear: you were correct, I am a cannibal. If there is a means to consuming a fellow person, chances are likely that I have at least dabbled in it. I will not hide my curiosity over your insistence that I was one before this, though I suppose the rhyming with my name is too tongue-in-cheek to pass up. Perhaps this might be too hard of a pill to swallow, one that outweighs my need to live. On the other hand, someone would only need to look as far back as last night for proof of other reprehensible actions, all thanks to Tsumugi marking her territory over an entire building; in the end, everyone has their own little obsessions. And that's nothing to say of the nonchalance you've been treating these murders with, of course. So which is of greater value: the sins of one man, or the sins of the collective many? If you wish to have an edge in these investigations...it would be wise if you brushed off my quirks, for the time being.

Now then, my night. After waking up, I met Gordon as early as me entering the break room. I had hoped to win his permission before retrieving what was mine from his Offices, but perhaps due to certain events, he firmly declined. A pity. The cosplayer exits the break room to speak with him as I'm heading out. In preparation of events that have not yet come to pass, I procure a roll of duct tape from the Garage, and when I exit into the Infirmary, Draku is there patching himself up. After refreshing myself on Aristotle's works in the Library for a while, and it's when I'm about to walk downstairs through Costuming where I'm suddenly struck on the head. This bout of unconsciousness, I am honest with.

After I recover, I finally head downstairs, and before I could begin preparations to collect my goods from the Offices through more unconventional means, it came to my attention that it was bordered off, the Health Department's final act of prohibition.

...Do you suppose it occurred to the duck that the Offices were forbidden to all players, anyway?

Improvising a change of plans on the spot, I make my way to the Bar, to make conversation to lonesome souls once more. Sure enough, the costuming girl strolls in, tears streaming down her porcelain face like fresh spring rain. She proved to be a fine depository for any spirits I threw at her, a wonder she didn't eventually drop onto the floor. Ah, and I suppose some form of "pizza knight" passed by for the bathroom. Ms. Shirogane eventually does saunter out of the Bar, though, and I follow suit to my bed.

"As a show of good faith, I will show the bruise on my head, and even attempt to prove I couldn't have struck it myself [by hitting myself with a rolling pin on that spot], if need be."

"As a show of good faith, I will show the bruise on my head, and even attempt to prove I couldn't have struck it myself [by hitting myself with a rolling pin on that spot], if need be."

You show the bruise on your head. Pretty nasty.

Reaching around with a rolling pin, it becomes obvious that there's no good angle you could have struck yourself with an object to produce that bruise.

Are there any marks or signs of assault in the basement passage to the chapel?

There are no signs of a fight or heavy injury.

How much of a struggle would it be if I were to climb the basement ladder up while carrying one of the bodies?

I'll throw Pizza off the roof. Does his damage resemble Makoto's?

Are there any marks or signs of assault in the basement passage to the chapel?

Check for the same thing in the main hallway of the staff basement

How much of a struggle would it be if I were to climb the basement ladder up while carrying one of the bodies?

Quite a bit. While a staircase would be fine, the nature of the ladder means you'd have to struggle, take a while, and might just fail outright.

I'll throw Pizza off the roof. Does his damage resemble Makoto's?

Not in the slightest.

Check for the same thing in the main hallway of the staff basement

Doesn't look like anything went down here.

I beat the crap out of the nearest body with the candle. Similar kind of wounds to Makoto's?

I beat the crap out of the nearest body with the candle. Similar kind of wounds to Makoto's?

You grab Diona and start pummeling. A candle crumbles almost instantly.

A candle holder, however, produces sort of similar wounds. It's definitely a "hit repeatedly" kind of wound, but it looks distinctly different from what Makoto's got.