honey, i'm home! i had to stop two dudes at the asylum from playing king of the hill with the mountain of corpses outside

VERY funny. now come, the sermon's about to start

*coughs* bro i told you to not use the dusty potatoes deep in the pantry

*coughs* bro i told you to not use the dusty potatoes deep in the pantry

i paid for those potatoes so i'm going to use them

Friendly reminder to stay at home as much as possible, and if you must enter a public indoor area, wear a big bird beak stuffed with pleasant herbs and spices

wish my king were still alive

i don't

This post was last modified: Sep 22, 2022 at 11:52 PM by Hearts.

ma I found a funny cat can we keep it

This post was last modified: Sep 23, 2022 at 2:57 AM by Hank Hill.

Gotdang it, Bobby, what did I tell you about fixing the fence? Now Dale's knocking at our door and asking for some of my "leprosy-curing steak"! I'd tell him I'd give him a hand, but considering his current state, he might think of it as offensive!

how'd they do it 300 years ago

I am very friendly and clean do not worry about welcoming me into your home

It is normal to be itchy it is very in fashion nowadays i have no disease

Maybe if you could deal with those black cats that would be great kthnxbai

I am very friendly and clean do not worry about welcoming me into your home

It is normal to be itchy it is very in fashion nowadays i have no disease

Maybe if you could deal with those black cats that would be great kthnxbai