This post was last modified: Aug 2, 2023 at 2:43 AM by Lord Dracula.

Ah, how gratifying it is to finally see you mangy humans on the chopping block again. Indeed, I can feel the time of judgment coming close at hand, but first, I must be entertained yet again.

A body has been discovered! @Smasher has been found dead in the Music Room! She was:

Ultimate Glyph Bearer: Show

HUMAN

You are the Ultimate Glyph Bearer, the representative of a vampire hunting organization separate from the Belmont Clan who possesses a most unique power. In a room where a player died contains a floating glyph, only visible to you; you may choose to absorb this glyph, which grants you a power similar to the role of the deceased player. Note that you can only hold one at a time, with discarded glyphs disappearing.

@Lego Komaeda has also been found as a golden statue in the Game Room. As a reminder, she will be given no trial. She was:

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MONSTER

You are the Creature, the patchwork creation of a mad scientist desperate to find a purpose. Reflecting the means from which you were born, you are a master of manipulating electricity, but more in the sense of coursing it throughout your body, not firing off lightning bolts or the like. This can be used to harm others, electrify small pools of water, power up or short-circuit technology, and more. Also, you are nothing if not a misunderstood being, who’s ever so eager to take revenge on your abusers; if you find yourself mislynched once (without throwing the case), your undead nature will help you survive, at the cost of your electricity.

Autopsy File:

-Smasher's head is laying between the lid and body of the grand piano.
-A knife lays by Lancer's corpse in the Foyer.
-A bucket of gold lays spilled by Smasher's door.
-Logan Paul is in the dungeon where he belongs.

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-Skeleton Armory: A one-stop shop for the bony warriors who don’t have brute strength or mystical powers like the other monsters. Contains every sort of melee weapon you could imagine, be it swords, axes, halberds, lances, and more. A trapdoor towards the southeastern part of the room leads to a ladder descending to the Catacombs.

-Kitchen: Usually, a kitchen served no purpose for monsters who preferred to…go out to eat, to put it lightly, but one has been manifested to serve the human guests. Note that anything you grab from here has a 33% chance of being moldy or rotten. Dracula doesn’t have the firmest grasp of people food yet.

-Museum: A collection of artifacts and artworks commemorating the history of Dracula’s life and his many exploits. Also contains several weapons from slain vampire hunters, such as stakes, daggers, and a rather pixelated looking axe.

-Library: A vast collection of texts with plenty of tables for one’s reading pleasure. A bookcase has slid off to the side to reveal a ladder leading to the Alchemy Labratory.

-Dining Room: A place for the lord of the castle to host his non-death game guests, however infrequent they are. A long table is located in the center, topped with plenty of cutlery and dinnerware.

-Foyer: The main lobby of the castle. To the west is the main door separating the dominion from the rest of the world, and of course, it has been sealed by a barrier spell.

-Courtyard: An outdoor area populated with menacing trees and dead grass. A magic staircase in the northeast leads to the Hanging Gardens.

-Music Room: A place for castle denizens to decompose when they’re not….decomposing. Features instruments of all types, including a piano that plays itself, a trumpet that only emits human screams, and more.

-Pub: A place to wind down and have a drink. Includes a bar, stools, tables, and an assorted collection of hard liquor.

-Game Room: Even creatures of the night need leisure somehow. Contains a billiards table, dart board, chess table, and various wall-mounted animal and human heads.

-Treasure Vault: Incredible! An entire room full of gold and other priceless artifacts! This is just begging to be taken from!...At least, before it was locked. Permanently.

Hanging Gardens: Show

Observatory: A small amphitheater-like area with a sundial in the center and a telescope off the edge. While the latter can be used for witnessing the stars, it can also be pointed down towards the Marble Gallery; if you even give it a coin, it can see through a wall of a room of your choice (once per night).

Greenery Garden: A space that has on display any flora you could want, from fresh fruits and vegetables to delicate flowers to unsavory poisonous plants.

Somnus Fountain: A black marble fountain depicting Hypnos, the Greek god of sleep. The water that pours out of it is an incredibly potent hypnotic that puts anyone who drinks it into an instant night-long slumber, making it a popular destination for restless castle denizens. One must be careful not to down too much of it, however, as more than exactly three drops of it will enter a permanent, uninterruptible doze.

Fortifying River: A stream north of the Fountain running from end to end of the Gardens. If one were to swim in its waters, they would find themselves with increased physical resilience for the rest of the night. Unfortunately, due to the process taking a heavy toll on the body, they will be twice as weak as how they originally were the following night. Additionally, only 2 players may be blessed by the river per night.

Catacombs: Show

-Burial Grounds: The final resting place for Dracula’s finest servants. Contains the graves of a few dozen monsters, some of which still contain fresh corpses.

Torture Chamber: A sadist’s toyroom. Contains many instruments designed to make a poor soul crack, including but not limited to a rack, an iron maiden, a brazen bull, and more.

Dungeon: A room containing 5 cells, but 3 of them have been rendered unopenable due to rust. The other two (highlighted in green) have keys resting in their holes. Perfect for detaining unruly inhabitants.

The Pit of Oblivion: An infinite mass of darkness that stretches as far as the eye can see. Perhaps convenient for disposing of certain things…?

Alchemy Labratory: Show

-Synergy Chamber: In this room stands two pedestals on either side of a larger pillar. Any two items placed on the pedestals will be magically amalgamated into a new item on the pillar of combined function. The one limit is that an item must not extend over the edges of the pedestal (the surface of which is roughly 10 inches in diameter).

-Cellar: Where the count’s favorite alcohol is stored, with barrels and barrels of wine, spirits, ale, and other drinks available. There are also shelves worth of wine glasses, perhaps an excess of them. One must wonder why.

-Chemistry Room: A generic testing room for creating any sort of compound you may desire, be it acid, poison gas, bleach, or whathaveyou. Plenty of lab equipment and cases of chemicals are provided for this purpose.

-Promethean Lab: An ominous room containing electrical instruments and a slab in the middle. One player who’s devilishly inspired may place a corpse from the Burial Grounds on the slab and shock them anew, creating a mindless servant who will do your bidding. Any minion from this can last until the end of the game, but please note that they would have a weak constitution and can be brought down by less than what’s required for an authentic living being. Although any amount of players may use this room (with a one cadaver per player limit), only once in this game, someone may choose to revive a dead player with limited role abilities to be at their service.

You have 48 hours to bring this killer to justice. As for my incentive: The player who is the first to correctly vote for the culprit (as long as they are correctly lynched and their vote remains by the end of the trial) shall be given the identities of the remaining players in their opposite faction (on the condition that you keep a tight lid on it).

THE LIVING:

1. @Yrrzy (Arrow From Youtube Thumbnails)
2. @Elyk (Logan Paul)
3. @Superchao (Hollywood Bowl)
4. @Two_Finger
5. @Reeb
6. @MCD (Falconhoof)
7. @Smasher
8. @Dude
9. @Hearts (Emperor)
10. @Jetamo (Maitre D'eath)
11. @Fun with Despair (The Merchant)
12. @Kabuto (Komaeda)
13. @Amoeba
14. @sealelement
15. @Goose

This post was last modified: Aug 2, 2023 at 2:46 AM by Emperor.

My first order of business was retrieving a body to experiment on. Don't judge me, I know I wasn't the only one thinkin about it. I grabbed that nameless mook next to Lancer in the Foyer and took him downstairs through the Library. One of those blinged out skeletons tried to get the jump on me in the lab area, but Hollywood Bowl had my back and knocked it down. I owe you one, man.

I got to work defying the laws of life and death in the Promethean Lab and succeeded in reanimating my new friend, only to find out he was totally fuckin' useless, so I carried him over to the Pit and chucked him in. Even worse, I got stood up by Slenderman, who was supposed to be at the Pit last night. What gives? And then when I walked back upstairs through the Skeleton Armory, I got whipped by that maid chick. Hella rude.

Next I passed through the Courtyard and saw the Merchant entering from the north side. I escaped from another skeleton and made my way upstairs to the Observatory, where I took a peek at the Armory through the telescope. No more killer maids, just the dapper skeleton leading his less refined cousins in a conga line to the Catacombs. You do you.

Went to bed after that. Never saw Smasher, or that lego man.

Well, let's get the obvious stuff outta the way. Check Smasher's body for injuries.

Well, let's get the obvious stuff outta the way. Check Smasher's body for injuries.

The back of her head has obviously been very bloodied from where the piano lid struck her, but you see that she has a less deep but rather large bruise on her forehead.

This post was last modified: Aug 2, 2023 at 3:47 AM by Maitre D'eath.

I spent the entirety of my night... dealing with my avaricious countrymen. Alas, I was too slow to save the poor minifigure from their clutches - however, I managed to corral them all and send them to a fate most similar to that of the very unbouncy boy Lancer the previous night.

As I was distracted ensuring they had their full attentions on me, I regret to say I do not remember running into anyone but the Merchant in the courtyard.

Check the piano, and the Music Room in general.

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What shape is the bruise on her forehead? Does it look like she was hit with anything in the music room besides the Piano?

Does the victim have any items on their person?

Investigate the dungeon and look for the text on the wall again.

Check the piano, and the Music Room in general.

The pole holding the lid has been collapsed. The Music Room is otherwise perfectly normal.

What shape is the bruise on her forehead? Does it look like she was hit with anything in the music room besides the Piano?

Does the victim have any items on their person?

Investigate the dungeon and look for the text on the wall again.

Round and uneven. Nothing in the room seems to indicate so.

There is nothing on her person.

The message on the cell wall reads: “THE FINAL DOOR WILL NOT REVEAL ITSELF UNTIL ALL OTHERS ARE OPENED”

Check the Courtyard, particularly the ground for signs of someone being dragged through it.

A tumultuous night for me, travellers. Truly, I was lucky to escape with my life.

As I begin my night, I make my way for the Game Room - but a golden skeleton blocks my path. Terrified, I duck behind the bar until I'm sure the ghoul is gone.

When it's finally safe to emerge, I venture into the Game Room and notice Lego Komaeda, turned to solid gold. I decide to work on some improvements to my Adventure Chess formula - during which, Logan Paul arrives and starts crafting some merchandise.

Once I'm done, I carry the chess board out to the foyer - and spot our victim, Smasher, desecrating poor Lancer's corpse near the front door. And then - from behind - I am struck in the head. I am dead. Game over.

...Or not, so it seems. Once I awaken, I notice Smasher is missing, though her knife remains. Seeing as my head is scrambled, I'm in no state to play Adventure Chess - so, instead, I head back to the Game Room, to work on the spin-off: Adventure Darts.

After waiting a while, not a soul comes through. Not even a skeleton. A true shame, I feel Adventure Darts would have really taken off. On my way back to my room, I am haunted by the nearby cries of skeletons - so I duck into a Kitchen cupboard and spend the night in there.

Given that I already had a headache before cramming myself into a cupboard, I have very much woken up on the wrong side of bed today.

Present my head for examination, to compare the wound I sustained to that on Smasher's head

Check the Courtyard, particularly the ground for signs of someone being dragged through it.

No dragging, but there’s a set of footsteps leading from the west Courtyard entrance to the north one that are more deeply imprinted than anything else that might be here, as if to imply heavier footsteps.

Present my head for examination, to compare the wound I sustained to that on Smasher's head

Falconhoof’s and Smasher’s wounds are extremely similar.

I'm nosy. Let's look at Logan Paul's cell. Is he locked in there?

If I hop inside a suit of armor and march through the Courtyard, does it match the heavier prints?

This post was last modified: Aug 3, 2023 at 1:05 AM by Sakuya.

My apologies, Mr Emperor! When I woke, I went to the armory, but when I got there, hearing you climb up the ladder gave me a bit of a fright, and I was too eager to defend myself. After that little scene, I ran off to the Merchant to buy some cookies. The fortunes look rather unhelpful, but there is this one with an ominous warning about somebody who points. My guess is the Arrow is a dangerous one. Next, I went over to Lancer's body to bring him back to life, but he was all cut up when I got there with a knife lying next to him. Well, there goes most of my night. How disappointing, he would've been a great asset to my cleaning duties. I went to the Library to do some work, then headed to bed.

This post was last modified: Aug 3, 2023 at 2:57 AM by The Merchant.

Oi, stranger. Had a busy night, last night. Heh heh heh.

Our gracious host told me I ought to move a bit, stop settin' up shop in one spot and stayin' there. Well, stranger, I've got to say... a lunch break's not all it's cracked up to be. I started off at the shop, of course, and I bought some o' those swords off of the arrow. They had some gold on 'em at least, and beggars can't be choosers. Waited for some more customers, but I didn't get much in the way of interest, so I packed up my wares and 'eaded to the Kitchen.

I've got to say, luggin' around a bag o' swords, not something I want to do again.

I made myself a sandwich, and walked down to the basement, goin' to check out that disappearin' cell message. It was there all right, and so was Logan Paul. I'll tell you, stranger, I wouldn't want to 'ave him as my cellmate. I got my arse out of there, and went up to look at that Telescope, pointin' it down to the Foyer, where all our dead blokes end up. None there this time though, 'sides the one that Emperor was luggin' into the Library.

After that... came down to the Courtyard again, set up shop, and waited. Got a couple o' customers, but they're none o' your business, are they? I'll say though... that penguin's got a right hole in 'is pocket. Tried to buy a bunch o' Logan Paul's ruddy merchandise, but he didn't have the cash for that, now did he, stranger?

Damn, these plot twists are more wild than the ones I'd come up with! Anyhow, I spent most of the night hanging out in the basement. When I saw Emperor in some real trouble, I knew I had to help the guy, forge a shocking eleventh hour team, so I took out one of those skeletons for him. Hope he's happy. After that, it was just a matter of trying to go to the Game Room, only to find that the golden statue was my only opponent. Sheesh, it's like you guys don't know who the star is!

I'm nosy. Let's look at Logan Paul's cell. Is he locked in there?

No, but rather, he’s sleeping on the cold ground outside of it.

If I hop inside a suit of armor and march through the Courtyard, does it match the heavier prints?

They’re lighter than that.

Test a frying pan against the wound.

Does anything in the Music Room match the wound?