I AM NO MERE MAN, I AM THE MAN OF POWER

THE BLOOD OF TONY FUELS ME, HIS ITALIAN JUICES GIVE ME POWER

AND I, DAWSON, SHALL START A NEW WORLD, AND YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE ME, AND MY BEAUTIFUL LONG HAIR AND SOMEWHAT FEMININE

I WILL FUCK ALL YOUR BITCHES AND THEY SHALL LIKE IT

HAIL THE NEW WORLD ORDER, HAIL DAWSON, HAIL MY MASSIVE FEMININE DICK!!!!

AND ALL SHALL DRINK MY CUM AND LOVE IT

ALL WILL BE FUCKED, BOYS AND GIRLS, NONE ARE SAFE

DAWSON IS KING, KISS THE GLORIOIS ASS OF DAWSON

I LOVE YOU ALL, ENJOY THE NEW PARADISE THAT IS MY ASS

DEATH TO ZELDA FANS