Poll: would you put donuts (as in, the pastry) on your stiff eggplant?

yes, i think it's pretty cool
27.27%
3
no. what the fuck is wrong with you
63.64%
7
i don't have an eggplant but i would.
9.09%
1
i don't have an eggplant and no. i would not.
0%
0
Total: 11 vote(s)

eggplant havers of minus world, an important question for you

#1
sealelement
it can be any kind of donut. please feel free to discuss as well.
#2
sealelement
to clarify, we are not talking about x-rated activities here. we are talking about making your eggplant firm and simply putting a donut on for a laugh and for the pure fun of it
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#3
Kabuto
(Apr 29, 2024 at 2:54 AM)sealelement Wrote: to clarify, we are not talking about x-rated activities here. we are talking about making your eggplant firm and simply putting a donut on for a laugh and for the pure fun of it

does it have to be not x rated because i really want to but my wife refuses to eat a donut off my eggplant
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#4
Yrrzy
i dont think the flavours mix tbh
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#5
Spritanium
I'd rather eat the donut
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#6
Vertette
I'd rather eat the penis
#7
T-man
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#8
Lulu Azhal
I hate eggplants
#9
King Piranha Plant
Why does this feel like a humiliation kink

"Now stand there with that donut and stay hard for an hour"
#10
sealelement
its not a kink!!! its just funny. i got the idea from cis women on tiktok talking about what theyd do if they had one
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#11
Elyk
women have no idea how big a penis is if they think they could fit a donut onto it
#12
Draku
(Apr 30, 2024 at 1:10 AM)Elyk Wrote: women have no idea how big a penis is if they think they could fit a donut onto it
Yeah, a donut would snap Kyle's twig in half
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#13
Vertette
(Apr 30, 2024 at 1:10 AM)Elyk Wrote: women have no idea how big a penis is if they think they could fit a donut onto it

to be fair ive seen size queens completely underestimate how long a 11 inch cock really is, so that adds up. if you had an erection at that size im pretty sure you could pass out from blood loss
#14
Hearts
Pon de Lion cosplay

#15
sealelement
(Apr 30, 2024 at 1:10 AM)Elyk Wrote: women have no idea how big a penis is if they think they could fit a donut onto it

you can always find a big or small enough donut even if you're on the freakish edges of the bell curve. you are simply afraid
#16
sealelement
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#17
Draku
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#18
King Piranha Plant
Contest of Endurance:

Stack multiple bagel until it gives out

(Bagel = less messy than donut)
#19
Spritanium
Other potential food candidates for sticking your eggplant into:

1. Bean burrito
2. Soft pretzel
3. Large dome of jello
4. Swiss cheese wheel
5. An actual eggplant (hole cut out)
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#20
Yrrzy
spicey pepper
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