"@TwoFinger can you ask in thread to light a cow on fire and then try to physically assault it"
I attempt this to assuage the donkey

"@TwoFinger can you ask in thread to light a cow on fire and then try to physically assault it"
I attempt this to assuage the donkey

I get what you're trying to do here and I will give a meta comment instead.
Whether you could kill the burning donkey or not I would not let it happen during investigations.

- wake up
- head to breaker room to turn off the lights on the west side of the building
- due to kyle, only turn off the laundry room's
- head to cow
- obtain cow
- head to kfc
- loudly sing about how beef is better
- head to twister room
- try to make gay cow with twister dots, dots dont come off the room
- noted
- begin play cud (cud of duty) with cow
- think i see fwd at some point this was ammended to my actions, couldnt tell what he was doing
- try to arm bombs but they already are
- i conclude the biggest crime tonight was hearts doing my joke before i could
- see twof with arms stuck to him
- look for hot ass in the donkey stable
- no ass
- return to arm room
- twof now has dildo hands
- return to cow
- play cud
- kramer and dunkey enter
- kramer assaults dunkey with a chicken run figurine
- return to cow room via kfc
- milk cows the rest of the night