This post was last modified: May 20, 2021 at 12:16 AM by
Hu Tao.
Let's see...I began my night by heading to the CAFETERIA, where ROBERT WINTERS was preparing some coffee. I left him to it while I baked some cookies for girls night and made a birthday card for Dr. Pierce. When the cookies were done, I headed to the GIFT SHOP to pick out a present for the birthday girl. Oya? It's not much of a present if it's from her own store, you say? Well, excuse me for being a
little low on options here.
GARTH MARENGHI was here for his book signing of course, wearing some sort of atrocious green suit and a mask. DR. WEXLYN was there too. Suddenly Garth decided that I was a special guest, and invited me to the counter for a speech. I'm grateful for the honor, but I didn't have anything prepared! Luckily, I was saved by the KIDS TV SHOW HOST bursting into the room to yell at Garth. BIGFOOT also entered and grabbed a poncho. I took the opportunity to grab an "I ♥ Nadare" sweater and dip out of there.
When I got to the LOUNGE, NEMESIS was blocking the way. He grunted at me, like he didn't know who I was. Come on now, there's only been one plague doctor since night 1. Can't you recognize my feminine charm?
When I walked in, LOST IN HOGWARTS was bothering the ASMR YOUTUBER about her fantasies while the NURSES were lounging idly. I presented my lovely cookies and got a pretty lackluster reaction, even though I made them in such fun shapes...At least Luna appreciated them. Dr. Pierce was nowhere to be found unfortunately.
The TV host and DARK SOULS II soon joined the party, complaining about their existences. The youtuber had something to discuss with the nurses, so LIH challenged me to a game of beer pong and completely whooped my ass. Eventually the undead corpse of DK WEST shambled in, wearing a paper plate mask to indicate which ghost was piloting it. It started gushing about boys and Dr. Hawke, which I didn't really care about so I returned to the others.
At that point SENPAI reared his ugly mug and got everyone's attention, and I maaaay have seized the opportunity to slip a little something into someone's drink. But hey, she didn't
really die, so all's well that ends well, yea?
Though I must admit, between the zombies, meat puppets, and...whatever the hell happened here, I'm a bit miffed by so many people cheating death. You can't escape it forever...and if you act now, you can get a second funeral, half price!
Anyway, I had enough of girls night, so I followed Senpai and the nurses onto the PATIO on my way back to my dorm. Just as I was settling into bed however, I felt a metal object impact my face, knocking me out.
Really? In my own bed, after my night is already done? You're gonna bonk me then and there? The hell is wrong with you?