DISCORD INVESTIGATION: Check open areas for other pairs of clothes
You check EVERY OPEN AREA FOR INVESTIGATION. You do not find any discarded sets of CLOTHES.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: OPEN THE PISS TOME UP
You creak open the PISS TOME, unleashing a VILE STENCH upon your senses. You begin to read...

1. THE BOOK OF GENEPISS

[1:1]In the beginning there was nothing.
[1:2]Then God said "Fuck, I need a piss"; and there was piss.
[1:3] And God smelled that the piss was gross; and God seperated the light from the darkness.
[1:4] God called the light Piss, and the darkness he called Blood.

You then slam it closed and jam it back into the TROPHY CASE because JESUS CHRIST IT SMELLS.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: is there a significant amount of blood around the prune fairy?
The only BLOOD near the PRUNE FAIRY has visible is what bits of BLOOD appear to have fallen out of his wound, and the BLOOD on the BLOODY CAN OF MANDARIN ORANGES.

This post was last modified: Jun 3, 2017 at 9:07 AM by Draku.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: are two's cans different from prune cans
Yes. The pile of LIKE THIRTY CANS on 2F RIGHT SIDE, upon closer inspection, is actually a pile of LIKE THIRTY PREVIOUSLY FROZEN PEA CANS.

This post was last modified: Jun 3, 2017 at 9:20 AM by Draku.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: Inspect AREA AROUND PRUNE FAIRY'S CORPSE and CAN PILE.
You see an OUT OF PLACE WALL OF CANS that does not match the rest of the CANNED FOOD STOCKPILE'S LAYOUT, with the SAME AMOUNT OF CANS SEEMINGLY MISSING FROM IT as are present in the PILE, including the BLOODY CAN OF MANDARIN ORANGES.

There are no SIGNS OF A STRUGGLE.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: can we take apart the wall of cans to see if there's anything under or behind it?
There is nothing underneath it or behind it, except for, well, THE REST OF THE ROOM. Cause it's NEAR THE ENTRANCE and all.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: where on his head is the wound
The WOUND is on his FOREHEAD.

Examine the bedroom hall for any new trails of blood

You see BITS OF BLOOD from the BATHROOM leading to ELYK'S ROOM, and then from ELYK'S ROOM to THE RIGHT WALL of the BEDROOM HALL, stopping where his CHAIR was placed.

The DISCORD has asked to investigate GATO'S ROOM, which he gave the OK to on DISCORD.
Inside, you find that his BEDSHEETS and PILLOWCASE have been modified to resemble a KLANSMAN OUTFIT. EMPTY CANS OF FOOD and a PLATE WITH CHICKEN BONES are also present.

What kinds of cans?

Examine the bedroom hall for any new trails of blood

You see BITS OF BLOOD from the BATHROOM leading to ELYK'S ROOM, and then from ELYK'S ROOM to THE RIGHT WALL of the BEDROOM HALL, stopping where his CHAIR was placed.

The DISCORD has asked to investigate GATO'S ROOM, which he gave the OK to on DISCORD.
Inside, you find that his BEDSHEETS and PILLOWCASE have been modified to resemble a KLANSMAN OUTFIT. EMPTY CANS OF FOOD and a PLATE WITH CHICKEN BONES are also present.

What kinds of cans?

They look like the sort that you would get from the CANNED FOOD STOCKPILE. There are ABOUT FOUR CANS, and two are CANS OF CORN and another two are CANS OF PINEAPPLE SLICES.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: draku we want to examine the calling card
You examine the CALLING CARD. It appears to be RED and BLACK, and is hand-written+signed in cursive, with four right angle marks at the borders.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: "I want to examine prune fairy's ass for bruises"
You examine PRUNE FAIRY'S ASS. It looks slightly bruised, you guess. You can assume he fell on it at some point.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
You examine PEA'S ROOM. Nothing appears to be amiss.

You examine TURB'S ROOM. Other than the CALLING CARD, nothing is amiss.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: were there signs of an explosion or fire in the can room
No.

This post was last modified: Jun 3, 2017 at 5:09 PM by Stirling.

I woke up and prepared myself for tonight's adventures.
I witnessed Kamen Rider Neko leave Prune Fairy's room and noticed Turb eyeing my seductively.
We left, holding hands, and jointly saww Kamen Rider Neko go into BM's room.
Bee hid herself from us; probably from jealously.
Pea left the elevator as we joined and Turb makes way to my eventual goal in preparation for amazing sex.
A voyeur ran into the art room and distracted me from a liquid on the stairs. I recollect myself from the fall eventually.
Someone thought we were playing Mario Kart and peeled up the taser locker.
Despair left the rec room and was consumed by his alcoholism; calling me a cunt.
Someone had thirty cans stacked up with them and they slipped; becoming entombed by the cans.
I head downstairs and see Despair leaving elsewhere as I enter the art room for my next performance.
It is complete, though two individuals interrupted me. One with 13 letters in their name, and another with 11 letters in their name.
I return to my bedroom, but notice a few unusual things. A stack of books are missing, someone is into golden showers and used the elevator, Kyle is into deathplay is a pyromaniac, and Zelma was in Kamen Rider Neko's room.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: Zelma's Room

Inside, you find FIREWORKS and a LIGHTER placed in plain sight.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: Check the ART ROOM for signs of STIRLADREI'S ACTIONS.

You find CUT WIRE and SOLDERING TOOLS laid out.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: "i dont know if anyone did this yet but id like to check if theres any blood spackles near the fairys corpse maybe leading out of the room or something"
There are NO SIGNS OF BLOOD from the PRUNE FAIRY'S CORPSE out of the ROOM, or in the HALLWAY.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: "is there a camera in my room"
SEALELEMENT'S ROOM does not contain a CAMERA.
"does the boogeyman have a camera?"
You ask the BOOGEYMAN underneath the BED for a CAMERA. He groans at you.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: "search my room, for boogeymen, and in general"
You find the BOOGEYMAN underneath your BED, TWO_FINGER. There is nothing else amiss.
"also search my room"
You find the BOOGEYMAN underneath your BED, ELYK. There is also a SKULL AND CROSSBONES BEER in your room.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION: check the party room and kitchen for any firework shells
You investigate the PARTY ROOM, which is where the event actually took place. You find a CUT UP DISCARDED FIREWORK SHELL.

firework bits in bathroom despite elyk not putting firework bits in can implies elyk was telling the truth about the firework launched into bathroom