[DAY 3] Investigation
see elyk make his way onto the ship
head to bee's room, hear screaming and glass shattering (probably zelma getting suplexed)
argue with bee in her room, she's afk
head to the shop to buy another vest
the shop is covered in beer and glass
dude is laying there knocked out and HEAVY METAL MUSIC is blasting from him
I wake him up and we go to the casino, with dude grabbing a shotgun on the way
dude tries to gamble but can't cause he has no card
shadow the wanker comes in and makes me lose at gambling and the sets up a turret and jacks off into it
I get covered and head to the pool, seeing pthief do a flip off of cuperchao's door on the way
I jump the fuck in the gaping hole to another world and pass out
You also ask ELYK'S BOOGEYMAN what ZELMA was doing. It turns on a FLASHLIGHT and makes a DEER SHADOW PUPPET. It moves its head in front of the flashlight to make the shadows appear as if they are MAKING OUT.
It then turns off its flashlight, pretends to look around, stomps in frustration and shakes its head as if to say NO.
It then retreats into the closet.
>meet Aidan at SNACK BAR
>we apparently did the same thing so we kinda just stood there the whole time
>Zelma shows up at some point, comes at me trying to pull my luscious hair and I bite his dumb arm
>Aidan throws a piss knife at him bc fuck u don't attack me frick, HOWEVER he pulls some matrix shit and dodges it??? weirdo
>Draku was there watching this unfold
>then it says "he" lunges at Aidan but idk if that was in reference to Zelma or Draku???? Anyway Aidan dodged it so lol
>Aidan and I go back to our rooms but we hear Zelma puking behind us
Cinna's account.
I got suplexed by a fuckin...
A fuckin, A fuckin.....
Yeah..
I got suplexed by a fuckin Luchador,
Right through the Mooonoooshop.
Suplexed by a luchador,
Right through the Mooonoooshop.
I woke up by a masked man,
She won't think I'm straight again.
I woke up by a masked man,
She won't think I'm straight again.
Ever since I got suplexed I,
Went and got some shit like a dope vest
So niggas won't shoot me through the my big chest
Had to get some snacks, then I had to jet
Ever since I got suplexed I,
Took the elevator to the GYM mates
Upgrading my 6-pack to a grand 8
Owl on my jacket, now I'm feeling great
I got suplexed by a fuckin Luchador,
Right through the Mooonoooshop.
Suplexed by a luchador,
Right through the Mooonoooshop.
I woke up by a masked man,
She won't think I'm straight again.
I woke up by a masked man,
She won't think I'm straight again.
I woke up by a masked man,
She won't think I'm straight again...
I woke up by a masked man,
She won't think I'm straight again....
While I was in the GYM I,
A motherfucker named dude killed my damn vibe,
Metallica blasting loud that shit is not hype,
Shotgun in the trophy case? Oh my....
While I was in the GYM I,
Got the fuck up outta there cause I don't wanna die.
Snack Bar posted up I see my future wife(Cinna),
hanging around with a wimpy guy(BM).
Shit just pissed me off so I had to,
Pull that bitches hair till cause she's messing with someone else,
But she hissed and bit me goddamn girl you're something else,
BM threw a piss knife but I dodged cause I'm something else.
She don't need no one else, you don't need nobody else.
No..
Lunged and tried to fight my bro
But he and her went to go
So decided to go and roam
Straight into Elyk's room
Yeah...
Looking for some DEER HEAD love,
That's shit gone and In my bed I just
Remember I got suplexed,
By a fuckin luchador.
Suplexed by a luchador,
Through the Mooonooshop.
I woke up by a masked man,
She won't think I'm straight again.
I woke up by a masked man,
She won't think I'm straight again.
I woke up by a masked man,
She won't think I'm straight again.
I woke up by a masked man,
She won't think I'm straight again.
Un-Drizzy'd version for my loves....
>Wake up
>Suplexed right through the floor of Monoshop
>Wake up on the floor later next to some masked guy
>Buy some shit from the Monoshop while I'm there
>Hit up the snack bar
>Take elevator to the GYM
>Emblemize my jacket to include the OVO Owl by none other than Drizzy Drake........
>DUDE comes through and Metallica is playing as soon as this motherfucker enters the GYM
>He throws a shotgun in the trophycase then goes away
>Get the fuck outta there
>Go back to the Snack Bar and see Cinna & BM
>Pull her fucking hair
>She hisses and bites me
>BM throws a piss knife
>I dodge thanks to the Will of D. and More Life going platinum on iTunes
>Lunge at BM; but they both go back to their rooms
>I go to Elyk's room on a mission to make out with the Deer Head
>He's in bed twitching around
>Deer head nowhere to be found
>Go back to my own room
>Bed.
For the record, I was definitely trying to kill BM.
I've been asked to talk more about what happened after Brainwyrms woke me up, so here's the last part of my account.
Let's see... I saw someone enter Kyle's room. I don't know who it was, although I know there was some sort of owl on their back. I also saw T-Man and one of the phantom thieves(?) enter the ship. I also saw Monokuma enter a room with a monoshop bag.
After that, Brainwyrms and I went back to our rooms. A luchador was with us on the elevator, carrying a slot machine with them... How were they able to do that?
Also, I saw Monokuma extinguish the fire on the top floor. Maybe the other Monokuma I saw is a fake.
-get into a fight with elyk, knock him down but not out
-head into the mono shop
-buy shit
-"draku but with a fucked up face" suddenly falls in through the roof (after elyk threw him? that's kind of a short time period...)
-buys a trophy, splashes me
-get knocked the fuck out
question for @Monokuma, was he holding a bag when he fell in?
To answer your question, Dude, I did see "Draku", with a bag, fall through the skyview.
T-Saw a second Phantom Thief leaving another room. Probably BM.
T-I went through the Snack Bar and into the Casino, intending to ride the Elevator. I see DIANTHA playing yu-gi-oh at the card table, she challenges me to a duel and I agree but I lose very embarrassingly. Guess I didn't have the heart of the cards Well...
T-I rode up the Elevator, hearing a CRASH from upstairs while inside, but after actually exiting into the Rec Room I saw nothing out of the ordinary (wasn't burnt at this point in time, basically). I grabbed an extra handgun to complement my phantom thief gun, and started doing gun spins while occasionally firing rounds into the ceiling, yelling YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD each time. Sadly no one was around to watch it.
Z-Wake up
T-I left for the Gym, and along the way I see ZELMA leaving his room, probably because I was screaming like an idiot. I made a mad dash for the luchador masks, put one on, grabbed ZELMA in a headlock, dragged him over and SUPLEXED HIM THROUGH THE FUCKING SKYVIEW FLOOR. I passed out after this for good reasons.
Z-Suplexed right through the floor of Monoshop
E-I leave my room to hunt down Dude in order to get my card back.
Z-Wake up on the floor later next to some masked guy, Buy some shit from the Monoshop while I'm there
Z-Hit up the snack bar
T-When I woke up in the Mono Shop, ZELMA was already gone, and I swapped back into my normal outfit, leaving a pile of confetti. I headed for the Casino, but first noticed DUDE and ELYK in the lobby, as well as Korn playing in the background for some reason. ELYK shot a rocket fist at DUDE, but it bounced off of him with a clang, and then DUDE rushed up, kneed him in the stomach, and flicked him in the nose right after.
E-I meet him in the lobby and attack. He deflects my attack. There is a metallic clang as my fist bounces off of his body.
E-He knees me in the stomach and then flicks me in the forehead. His knees are noted as being metal or metal covered as well.
Dude-get into a fight with elyk, knock him down but not out
E-I go into the shop and try to buy a sword but can't because I never got my card back.
T-ELYK started sparking out for whatever reason, and DUDE fistpumped and made fun of ELYK while ELYK ran out to the ship. DUDE himself went to the Mono Shop, and after witnessing all of this I continued on my quest to use the slot machines. I won credits which was pretty sick
Dude-head into the mono shop, buy shit
Z-Take elevator to the GYM
Z-Emblemize my jacket to include the OVO Owl by none other than Drizzy Drake........
D-wake up groaning
D-someone above me with a mask
D-splashed with liquid, i black out
2F-wake up, hear splash from draku's room
2F-see elyk make his way onto the ship
E-I go to the ship and see Twofinger.
E-I enter Draku's room, drag him out, and toss him from the deck into the glass room. The glass shatters. I did not notice anyone else in the room at the time.
2F-head to bee's room, hear screaming and glass shattering
Dude-"draku but with a fucked up face" suddenly falls in through the roof (after elyk threw him? that's kind of a short time period...)
2F-argue with bee in her room, she's afk
Dude-buys a trophy, splashes me, get knocked the fuck out
C-I can't believe all of this in one night... I went outside, by the fire escape, to look for anything suspicious, but this was too much.
T-After leaving the Casino through the Snack Bar, I heard another loud CRASH, this time from the direction of the Mono Shop. I ran over to the Fire Escape, passing CHIAKI, and let my piss knife drip all over the stairs in there. Fun. Afterwards I headed out to the Beach Hut, got a reclining chair, umbrella, and beach ball, and set it all up on the beach itself. MASKED DRAKU left the front door holding a MONO SHOP BAG, and I kicked my beach ball into his face and laughed at him after it knocked him over. What a loser. He got up and went to an unspecified room on the Ship afterwards.
C-I'll start with the most important info I have on what happened, starting with when I got to the fire escape. I saw Turb set up some beach equipment by the beach, mainly a chair, an umbrella and a beach ball. He played with the ball for a bit. A while after, he went in the ship.
C-If it means anything, Turb hurt himself with the beach ball before going on the ship
C-Right after, I saw Diantha walk to the ship. As far as I know, this is evidence that the murder happened on the ship.
C-I got knocked out by a masked figure shortly after. I have trouble remembering who did it, but they did reek of piss
T-I got cozy on my beach chair with my good old KG history book, and saw MASKED DRAKU leaving the Ship shortly after, still with his MONO SHOP BAG. I saw T-MAN leaving the Resort heading towards the Ship shortly afterwards, and I started walking in the same direction. But what I actually did was go to a remote corner of the beach, change into my phantom thief outfit again, toss some confetti on the ground manually, and confettiport into DRAKU's room.
T-I ascended to seventh-dimensional chess and sent DRAKU a card telling him to kill BM out of nothing but spite, guaranteeing that either the guy who almost mislynched me or the guy who probably killed Mario will die.
2F-head to the shop to buy another vest, the shop is covered in beer and glass
2F-dude is laying there knocked out and HEAVY METAL MUSIC is blasting from him
E-I return to my room. I do not see anyone there.
2F-I wake him up and we go to the casino, with dude grabbing a shotgun on the way
2F-dude tries to gamble but can't cause he has no card
S-Head to casino, Two Finger gambling at the slots along with Dude. Heavy Metal plays around Dude.
S-I move past Dude, pulling the handle on his slot machine then stand up on roulette table to jerk off into the turret.
2F-shadow the wanker comes in and makes me lose at gambling
S-Dude lets out a yell and unloads the shotgun into the slot machine and leaves.
S-I jack off into the autoturret and it sprays jizz everywhere, coating Two Finger, who leaves in disgust.
2F-Shadow sets up a turret and jacks off into it, I get covered, head for pool
S-Hop off table and head upstairs, sitting down near the liquor cabinet and chugging a handle of whiskey.
Z-DUDE comes through and Metallica is playing as soon as this motherfucker enters the GYM
Z-He throws a shotgun in the trophycase then goes away
Z-Get the fuck outta there
S-T-man is walking around the rec room, coating it in everclear.
D-i wake up in my closet under a pile of clothes
D-walk off the ship, mariofan is on the ship as i pass by
M-Leave the ship and notice Draku is doing the same
D-chiaki is outside the entrance on the ground
M-Enter the lobby, notice someone wrote the false opinion of "SONIC IS HERE SHADOW IS A LOSER"
2F-head to the pool, seeing pthief do a flip off of cuperchao's door on the way
T-After I moonwalked out of DRAKU'S room, I did a sweet-ass backflip off SUPERCHAO'S DOOR. I had actually intended to like, flip the bird at it but this is a lot better thank you Desp. As I was leaving the ship, a SEMEN-COVERED GATO stared at me, before he walked towards the pool and dropped into the hole
T-I went straight to bed in my room and saw no one else on the way.
2F-I jump the fuck in the gaping hole to another world and pass out
M-Take the elevator up, downing half a bottle of whiskey
B-I wake up to MARIOFAN downing a bottle of WHISKEY outside his room. He pours what's left on the GOKU PAINTING, and then heads over to the GYM. Rude.
M-See Brainwyrms leave their room and make their way downstairs
M-Pour the rest of the whiskey on the Goku painting. I hate modern art
M-See Shadow loitering near the fire escape
B-I head downstairs and buy a TROPHY so I can pretend to feel accomplished about SOMETHING. The MONO SHOP is all kinds of fucked up.
M-Grab a luchador mask and put it over the head of the burned bear. Now it really ties the room together
B-I head out the LOBBY DOOR, and notice a couple things were jotted in the GUESTBOOK. Not what they are though. Just that it's not piss, thank god.
D-go to the buffet, brainwyrms assaults me and i get trophy splashed
B-I see that motherfucker DRAKU by the front door. That piece of shit played me like a damn fiddle! I throw myself at him, sock him in the gut, and splash him with my TROPHY.
B-Wow, don't know what came over me there.
B-Afterwards, I spot a KNOCKED OUT CHIAKI over by the FIRE ESCAPE. I rush to her side and shake her awake, and after a bit she comes to.
C-Brainwyrms woke me up after that. I'm not sure as to how long I was knocked out.
M-Notice Brainwyrms take a passed-out Chiaki up
BM-wake up for hot date, go to snack bar and stand around confused with cinna
Cinna-meet Aidan at SNACK BAR, we apparently did the same thing so we kinda just stood there the whole time
D-wake up soon, go to the snack bar
Z-Go back to the Snack Bar and see Cinna & BM, Pull her fucking hair
Cinna-Zelma shows up at some point, comes at me trying to pull my luscious hair and I bite his dumb arm
Z-She hisses and bites me
D-zelma gets bitten by cinna wtf
Cinna-Aidan throws a piss knife at him bc fuck u don't attack me frick, HOWEVER he pulls some matrix shit and dodges it??? weirdo
Z-BM throws a piss knife, I dodge thanks to the Will of D. and More Life going platinum on iTunes
Cinna-Draku was there watching this unfold
D-zelma pulls at her hair but phantom thief throws a piss knife that zelma dodges in slow motion
D-the table gets hit by the piss knife and EXPLODES
D-zelma lunges for pthief
Z-Lunge at BM; but they both go back to their rooms
Cinna-then it says "he" lunges at Aidan but idk if that was in reference to Zelma or Draku???? Anyway Aidan dodged it so lol
D-pthief and cinna run back to their respective rooms
BM-go to bed
D-zelma vomits, heads into elyk's room
Cinna-Aidan and I go back to our rooms but we hear Zelma puking behind us
Z-I go to Elyk's room on a mission to make out with the Deer Head
Z-He's in bed twitching around, Deer head nowhere to be found
D-i watch the cyanide pills, none seem to be missing
S-Heading back to my room for bed, I pass Draku in the snack bar and notice chiaki now awake with brainwyrms.
D-monokuma passes through and enters a bedroom
Z-Go back to my own room, Bed.
B-Meanwhile, I see ZELMA in a COAT go into a bedroom. A PHANTOM THIEF lookin' dude and someone else are both heading over to the SHIP. I also see MONOKUMA with a MONO SHOP BAG enter someone's bedroom as well.
S-A phantom theif and tman are walking onto the ship, and zelma is entering Elyk's room.
B-...Anyways. CHIAKI and I head inside to head over to our rooms. We ride the ELEVATOR with a LUCHADOR carrying an entire fucking SLOT MACHINE? I also hear "THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES" blaring, but I can't quite make out from where.
B-Upon arriving in the REC ROOM I see that it's all burned up to shit, with an exhausted MONOKUMA slumped against a wall, holding a FIRE HOSE.
B-I head to my room, and see the LUCHADOR enter theirs, SLOT MACHINE in tow.
D-go to bed, a second phantom thief (come on guys really) leaves the ship and passes me
D-calling card telling me to kill BM in one day or i'll cut my own dick off, cool
-Missing parts of Shadow's account because I already delayed this enough.
Probably a number of minor things wrong or misplacements out of early morning confusion but Chiaki's account of Turb's actions basically confirms either him or her as the killer. Chiaki's night suddenly starts at a very, very opportune time for them to be Masked Draku. Hm.
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